Oh my God. I might as well be dead.

Seriously, i havn't been on this site for like how long...well guess what? Ima' iz' back baby! Guess ya'll have to start worrying about getting killed by me again!

Anyways, the fact that i'm back meas taking down ALOT of series which are old and whatnot, one shots and stuff'll stay up, it's just i want to...clean up. Nya but that also means more stories! YAY! I'm so happy i'm about to jump off a cliff and kill myself!

So if you excuss me, i have...jumping to attend to...

[link] [DeviantART]
[link] [YouTube]

I'm special in many ways and i'm important in many ways. I am equally as important and special as Barack Obama and i'm a dinosaur compared to David Cameron.

Well that basically covers it all, right? Well no, here's the full thing:

Hello and good morning to you too!

Hi, the name's Skizzy, Ski - zzy. I'm totally a normal girl who hop skips and jumps around all the time. I spend time with my loving family and i do not allow violence in my house. I do not swear, i have manners and my room is always tidy. My book cuboard is full of revision books and shakespere, i also read some good old Dan Brown books for a little adventure.

Who am i kidding? Let's rewrite that...

Hi, the name's Skizzy, Skiz - zzy. I'm a totally insane girl who likes the smell of blood. I spend most of my life in my room on either my playstation2 or the laptop and i am the only one who can commit violence in my house. I do not swear with my mouth, but i do swear when writing, i was not brought up on manners and so i think i'll keep my shoes on while sleeping. My room is always a complete state, and if you hate anime, one step into my room will kill you. I do not actually have a book cuboard, but i do have a shelf with loads of manga books on it and i like to read some good old Skulduggery books for bloody violence.

How do ya like me now? Eh?

Updates!!!

- Nothing Really!

- Planned out a new Pokémon series! Yay!

Story Updates:

Monday - Pokémon: Far Side

Tuesday -N/A

Wensday -N/A

Thursday -N/A

Friday - N/A

Saturday -N/A

Sunday - N/A

Pokémon: Far Side

- Based Off: Pokémon

- Genre: Adventure

- Plot: Ash has left Unova and is making his way home to Kanto when he receives a phone call from him mum saying that he sould visit a new region called Cratyl. Ash as the pokémon trainer he is decides to go to this new region and sets off on a new journey! Only who else should he meet there? Gary! His old rival from Kanto, Gary, has also started a pokémon journey in Cratyl. So Ash and Gary go together to explore the realms of Cratyl. During their journey they meet new pokémon, new friends, oh and...Ria. Ria, a stubborn, self-loathing teenage girl who has started her pokémon journey late and a resident of Cratyl. She also joins Ash on his journey, but can these three rivals all work together?

Facts that you should know before you carry on with your useless life:

1). XXXHolic music is one of the best music you could ever know, yeah it's theme tunes and all but they're the best music ever!

2). Pokémon is a cool show. It's not for baby's and it's not for kids, it's for everybody who is smart! And now your question that goes "Is this girl smart?" has just been awnsered!

3). Don't listen to theme tunes that you know dosent have a full version but you are currently listening to it. The full version for that peice was fan made and it's just the same small theme tune repeated over and over again to make it 4 minutes long.

4). If somebody says to you "You spend too much time on the computer it's geeky", don't listen to them, you arn't actually geeky, you just really respect modern technology like Sony And Nintendo! See, now Sony loves you, and not the guy who said you were geeky!

5). Caramelldansen makes you want to dance. So don't listen to it at night while updating your profile becuase your head will go all funny. And now your wondering "How the hell does she know this?", well i know this because it am listening to it right now.

6). Don't listen to songs that make you cry becuase you will think of the future and by thinking of the future you will think of a life where you are free and still a childish teenager. Your not, your a working adult who can't get any free time to listen to these songs again.

7). If your going to be a fan of Pokémon listen to all the 14 theme tunes on youtube and revise them so that you can sing to everyone of them without reading a script. Also remember all the details about Pikachu, it will come in handy one day i assure you.

8). Do not watch the first few minutes of CSI and then go to bed. You will remember the crime and the results and you will go to bed thinking about it and you won't get to sleep. Only do this on a weekend or holiday, because then you can get up again and eat your pain out.

9). Don't ask somebody about their alter ego, because either they will not have one, or they will give you a whole paragraph about their differences and about how their not crazy, but actually, they are.

10). Do not eat three pot noodles all in 3-4 hours, the first two you will eat happily, the last one will be like "Why am i eating this?" and you'll totally throw it away and waste innocent noodles.

Please remember that i do change my profile often, so don't come to my page and look at my profile saying "I'll read that later" because it will be gone by the time you come back.

Visit my whaco friend Nutiekins67 and prepare for craziness! But don't review any of her story's, review mine instead!

40 facts about mwa!

1 - I am a massive Pokémon fan

2 - I draw online and on paper

3 - I hardly ever colour in my work

4 - Most of my story's are Pokémon fanfics

5 - I write more fanfics than original story's

6 - I think up story plot's by either drawing a anime girl or listening to a song

7 - Times New Roman font helps me concerntrate

8 - I listen to songs while typing

9 - I normally only do portraits while drawing on paper

10 - I LOVE Japan

11 - I believe in everything that comes from Japan

12 - I like to copy what anime characters do

13 - I have a cosplay outift of Vampire Knight even though i hate the series

14 - I had a wanted and unwanted pile at christmas

15 - I like blood, but i don't like too much blood

16 - My favirout drink is orange juice freshly squezed with bits

17 - I like rice and pasta better than anything else

18 - The only worded book i read is skulduggery

19 - I like original accents that i havn't heard before

20 - I am neither boy nor girl, for i am neutral

21 - I always shop in the boys section

22 - I'm a detective

23 - I hate maths, science, english and german

24 - I'm a dare-devil if you give me the chance to be one

25 - I like chocoloate everything, chocolate ice-cream, chocolate cake ect.

26 - I can only type on laptop keyboards

27 - My fingers are so used to my laptop keyboard i feel weird when typing on something else

28 - I hardly ever watch TV

29 - I Hate fan things, like fan magazine's

30 - I've saved a mouse from my cat

31 - I can run super fast for a short amount of time

32 - I need glases, but i'm too vain to wear them all the time

33 - I'm in love with a computer virus

34 - I'm the only one in my whole family line that's differant from anybody else

35 - My room's always messy

36 - I prefer anime characters that have weird hair colours

37 - I've only cried once in a film and that was at the end of 'the girl who leapt through time' drama version

38 - I drew a picture of a knife with blood on it in church

39 - I was the only one who ordered jelly at my friends party

40 - My whole life changed when my mum brougth a Pokémon card pack home

Copy and paste this into you're profile and write down 40 facts about yourself!

Did you know?

Did you know that the "Rumbling Roses" fighting game has the LONGEST beginning title's EVER!

The coolest thing in the world is...

Hydrochloric sulphate! I know there's no such thing, but it's two acids in one! So cool! * Squeal!*

Come see my DevaintART profile! Personally my work is all about me, AND ONLY ME!!!

What makes me have a squeal attack...

- When Jimmy appears from out of nowhere in Case Closed!

- When Kid appears for no reason and is just there!

- When Gary Oak popped up from a bush in Pokémon diamond and pearl!

POP QUIZ!!

What’s your name

Bond. James Bond.

Gender?

Neutral

Age?

Teenager.

What’s your birthstone?

The red one

Zodiac?

Is that american?

Astrological sign?

Oh oh! I know this one! Yeah it's...i forgot.

Height?

Small?

Weight?

last time i checked, i was about...no wait! I'm not gonna tell you!

Hair color?

Brown!

Eye color?

Brown!

Are you in love?

What is this thing you called 'love'?

With who?

With who what?

Are you lying to me?

LYING ABOUT WHAT?!

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Do soft toys count?

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Not really, i've got enough imagenary friends! I don't want another one!

Look to your left. What do you see?

A chair...hey that chair doesn't look so good...

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Belive it or not, sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled?

Whaa?! You read my profile!

Do you believe in magic?

Yup!

Do you believe in fairies?

Don't they count as "magic"?

Who’s your crush?

I'm having a feeling of de ja vu, it's feels like you have asked me this before...

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Yeah...

More than once?

No...

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

I think i was somewhat unconscience...

Type your name with your feet.

I would love to but that WOULD BREAK MY KEYBOARD.

Was that fun?

No because i didn't do it...

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Normal because i didn't run around the house.

Do you own a credit card?

Do you own a debit card?

Do you like to shop?

I don't shop, my loyal slave does.

What’s the last thing you bought?

A 'Negima?!' box set...

Do you have any children?

Are you married?

I wouldn't know because if i ever got a ring i would sell it for money.

Who’s your crush?

W-What kind of de ja vu is this???

What’s your favorite color?

Black and White.

Favorite animal?

This human called 'Skixzer'...oh no wait, that's me!

Favorite fruit?

Rice.

Quick! You have to save the world!

*picks up phone* 999, i think somebody needs you to save the world.

Someone has a knife to your back.

Actually it's a pillow...

Do you swear?

Let's be trueful here...no.

Do your parents know you swear?

No because i DON'T swear!

What is open on your computer?

My email and FanFiction...

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

I was talking to myself and i can't remembe what i said...

Where are you?

In a chair...

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

A ceiling.

What’s the last thing you ate?

Rice pudding (canned)

What's your personality like?

Read the rest of my profile and you'll see.

Who do you have a crush on?

DE JA VU!!!

What was the last thing you thought?

"I'll type DE JA VU!!! Oh look, another question *reads question* oh..."

Do you sleep walk?

No

Do you sleep talk?

No

What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?

I've had a couple...

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Some guy who i don't know...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

First i convert it into pounds, and then i go on ebay and buy EVERYTHING in the anime section

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

I'm not even going to awnser that...

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

I don't have a globe

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

It's a manga book so i can't find the 18th line.

What can you hear right now?

Me scratching my head, oh and a keyboard

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

But i'm so lonely...

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Simpsons...

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Nothing really...so bored...

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

Nothing becaue i'm NOT doing it.

Two more questions… who’s your crush?

De ja vu...de ja vu...de ja vu...de ja vu...

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

I'm busy so NO

It's your turn! Copy and Paste this on YOUR profile and take the Pop Quiz! It's Super Fun!

Or so they say...