![]() I don´t even know if someone is going to read my profile probably not, but what the hell. I´m only here to read all the wonderfull fanfictions out there,they help me passing time while I´m waiting for the movie, because I live in Germany the movie is going to come out on the 15th of january 2009 yap that late! So something about me: I´m not intressting But anyway. As I said I´m living in Germany, in a small town near Stuttgart. I´m 17 (yay me not) I was born on my moms birthday and also the same time as she was born. I have a very interesting story to tell. Well here we go. Some while ago while we visited my uncle his wife told me a story about my grandma. (You have to know My parents are fom Macedonia) So my grandpa (R.i.P.) and my grandma visited the parents of my grandma in her village (Grandma=village, Grandpa=City) and in some corners they had garlic. My Grandpa began to be curios, but did not want to ask. So while they were talking they heard strange voices from the loft, garret Idk. So my grandpa asked if everythings allright and my greatgrandmother (R.i.P) just answered: "Oh, well nothing much toworry about , that are only the vampires." My Grandpa thought that she was just joking and laughed, but she told him that they indeed have vampires in the village and some of the villigares sometimes talk with them. After I heard that story I couldn´t speak for 3 min. but after the 3 min. I only said : " Take me to that village". They all looked at me and said that I´m completely crazy , after that, they said that there are no more vampires there they would know of. I felt like crying. Oh and after I asked them about cross´ they said: " First of all we are muslims we don´t have cross´ second of all vampires are not afraid of them" Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... |
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