"So what you're saying is; you had a one-night stand with some yakuza lordling and now you're pregnant with his baby?" SasuSaku. AU.

At the end of Sasuke Shinden, they leave us with Sasuke saying "I'm home, Sakura." But he doesn't stay… This is my take on how Sakura becomes Uchiha Sakura. From the point of view of Uchiha Sasuke. Rated M for eventual violence and sexual scenes. I've been to told to add that this is also a subtly humorous story as well. Team 7 and Team Taka shenanigans sometimes. (Updating again)

Following the events of Sasuke's return after Sakura's Story after the war. Sasuke came back to save his former teammate but with her out of immediate danger he's ready to wander again. When Kakashi orders Sakura to accompany him how will the last Uchiha's relationship with the Cherry Blossom of The Leaf change? SasuSaku. Ratings subject to change as the story progresses.

The war is over and Sasuke has paid for his sins, and travelled. Now, he is back and ready to complete a task for the previous Hokage. Sasuke will reveal the secrets of the sharingan, and allow a study to be done on his eyes. He has one condition - Sakura must be the medic that he works with. Unfortunately, they haven't spoken in almost 2 years.. (rewrite/almostcanon)

Sakura comes across an ailing Sasuke and agrees to help him on the condition that he returns to Konoha with her. Not everyone is thrilled to have him back. What will happen in the months that follow? Does Sasuke have a chance at redemption? Or was his fate sealed the moment he returned home? (Does not completely conform to the manga or anime).

When Sakura reunites with Sasuke, her dreams come true when she becomes his wife. But, can they truly be happy? Rated for language/violence/sex, ect. Slight OOC