Alright, hello all. Now, you're probably wondering why my name has a ''Rog'' at the end of it. Well, I just bought Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on VHS in French! Apparently, Snape's name is ''Professeur Rog.'' I know, it's ... odd.

Let me explain myself a little. I like:

~ Alan Rickman

- Severus Snape

- Elliot Marshton

- Jamie

- Colonel Christopher Brandon

- Joe

Well, you may get it... and if you don't, go to to get the wave. LOL

As well:

~ Hugh Grant

~ Colin Firth

~ Emma Thompson

~ Gary Oldman

~ David Thewlis

~ Richard Harris

~ Bruce Willis

~ Kevin Smith

~ AeroSmith and Steven Tyler

~ potatoes..

I dislike:

~ Emma Watson

~ Liv Tyler

~ Angelina Jolie

~ Courtney Love

~ Paris Hilton

~ Aaron Carter

~ Lovely brother Nick

~ Jack Nickelson

You DON'T want me to go on..

Okay, if you get to watch ''Close My Eyes,'' do! It is awesome...

Favourite non-Alan quote: WARNING: !!RATED R!! Boredom is like tits on a board. ~ Some cowboy..

Favourite ALAN quote: WARNING: !!RATED R!! She's fuckin' somebody else these days. ~ Sinclair Bryant

Back to Harry and Co., I love Snape! Go man!!

Favourite (haha, yeah I'm a Canadian, sue you.) Ships:

- Lily/James - stupidity all around

- Remus/Tonks - I don't know either..

- Ron/Hermione - I hate Ron for this!

- Luna/Harry - got a lot in common, eh?

- Molly/Arthur - well, yeah, they're married but so what?

- Nyphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin - okay, he's 36 and she's like 22, but so what?

- Snape/OC

Least Favourite Ships:

- Snape/Ginny

- Snape/Hermione

- Draco/Hermione

- DM/GW is alright if the fic is good.

Favourite Slash:

- Remus/Sirius - yeah, it might not be the best idea at this point..

- Remus/Severus - well, c'mon! Like they weren't meant to be ''friends.''

- Ginny/Hermione - I know, it's sccaaarrryyyyy...

- Hermione/Pansy - angst above all, man!

- Severus/Dumbledore - how? I'm not sure yet.

''Severus Snape: A Tale Of Pain And Glory'' is my first fiction, so please review it!! I've had nine good reviews already so please check it out.