![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hiya, I'm the artist masquerading as an author who is called Toxic Twilight though I have a few nicknames which you can call me (for I'll answer to all of them, though some more than others) or example: Milkshake, Kiki, Toxin, Helios or my real name Keely, and on occasion will respond to 'hey you'. I'm 22 years old, and I'm proud to be Canadian as well I'm an avid reader. Hi, back again, after what 4 years or more. I'm back with my pen and paper, laptop and keyboard. I had more of my writing that I had done, but didn't type up. So I'm putting it in now, plus more, within the next little while. Well, as soon as my job dictates. So new chapters of Immortal Adventures, and whatever drabbling my mind comes up with. I now have 7 tattoos, for those of you who care. After the last one I stated, my panther, I've since gotten a rather pretty (somewhat crazy looking) faerie. 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