Ello people, this is something that took me forever to write, plus it got deleted once, so read it all the way through, will you? Seriously, it took me like an hour to do this, plus the other 45 min it took me to do the one that got deleted. And probably another 15 minutes finding things to put on here. So about 2 hours.

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39 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style "is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Just stand in the corner and mutter under your breath (like your reassuring yourself) something like: "The sky is not falling. The sky is not falling. The sky is not falling." Or something like: "Dolphin-bunny dolphin-bunny dolphin-bunny dolphin-bunny dolphin-bunny" 39. Laugh randomly to yourself at random intervals.

My personal favorites are 1,5,6,7,9,10,13,15,17,20,21,23,24,26,27,29,34,35,36,37,38,39.

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Ways to tell that you have a fanfiction account.

1. You have raised disclaimers to an art form.

2. When you are going to see a movie, you read the fanfics, not the reviews.

3. By the middle of the movie, you are sketching out a fanfiction.

4. You use 'mary-sue' as an insult.

5. You know that you can just say 'the problem disappeared and they all lived happily ever after' but with the problem of flames and looking like an idiot, you don't even consider it.

6. You shrieked with laughter when you heard of a girl named Mary Sue.

7. You hate your sister for getting onto iTunes at the precise moment that you are writing fanfiction.

8. When a character in one of your favorite book series dies, you know right away why the author killed them.(Harry Potter shoutout: Dumbledore died because Harry was using him as a crutch. In order for Harry to truly survive against Voldemort, he had to be a strong, self-knowledged person, and Dumbledore, as hard as he was trying not to, was blocking that full blast.)

9. You don't even know what OC stands for, but you use it anyway and know what it means. Wait, I actually do know what it stands for: Other Character, and Original Character. Haha profile take that.

10. You copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name: CrystalFlame13

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Don't just daydream. Write it down.

I like random humor. If you flame it, you're just proving that you shouldn't be allowed on Fanfiction.

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Random information about me.

Animal: Cats, Artic wolves, Lynx, basically any big cat.

Anime (watched): Definitely Fairy Tail. I haven't watched very many others, but I'm working on it. As soon as I finish Fairy Tail...

Available: Whatever idiot made this up...don't even try. I'm not getting an online boyfriend.

Always: Thinking random thoughts. Even when I'm sleeping, my dreams are weird.

Blind or deaf : Deaf. This world is too noisy already, and no one can yell at me! Wait... this also means I can do whatever I want because you won't be able to tell me it's wrong! *evil laughs*

Believe in Miracles?: Yeah. I don't rely on them, but they're handy little things that show up just when you need them.

Color: Silver, black, blue, green, gray, red, and any color you could find on a cat.

Car: I made a drawing of my car. No, not a actual car, one I made up. Trust me, you don't want to see it.

Calm or stormy?: Depends a lot on my mood.

Dream: Getting rid of all the annoying boys in the world or making them not annoying anymore. And getting sucked into my favorite fanfic I wrote (Crystal Phoenix).

Day or Night?: Definitely night. Once on Xmas vacation I stayed up till at least 5 AM reading fanfics on here. Yes, I know, I'm crazy. I get it from my friends the Sarahs. Yes, they are both actually named Sarah.

Done anything to benefit mankind?: No. Not yet anyway. I'm still working on it, don't rush me!

Essential for a good day: A good attitude. I'm serious about this one.

Food: Bubblegum, pizza, icecream, snowcones, chicken, french fries, pretzels, the kind of cheese that comes in a can w/ crackers, soda (especially Mt. Dew), lemonade, root beer-lemonade (yes I KNOW it sound weird it actually tastes really good you should try it sometime)

Fun thing to do in the snow: Dump bucketfulls of snow of people. Especially when they're sleeping. That is actually very fun, especially if they get snow down their shirt. Hehe that seriously never gets old.

Fun thing to do on hot days: Attack people with a hose. Or with a pot of boiling water. Also sounds very fun... *evil laughs again*

Greatest fears: Spiders, having to stay quiet for eternity, getting attacked by the Sarahs, losing all my portals on Ingress, ect.

Goals in Life: Write an award-winning book, lock my siblings in a box w/ airholes so they never bother me again, swim w/ dolphins at least once, not drown when I'm swimming, keep my numerous notebooks full of my fanfics and original stories away from my siblings.

Going somewhere?: No. I'm staying holed up in my room, w/ all my friends in my fanfics. Don't ask.

Health Freak?: I care about my health. Am I anorexic, put my intelligence over it, run 50 miles per day? No.

Helpful or harmful?: Depends on what I'm doing.

Ice cream: I have absolutely no idea whatsoever. I have to many to pick one.

Instrument: I can play the clarinet a bit, I used to know how to play a song on my recorder, and I can play one song on the piano and xylophone, ect.

Inside or outside: Outside. I'd go insane, literally, if I was forced to stay inside.

Jewelry: Not very much, but I have a few rubber bracelets I wear all the time (literally, I never take them off), a few rings, and like three favorite necklaces I wear every day.

Justice: Not the same thing as fairness.

Kids: AAAAHHH! runs away screaming OK, fine... the quiet kind that obeys you at least half the time.

Keep anything under your pillow?: Yes, my numerous notebooks w/ my fanfics & original stories. My siblings would find them and rip them to shreds if I didn't. (I sleep w/ a few blankets over my pillow and I have two pillows, that's how I do it and not hurt my head immensely)

Kind to old ladies?: Yeah. Unless they're creeps.

Letter: S - W - C - F - J - B (not in that order)

Love to: read books, swim, plan and plot evil things w/ the Sarahs, play Ingress, play Animal Jam, play Fantage, daydream, read fanfics, write fanfics, think up new ideas for fanfics, reread fanfics, ect.

Milk flavor: Chocolate & strawberry; normal milk tastes bad to my taste buds.

Movie: I lost count.

Motion sickness: No. Unlike SOME anime pink-haired dragon-slayer who ruins fanfic possibilities by being very motion-sick *glares at Natsu*

Need to survive: a good book, a laptop, a mouse for the laptop, wifi for the laptop, youtube(for anime), fanfiction.net, five tons of notebooks for fanfics and original books, and the Sarahs.

Need to get you up in the morning?: The promise of reading when I get home from school.

Never: Thought of getting along with my siblings.

One thing you really want: *thinks for a few minutes, then get confused* I have too many...

One wish: That I could fly. And draw blood with my fingernails. And be able to get into my fanfics. And the Fairy Tail world. And be able to shapeshift. Is that too many? Fine then, have Changer Magic. There, now I can have all of them.

Outdoors advice: Find your inner maniac and run with it! *laughs evilly* hehehe...

Place you'd like to live: place where there are no annoying boys, with a cool house that I can live in with the Sarahs, and with Changer Magic.

People who really tick you off?: All the boys in the upper grades at my school (6th,7th,8th). We have a really small school.

Question: One I can answer and impress you with answering.

Quite insane?: Oh, yes. Definitely yes. I speak to the voices in my head all the time, and I was saved by potatoes when I jumped off a cliff. There's an invisible dinosaur out to get me, but luckily I can sprout wings on my feet. Insane? Oh yes.

Quick! Think something fast!: We take no prisoners!

Run?: Yes. I bounce off the walls. Literally. When I can't run I go nuts. Don't ask me how I survive at school, I have no idea...

Rollercoasters?: *runs away screaming*

Swear?: Unless foxdung and dang count as swear words. And if you count made-up words as swear words. Yes, I made my own swear words. Don't. Even. Ask.

Slept on something other than a bed: Floor, couch, grass, my jacket, my giant teddy bear when I was little,chairs, the bathtub, the kitchen counter, sleeping bags, hammocks, trampolines, playhouse roofs... I'm starting to think I sleep better without a bed than I do with one.

Simple or Complicated?: Depends on the area of my brain. One part's simple, the other has managed to stay unfathomable even to the government scientists.

Time of day: When I'm up and no one else is.

Thing you really wish existed?: Magic. Being able to go into books, animes, and movies. And that you could choose at what point in the movie/book/anime you went into.

Talk a lot?: Yes. Very, very much.

Underground or above: Either. And why is there no option for in the air?

Undid anyone's shoelaces?: No... *unties yours while your back is turned*

Unicycle?: No.

Vacation: Going to see the studio where Fairy Tail is made/drawn and recorded, then going to talk to the Erins (Erin Hunter, Warrior Cats), then going on a cruise.

Vibrate: Yes. When I'm in my chair for long periods of time, you can see me itching to run.

Weather: Not too sunny, still warm enough to go to the pool, but still windy. And nice enough I can go without shoes. I hate shoes. Except possibly flip-flops and crocs, I wear those all the time, even when it's like 5 degress outside. Yes, without socks. Yes, I know I'm crazy. I have known that since before I was born.

Win anything?: I almost won my class spelling bee, and I win multiple drawings. I'd say about 3/4 pf the drawings I enter, I win.

X-Rays: Cool to look at.

Xtra senses: No idea what this means.

Xenophobia: Something that should be banned forever. And I don't know what this means either.

Yellow: Prefer neon.

Yell at people often?: Yes, unless I'm at school.

Yawn when: I'm sleepy, I see someone else yawning, or I see a picture or video with someone yawning in it. And also when I'm talking/typing about yawning. Like right now.

Zodiac sign: Chinese-Horse. Normal-Scorpio

Zone: The Beware-You-Are-Entering-A-Zone-With-A-Crazy-Person-Zone!

Zoos: A humane place for animals who have no other place. What idiot decided that they had to free the animals? Unless they're one of those weird roadside ones with the cages. Then, tear the wall down and let them all loose! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *lightning cracks in the distance*

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Favorite Fairy Tail Quotes

Gray Fullbuster: "Everything doesn't have to be decided by life and death. Just think about the future for once."

"Don't be so glum, you can't have a guild without Magic you say? As long as you have friends, You will always have a guild."

That is all I have to say. 'Bye pplz!!! *waves*

P.S. IF YOU ASK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT I SAID DON'T ASK ABOUT, I WILL SIC THE SARAHS ON YOU. I'M WARNING YOU...