I'm a blue cat named Wendy Jinxgrin on Toontown Rewritten

Things Warriors taught us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy...Jayfeather...

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything.*looks at Firestar* Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing!

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!! (you don't have to agree with all of them)