Ramschabare
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Joined 01-06-06, id: 965085
Author has written 3 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.

We are Ramschabare! (Rachel and Sam) Fear us.

Two people too young to drink and too old to kick bad habits, like:

Lord of the Rings

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Harry Potter

Lost (Rachel only)

Firefly (Sam only)

Rent

Wicked

Les Miserables

Swearing

Monty Python

Leaving washcloths in the shower (Or so our mothers say)

Laziness

And fanfiction!

Our favorite bands are Fall Out Boy (Rachel) The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Simon and Garfunkel (Rachel says they are so eww old.) My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, Clannad, and the sound of one hand clapping.

We are fangirls of:

Rachel: Elrond, Draco Malfoy, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Eric Idle, never ever ewwie yuck Spike, and Charlie from Lost

Sam: Severus Snape, Johnny Depp, Eric Idle, Antonio Banderas (voice, not looks), Nathan Fillian (Mal, from Firefly), Joss Whedon, and (yay!) Spike!.

Rachel says Spike is a noble vampire and therefore a stinky piece of skeezy cheese (That we can't describe.)

Sam likes cheekbones, and black leather dusters. And guys with eyeliner. (It's a thing.)

Rachel says it's a bad thing.

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Slug Soup reviews
Giles has Demonic Fragglepox, and the only cure is soup. Guess your mother was right. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - R. Giles - Complete
Whumph reviews
A satire of Creature and Bond fics. Draco and Harry are connected by a bond...a physical bond! Slashy goodness, and If you don't like don't read. Every line full of sarcasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Barfy the Wompire Slather reviews
Willow's botched prosperity spell leads to chaos and disorder when everyone becomes a common misspelling of their name. Unfortunately, she's forgotten Spike. First fanfic, be nice.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006