Jordan A. Mastershide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Mass Effect. Profile 3.0 Welcome to the Masters Mansion! Do wipe your feet. UPDATES: 07/27/2017: As promised! Chapter 18 is live! 07/23/2017: Whoops! Real life kicked me in the sack. I'll get back to The First ASAP, though! THE OBLIGATORY "ABOUT ME" SECTION: Nicknames: Jordi, Jordi-Li Age: old enough to know better by now but still too young to care about it Gender: you can ask if you care :) Other Hobbies: I'm a gamer, so there's that... I do sometimes forget about this site when I get involved in video games. I'm also a staff member on a Minecraft server: Vox Populi Minecraft Servers. Fave Fandoms to Write: Other Random Facts: Is willing to stay up all night to finish a chapter for no apparent reason (and sometimes takes NoDoz to do so, which I would not recommend); gets annoyed with people who only know the POTO movie and/or don't know anything about the POTO play/book. THE "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" SECTION: I do understand that everyone has different preferences when it comes to shipping. However, I will NOT tolerate any hate on someone else's ship. Ever. Simple rule of thumb: don't like the ship mentioned in my summary? You're probably better off not reading it, then. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. NO WHINING. Enjoy your stay, and if you must leave us at any time, don't forget your coat. It's chilly out. |
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Last of Our Kind by The-Freckled-Mouse reviews
Both are seeking different things. Both are the last of their kind. Though, being the last doesn't necessarily mean that they have to be alone. One is trapped by duty and the other is controlled by fate, but in the end which will prevail? *Dawnguard Spoilers* - This is my first fanfic, I'm still learning :D It's a Dragonborn x Gelebor fic :)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Gelebor] Serana
Thane vs The Giant Bug of Doom by Ruth Anne Masters reviews
Inspired by a conversation with Jordan A. Masters. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Spencer Snaps by lazywriter123 reviews
This is Reid without coffee. Rated M for some BAD language and rude comments.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Out of Reach by PancakeMassacre reviews
Reid is kidnapped… again. Can the team find him in time? WARNING: has more than earned its M rating. No pairings but lots of whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Descent by oleanderclouds reviews
He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,250 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Back 4 More by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
Week three after the Infection hit, and all the survivors, save for Zoey, have died. Now she has to team up with a new group of survivors: a doctor, a smart ass, a leader, and an little girl who isn't immune to the infection. Can this new team survive?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Zoey - Complete
Father Figure by purplerayz reviews
Reid's father shows up at his apartment for a visit, and Reid soon finds out that his intentions are nowhere near good.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Anything For You by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 4 - An UnSub kidnaps the BAU team and plans to use the them to get what he wants; Reid. But once he gets him, things have only begun. The team is unable to do anything to protect Reid, while watching him do everything to protect them...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,462 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Best Served Cold by L J Groundwater reviews
What happens when "And they sent the bad guy off to England" isn't the end of the story? Everyone at Stalag 13 is about to find out. Please read and review. Thanks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,755 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Return to the Skies by L J Groundwater reviews
A German propaganda stunt leads to Hogan doing something he thought he'd given up for the rest of the war. Please read and review. Thanks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,363 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - R. Hogan - Complete
Castles In The Air by Lasrevinu reviews
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. GSR
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 153,848 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
40 Ways To Annoy Captain Hook by Risea Moone reviews
My friend made this, and she BEGGED me to put it on! So read and review! Don't be mean, though. She's a softie.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Captain Hook
Endurance by L J Groundwater reviews
Complete. Suffering can be physical, emotional, or spiritual. How do Hogan and his men endure, and overcome, when the odds are stacked against them? Borderline T to M rating.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,921 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - R. Hogan, Tiger - Complete
Ninety Seconds by L J Groundwater reviews
Missing scene oneshot. Are you sure you're feeling all right? Klink asked. Hogan nodded. I wasn't when I came in here, but I'm feeling a lot better now. What WAS Hogan feeling when he walked into Klink's quarters, certain he was facing the end?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - R. Hogan - Complete
Knights, Bishops and Shot Glasses by lovablegeek reviews
While it doesn't lead to the most intelligent game, playing chess with shot glasses is certainly more interesting. FreddieAnatoly - Drabble
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Echoes of Mercy by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE. Hogan struggles with himself as he tries to complete his first assignment from London after surviving a fatal car crash, and unwanted visitors only add to the problems. The sequel to WHERE ANGELS TREAD, please read and review. Thanks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,069 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - R. Hogan, K. Langenscheidt - Complete
Now and Then by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! Nine months after being shot down over Germany, Hogan finds his past as Commander of the 504th comes back to cause trouble for him... and for the operation. Please read and review. Thanks!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,421 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
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The First reviews
Saren, Sovereign, and the geth. Harbinger and the Collectors. The entire Reaper fleet. Josslyn Shepard is no stranger to dealing with impossible situations…and solving them. But how will she deal with the aftermath of the Reaper War…and having lost her lover? (Post-Destroy Ending, Shrios pairing, rated M for adult themes and language. Massive Spoilers for base games/DLC ahead.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] Kaidan A., Kolyat K.
Shattered Chandeliers: In This Darkness reviews
Sequel to Unspoken Secrets. When eerie reminders of their past come knocking, will Erik's family be able to cope?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/6/2008 - [Erik, OC]
Shattered Chandeliers: Unspoken Secrets reviews
More than a century after his exile from Paris, can the Phantom try one last time to find happiness...especially when it is the sole chance for him to be free? ExOC modern
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 78,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - [Erik, OC] - Complete