WARNING: THIS AUTHOR IS A RABID LOONEY TUNES, HARRY POTTER, LORD OF THE RINGS, ANIMANIACS, DISCWORLD, STAR WARS, DARREN SHAN, AND TEEN TITANS ADDICT. CAUTION IS ADVISED WHEN APPROACHING SAID INSANE AUTHOR.

Heh heh. The above is all correct, actually, although I mainly write Looney Tunes fics. Anyway, my pen name (as read up somewhere at the top) is Miss Nonniya. Need an explanation?

Explanation

If you take the syllables "Miss", "Nonn" "I" and "Ya", and combine "Nonn" and "I" together, you get "Miss" "Nonni" "Ya." Reverse the order of those syllables, get rid of the Y in Ya, and you have A. Nonni Miss. Anonymous. The 'A' stands for Aimee, by the way. 'Tis my real name.

News

Current Story News: I posted the...what was it?...third chapter of Sucked Into Earth. Reviews, please? Once I get, say, five or ten, I'll post the next chapter.

Future Stories:

Avenge and Revenge: (Darren Shan. If you have not read past book 11, warning: spoilers ahead.) Years after the death of Steve Leopard and the first death of Darren Shan, a vampet creates a clone of Steve. Upon hearing this news, nineteen-year-old Urcha Von and his eighteen-year-old sister Lilia plan to destroy this clone and the vampet to avenge their older brother.

Another of the Chalk: (Discworld, more specifically the Tiffany Aching series) Slightly AU: Before Granny Aching, there was Old Mother Stickell. Now, her great-granddaughter, Coriander, best friend of Tiffany Aching, is by her friend's side as she discovers how her great-grandmother played a part in witch and Nac Mac Feegle history. And where exactly does Tiffany come in?

Comics: (Teen Titans) The Titans get ahold of some old TT comics.

Remembrance: (Star Wars) A dying Jedi Master reflects on the life of his late Padawan.

Statistics

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Name: Aimee Somethingsomething. You can call me Aimee, Kae, Nonniya, Nonni, Hey Ugly...whatever floats your boat.

Age: Can't tell you.

Birthday: August 27

Appearance: I'm an average person but with wolf ears and a wolf tail, and I have one brown eye and one red eye. I've got black hair with reddish streaks in it, and my clothing changes a lot, but I always wear a pink Livestrong bracelet and I have braces on my teeth of various colours.

Main Fandoms: See the Warning. I won't write a lot of Animaniacs fics, though.

Favourite Books: The Serpent's Egg trilogy by J. Fitzgerald McCurdy, the Darren Shan Saga, the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling, Eragon by Christopher Paolini. I read a lot of fantasy books, they rock.

Favourite Movies: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Pride and Prejudice

Muses

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(puts on a hard hat) This part is under construction.

Yes, I have weird muses. Most of them are for dolling (I doll, did you know that? I made a doll of me and plushie!Ani. Ahhhhhhhhhh-dorable.), and some for various RL school subjects, but I have some story muses.

Main Muse: Pahana: Hi. My name...is Eldritch. Pahana Eldritch. Pahana Sinclair Eldritch. Yeah, I know, I'm James Bond. Whatever. Cheese. I have short white hair - NO, I'M NOT OLD! I'm 14! Now let me carry on. I have white - no, sorry, white-BLONDE hair. (sigh)That's better. And I've got dull brown eyes and freakishly short eyelashes.I think I'm aboy, but last time Itook a shower...um...yeah.

James:Ew sick.

Pahana:Shuddup.Most of the time I wear layered tank tops, normally white and some other colour/s, a brown sash around my waist like a belt, a black leather miniskirt withwhite trimor black pants, and a dagger in a pouch attached to my pants or skirt, depending on what I'm wearing. I'm...uh...let's see...well, a lot of people call me sarcastic, clever, and way too cocky for my own good. Hey, you want cocky? Go meet my twin. (whispers) Who likes to sing My Humps under his breath when he thinks I'm not around...

Main Male Muse: James: Heyyyyyyya. I'm James Sanders Eldritch. How ya' doing?

Pahana: (sweatdrop)

James: I'm just being cool, that's all. Yeah, folks, don't mind my sister, she's a little...(makes cuckoo sign) Hopefully she didn't see that. Anyway, I look a lot like my sister, except a bit darker. (waves hands around) Whoa, whoa, but only a bit! Light blonde hair, brown eyes, short, like Pahana. I dress like her too - two or more shirts, one of them white, black pants or (winks) a miniskirt if I haaave to --

Pahana: SICKO!

James: Never mind. Dagger, too. 'Cept mine's smexier.

Pahana: (makes cuckoo sounds)

James: Um. Well, I'm a lot like Pahana, actually. If my hair were longer and bleached, and if you put mascara on me --

Pahana: Pervert.

James: --and you stuffed balls of newspaper up my shirt--

Pahana: DOUBLE SICKO!

James: I'd look exactly like her. Hey, Pahana, we should do that sometime. You be me, I be you, we confuse the pants off everybody.

Pahana: I'm sorry, soooo sorry. James is a little crazy.

Dolling Muses: Mippa: Hey there! My name's Mippa Elyan Baggerty. That's MIP-pah ell-YAHN BA-grr-tee. Pretty easy to pronounce, except Elyan. Lots of people say, "um, Eleeyahn?"

Looney Tunes

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Favourite Characters: Bugs, Daffy, Honey Bunny, Penelope Le Kitty --

Pahana: Le Kitty?

Aimee: I think so. Shut up.

Sylvester, Tweety (yes, I like them both), Porky Pig

Least Favourite Characters: Um...Speedy Gonzales - I don't LOATHE him, but he sort of gets on my nerves. There is one character that I downright despise, and that's LOLA BUNNY. I'm with you, A. Penelope Quill. It's fun to write stories with her in them, though.

Original Characters (so far): #1 - Sunny Bunny, Honey Bunny's younger sister. Admires Bugs.

#2: Mairi (MAH-ree) Mallard, a white Scottish duck. Daffy had a crush on her on a trip to Scotland, and the crush still haunts him.

#3: Selena la Stinkette, a lovesick skunk who always wears a long purple skirt and suspenders. Like Fifi La Fume, she only stinks when she's around her loves. Pepe le Pew's girlfriend.

Favourite Ships: It's possible to ship LT, right? Anyway...

Bugs/Honey

Daffy/Danni (the latter is an A. Penelope Quill OC, even though I don't think she knows who I am)

Crush!ship Daffy/Mairi

Pepe/Selena (the latter is one of my OC's, as you found out previously)

Sylvester/Penelope

Porky/Petunia (we need more Petunia! shakes fist)

Tweety/Aaoogah (s.p.?)

And you will never, EVER catch me shipping Bugs/Lola, unless it's a Lola-Bugs-Honey love angle. That is, Lola loves Bugs who loves Honey who loves Bugs but Lola won't ever get him.

Favourite All-Around Cartoon: How am I supposed to answer that? They're all awesome!

Favourite Bugs Cartoon: Only one? I don't have only one! Rabbit of Seville and Hare Do

Favourite Daffy Cartoon: Duck Amuck. Priceless. The Scarlet Pumpernickel comes in a close second though.

Harry Potter

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Favourite Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Sirius, Remus

Least Favourite Characters: The ones you'd expect - Lockhart, Pettigrew, Umbridge...not too fond of Cho Chang, either.

Original Characters: I don't write any HP fics, actually, I love to read them though. So, no.

Favourite Ships: I can't answer this without getting a gun to my head, but I don't mind Draco/Pansy even if it's a 'duhhhhh-that's-so-obvious' ship. Oh, and I like Remus/Sirius.

Least Favourite Ships: R/S is the ONLY slash ship I like, so, yeah, any slash ship other than that, but I'll tolerate them. Anything REALLY obscure, like Dumbledore/Giant Squid, is really stupid. Not too fond of Harry/Ginny either...(waits for dad to shoot me)

Favourite Book: Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix. I don't care if OotP is, or so my dad says, "all about politics".

Favourite Movie: Goblet of Fire, without a doubt

Teen Titans

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Fave Charries: Raven, BB, Larry (the little annoying guy in Fractured)

Least Fave Charries: I...don't know. A number of the villains, perhaps.

Original Charries: I don't often write TT, but I have an OC for my amusement - Kyelekr (kigh-LEH-kurr), or Skyflame - she's a Tamaranian, if her real name wasn't obvious.

Fave Ships:

Robin/Raven

Robin/Starfire (I ship them both, is that a crime?)

Starfire/BB (Or maybe some kind of love triangle)

Cy/Jinx (Used to, anyway)

Fave Episodes: X, Betrothed, Fractured, Mother Mae-Eye (gotta love pie. snorts)

Star Wars

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Fave Charries in Prequel:Ani, Obi, Padme (can't get the little accent thingy without destroying theproffy), Qui(-Gon), the Kaminoans (I love their furniture. (swoon))

Least Fave Charries in Prequel: d00d. Should be obvious. Oh well. I loathe Palpy...loathe, loathe Palpy. Must die. (nods)

Fave Charries in Original: Leia, Han (he's not hawt, but rogues are cool. So's Indiana Jones. But that's offtopic.), Darth Vader...um yeah.

Least Fave Charries in Original: JABBA THE HUTT! And Palpy again,definitely.

Original Charries: Madelin Lotru, a, uh, prequel-original character. She survived the Great Jedi Purge at the temple when she was six, and she has one arm as well as a mechanical leg, which both got amputated by teh ebil AniVader.She was found face-down and breathing erratically in a hall by Obi and Yoda, and Obi, as we know, took Luke to Tatooine, and because Maddi had forgotten where her parents lived (or died, they were the parents of a Jedi-in-training), brought Maddi to live with her older brother and his wife and young son, who became a good friend of Luke. The story I will write with her as the main character is an AU of The Last I Saw, also by me, because the Madelin in that story (same one) died.

Fave Ships: Ani/Padme, Obi/Siri, Obi/Sabe, Yoda/Yaddle (I don't write Y/Y stories, though, but they make an ah-dorable couple)

Quotes I Live By (or at least I like)

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"Excuse me? I. Do. Not. Squeal. I yell. Yelling is much more mature than your girlish, childish fangirl squealing." - Arya from Sucked Into Earth - by ME!

"I've got a bad feeling about this." - Various SW characters

"Just who do you think you are, Buzz Lightyear?" - Me

"I hug and I bite, as Aimee knows." - My friend Katie, to a bunch of my friends during an email conversation

"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy." - Babs, from Chicken Run

"(dazed) Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience. (faints)" - Rocky, also from Chicken Run

"RICE BALL!" - Me

"Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?" - "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" in Latin

"Busheney!" - Sunny Baudelaire's word for "You're an evil man with no concern whatsoever for other people!"

"One day, I'm going to make a movie called Daniel's Angels." "(snigger)" "It's not that funny, Aimee." -My Daniel Radcliffe-obsessed friend Sunny and me

"I'm serious! One day, I'm going to walk up to my mum and say, 'Hey mum, bye, I'm running away to Alaska!'" - Sunny. Actually, she DOES want to go to Alaska.

"NOUN: A person, place, thing, or idea. The brilliant tutor tried to teach the ignorant boy. ADJECTIVE: A word that describes a noun. The pea-brained basketball player did not even attempt to study. VERB: A word that expresses an action. The police arrested him and threw him in jail. ADVERB: A word used to describe a verb or adjective. The boy apologized profusely, but it was too late and he was fed to the wolves." - Millicent Min, Girl Genius

"I am your father." - Darth Vader

"You are so random." "I am your father." - Me and Katie

"Hi, my name's Aimee, and I am currently competing with Katie to become the RESIDENT RANDOM in our class." - Me, introducing myself to a class visitor

"Eh, what's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny

"You're dethpicable." - Daffy Duck

"Sthufferin' Sthuccotash!" - Sylvester

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" - Tweety

"I tawt I taw a fwying idiot! (moments later) I did! I did taw a fwying idiot!" - Tweety, in the A. Penelope Quill story Fudd Amuck

"I lost my MP3 player..." - A caption for an Anakin Skywalker LJ icon

"A crow's last words: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!" - Something funny I saw once

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyway." - MKA (Mary-Kate and Ashley)

"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to." - My friend Puffy-chan

"So what if I'm insane? At least I'm consistent." - My friend BQ (RIP - she quit Neopets, which I'm fond of. Neopets, not BQ leaving.)

"GRYFFINDORK!" - My RP character on a Harry Potter RP board, who's a Slytherin

"Obi-Wan Kenobi opened his eyes to find himself staring at what he strongly suspected was Anakin's butt." - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith movie novel by Matthew Stover

"I am a disturbance in the Force." - Anakin Skywalker, in the movie novel above.

"We have to wear kilts?" "No." "Darn. I would look good in one." - Anakin, Arya, and Obi-Wan in Sucked Into Earth- by ME, although I said that already.

"What's this?" "(while munching popcorn) Pirates of the Caribbean. Will Turner...and maybe Jack Sparrow...are very hot." "So, Spruce, you're getting rid of Ani and replacing him with this...Will Turner? Or Jack Sparrow?" "NO! (clings to Anakin)" - Padme and Spruce in a future chapter of Sucked Into Earth

"Where's Peter?" "He died." - Two kids in my school, Maeve and Will

"Oy, Aimee. Will wants you." - Another kid in my school, Emilie. She meant that Will wanted to SEE me, gosh darn all you dirty minds to heck.

"Birth simulator? OH MY GOD! (burst out laughing)" - A bunch of kids during drama

"When you think the world's gonna fall on top of you...scream MOMMY!" - Me

(after getting arm grabbed by Catrina) (blinks) "Whoa, what the hell?" - Obi-Wan in a future chapter of Sucked Into Earth

"Legolas rocks mah socks!" "Um, Spruce, you're not wearing socks." "It's a figure of speech." - Spruce and Padme in a future chapter of Sucked Into Earth

"Look at mah sex-ay body." -This guy in my class, Julian. Gawd, he's got a dirty mind. -_- (butihavethisreallyreallyreallyextremelysmallonandoffcrushonhimbecausesometimesilikelikehimandsometimesidon't)

"I love meatloaf. It's like a giant hamburger." - Julian

"Three...two...one...fire in the hole!" - A bunch of my friends and I while launching trebuchets for science class

"Don't mention the war." - Basil Fawlty of Fawlty Towers