"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ~ Marilyn Monroe

My full name spells out the initials J.I.P. I'm OCD when it comes to stories: my spelling, my flow, my cover all must be PERFECT. And I'll probably rewrite things about a million times until I'm satisfied.

I have no problem letting people read my stuff, but usually try to put it off until the last minute.

My reasons for doing something are never simple, and at times I confuse people a lot.

I like reading and writing cliche stories, but more than usually I'll add a secret twist. If I like your work I could become stalkerish, so beware. =b

Finally I am an awesome person. Thank You.

-Jojo-

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Somewhere over the rainbow...idiots die...

Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

This profile is dedicated to those who perished by J.K Rowling's Quill

Please put this on your profile if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. The other 7% are Vikings, sitting in the shower... with a fire extinguisher.

Friendship Prayer

(To my friends...)

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...

AMEN

HERMITS UNITED!! Copy and paste this into your profile to support the Hermit Revolution.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

If you liked Twilight, then Breaking Dawn made you hate it, then you got all neutral on it, then you saw a chocolate muffin and you wanted it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.