Sherlock & John's friend Juliet never expected to meet Moriarty; The man her best friend solemnly detests. Juliet never expected that she would fall in love with the devil. Two years later, Juliet is no longer Harrison and is finally a Moriarty. Will Sherlock uncover Juliet's dirty secret, or will someone else intervene? (Moriarty/OC)

Jim Moriarty has a new PA. Moriarty/OC.

I had a dream where Sherlock was furious with John for allowing Sherlock to be in the same building as ham, and, like any responsible Sherlockian, I wrote a fic about it. Crack, obviously. ETA: Dear readers, reviewers, and favoriters: I love you!