Collection of short (under 1k-words) stories. Crack, fluff and homor with a teeny bit of mature stuff here and there. Rating varies from chapter to chapter, M-rated chapters are marked. I accept requests

Somewhere in the room, he can hear Shigure and Ayame trying to stifle their laughter. "Cat got your tongue, Kyo?"

Izuku Midoriya wakes up in the middle of the night sneezing, but every time he sneezes he accidentally uses his "One For All" quirk. In desperate need of help, the only one who can help Deku is a confused Eijiro Kirishima. One-Shot.

AU. When Ladybug's timer runs out, she asks Chat to take her home before the storm rolls in. While he doesn't know her name or anything about the girl he sees under the mask, Chat cant help but want to weasel his way into her life any way he can.

All Patty wants to do is cuddle with Death the Kid. Can you blame her for how she gets him into bed with her? How does she do that, well you're going to have to read to find out.

Edward Elric had become the youngest state alchemist in history. He had traveled the world, bested gods, and tread where no man ever had before. So, his own honeymoon was nothing to be afraid of. Right?

A oneshot collection for all your Starco needs!

Jirou gets her hair messed up for some known reason based on @leo-ne-vinci 2 Tumblr posts

When a crazed fan decides Chat Noir's hair is the ultimate prize, Chat is left with a patch missing in the back of his head. While Ladybug has an idea of how to fix it, Chat isn't so keen on the idea. "Do you have a better idea, kitty?" He hated that the answer was no.

Ladybug doesn't like it when Chat takes bad hits for her. After a particularly bad hit they have to make new arrangements.

Maka has a thing for Soul's tongue. Soul/Maka

Soul loses all the cool points he thought he had after a slip of the tongue. Soul/Maka. Rated for light cursing.

Maka realizes that Soul is like a puppy. Soul is not pleased.

Marinette is grounded for the first time, but her night isn't as miserable as she thought it would be when Chat Noir makes a surprising visit. His company is not like what she had expected. She might even come to see a new side of him... One-shot for Marichat May.

In the midst of a storm, Marinette finds a stray Chat Noir on her roof, in need of some comfort. Marichat fluff. One-shot. im marichat trash

When Izuku, Todoroki, and Kaminari are chosen to go undercover as villains, they need costumes. Luckily, Momo is able to help them out, but of course Uraraka and Jirou are also curious about how the boys will look. Awkwardness, bad puns, and too much blushing to be healthy occur.

Adrien took a little too long to come clean to Marinette about the gum incident. Before he had time to work up the courage and explain his innocence, Marinette fell for a knight in black leather and Adrien developed a crush on the cute, but stubborn girl sitting behind him. Switched Crush AU.

After Captain Hardrock, Luka enters the picture, stirring up all sorts of feelings! Will Luka interfere with the Love Square, or will Adrien finally realize Marinette is the kind of girl he should really be interested in?

An alternate ending for the new episode 'Zombizou' so don't read if you haven't watched the episode yet. Ladynoir, pure fluff and I guess a little ooc

A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….

When another love-themed Akuma strikes, Chat Noir rescues Marinette in the nick of time...only to be hit by a love spell that makes him obsessed with Marinette. Can Marinette purify the Akuma with Chat Noir AND Adrien shadowing her every move?

When the 1-A dorms finally get a class pet, the kitten seemed to warm up to one person in particular. Luckily, it seemed he'd warmed up to it too. Rated T to be safe.

When Chat Noir shows up hungry to patrol, Ladybug is not having it. And when he comments it's not the first time, she's determined to ensure it never happens again.

In which Adrien is allergic to peanut butter but loves it. Marinette isn't really helping. Adrienette Adrien/Marinette AU

It's far easier to fall for a name than an identity. It's a lesson Ladybug learns the hard way, but she isn't sure she regrets it.

Ever since she said his actual name during patrol, thoughts of her wouldn't leave his head. And after the little tease flew off into the night, the only color he could see was red.

Midoriya Izuku is adorable as hell, and everyone in 1-A knows this well. Most doesn't realize how dangerous he can be. He was dangerous because he doesn't realize just how adorable he is. Or; Izuku is an adorable sunshine child, a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure, and no one can say no to him.

"Purring, Adrien you can purr" a story in which Adrien finds out he can purr.

"I got to say, Chat Noir," Alya teased, "the purring had me impressed, but who knew the superhero of Paris talked in his sleep?"

Drabbles and one-shots for the tumblr ladynoirjuly2k17 challenge.

Ladynoir July 2017 Day 3: Explosive! - When Chloé seriously insults Chat Noir in front of her Ladybug has had enough and blows up.

Cat Noir visits Marinette and discovers that she's adopted a little kitten she claims is "the cutest cat she's even seen." Jealousy ensues.

MariChat May Day 1: Milk Day 2: Purring Day 3: Homework Day 4: Romeo... Romeo... Day 5: Baton Day 6: Game Night Also posted on my tumblr (fantau) and my AO3 (laputatiana)

Chat Noir was very hungry. And Marinette smelled nice. Really, really nice. [Marichat May: Purring]

Three times Adrien hears it, but what is the 'Blue Look of Doom? The tales of those who have been hit.

#5. She has fists full of damp blonde hair that smells like her own shampoo and the skin on her back is warm under his palms. / #6. Katsuki decides his foot wasn't being taken by frostbite tonight. / Collection of Kacchako drabbles and oneshots. (Always marked complete, but updates follow with additional prompts from reviews or tumblr.)

Marinette gets to spend two weeks on a camping trip with her classmates, but more importantly, with Adrien. But of course trouble seems to follow them wherever they go, as they have to fight off a new nasty villain. How will their friendship develop, and can they keep their classmates safe without revealing themselves?

Chloe is bestowed the bee Miraculous. She then decides to bee a better person, but at what cost? And it seems a certain Cat Noir has caught her attention. Will she bee forgiven for her past?

As Bakugou tries to ghost Uraraka for her own good, he ruminates on how he fell in love with her in the first place. Feat. pining Bakugou, zero gravity kissing, lots of swearing, and Kacchako goodness.

Marinette has decided to become just friends with Adrien once she realized she started falling for her partner. Chat maybe the real him, but Ladybug is more herself when she isn't dressed in red and black. Now Ladybug has given him a test, per say. He must get to know Mari. What happens when he starts falling for the fashion designer? Marichat! T for paranoia on my part.

A series of one shots about the ship that was the only reason I finished watching the first season of the 2015 cartoon.

[Sequel to Truth or Kiss] Apparently, sleeping in a room of her own in the dorms might be a bit more difficult than what Ochako Uraraka thought it would be. Kacchako.

Katsuki Bakugou x Uraraka Ochako from A-Z /R&R?

If there's one thing Yagi Toshinori is not good at in any way, it's saying "no" to his students. (Rated for swearing)

What happens if Chat accepts Ladybug's challenge to not use a single pun for a whole day? He uses pick-up lines! Read to see what happens:).

Kyouka likes the beach. She just doesn't like swimming in it with other people.

Deku had a great idea for a first date. It didn't go so well. DekuxOchako

Setting Toshinori and Inko up for a date was not enough for the kids of Class 1-A. They also want to see how the evening turns out. Following the pair is the logical consequence - or at least that's what they tell themselves. (Sequel to "New Management" by blacknovelist55)

She's never hit him before. Never honest to god knocked the fucking shit out of him. / bakugou family. spoilers for 80

A series of one-shots all about Star and Marco.

An exhausted Ladybug just wants a little peace and quiet after a long day of akuma fighting. Chat has other plans and is being relentless with his usual flirting and puns. Ladybug needs to find a way to shut him up and NOW.

-he just might come back for more. Marinette has liked Adrien for years and has been trying to get his attention. Who knew all it would take would be a cupcake? AU with Adrienette, scheming Tom and Sabine, and some jealous Adrien.

In which Aizawa-sensei makes an offhanded remark about a VERY BIG SECRET, and Bakugou learns that literally everyone already knows. Literally. Everyone.

Adrien had always known that Marinette was beautiful, however he had never been so painfully aware of it than he is right now, but her resistance to talk to him leaves him with only one option, and that option's name was Chat Noir. Marinette never expected to fall so hard for that stupid alley cat, and the fire that he unleashed just being near her didn't help. Rated T to be safe.

Whether they're heroes or not. Izuku, Ochako, and Tenya aren't that different from the normal kids when they're together. [Trio friendship and fun!]

Both Adrien and Marinette have the tendency to cuddle up to others in their sleep, as both Nino and Alya have experienced. So when the opportunities arise, they toss their friends together and let the snuggles commence.

When Kim and Alix get a little competitive again, Adrien and Marinette suddenly find themselves up against one another in an arm-wrestling match...

After Ladybug sees how enthralled Cat Noir was with Volpina during the early part of their fight she needs a little reassurance that her partner is, and always will be, all hers.

After an Akuma attack goes wrong- Marinette finds herself in 1920's New York City with an entirely different Cat Noir. Meanwhile Adrien finds himself stuck trying to handle a very unfamiliar Ladybug. Both of them come to realise you don't know what you have until it's gone. Ladynoirx2, Adrienette, Marichat

Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all.

Of all the things Marinette had expected to happen. It was not this. Out of everything thing that could have happened when someone spotted Tikki, she hadn't expected her Kwami to MEOW. And she knew there was only one little creature to blame.

What if, instead of a sudden, surprising reveal, Adrien and Marinette just kind of... Figure it out, together, little by little.

Due to the increase in popularity of Quirk influenced marriages, a new app was created to test the compatibility of two partners and their Quirks in reference to their future offspring. The girls of class 1-A stumble upon this, and all hell breaks loose! Embarrassment and blushing abound! Rated for Kacchan's ever foul mouth! Pairing: Izuku/Ochako and hints of others.

On her way home one night, Marinette spots Chat Noir leaping across rooftops and decides to transform and follow him. Little does she know her partner is more of a hopeless romantic than she thought. (Warning: Gratuitous Fluff)

Adrien finds himself in deep trouble when Chloe discovers his secret double life as Chat Noir. Now he has no choice but to date her if he wants to keep his identity secret from the world...

A teacher's attempt in catching latecomers results in Marinette choosing a somewhat unconventional way to enter the classroom.

A collection of drabbles inspired by prompts on tumblr. I receive them, I write them. Mostly Ladynoir.

A new superhero arrives in Paris and befriends Chat Noir, but Ladybug is suspicious. Not jealous. Obviously.

Chat visits Marinette while she is babysitting Manon and is surprisingly great with kids. Marinette realizes that there may be more to her feelings for the black cat than just friendship.

One-Shot. Cats and dogs have long been natural enemies. So what about dog formed akumas and Chat Noirs? Chat encounters a cat's worst nightmare and his reactions are far from purr-fect. Even worse luck, social media is there to immortalize it. Poor Chat.

Darn you, Mim. After the whole Valentine's day fiasco, Marinette finally sits down to do her homework...which is all about true love's kiss. And all she can think about is her kiss with Chat. One shot.

Several snippets of Adrien and Plagg's relationship. Rated T for a few darker themes towards the middle. One shot.

Ladybug would never admit that - perhaps, maybe, a little bit - she was bothered - not jealous - by Chat Noir's fangirls.

If A likes B and B is C, then A likes C...right? Wrong. / Adrien and Marinette slowly start putting two and two together. Oneshot.

Star thinks she's sick with an unidentified disease that causes her to blush whenever she's with Marco. Starco one shot

She didn't belong to him...yet.

Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.

Winry has fixed Ed's automail countless times. But when she crosses an unspoken line in anger, she's stuck trying to figure out how deep the repairs will take her. One-shot.

Just drama and fluff, that's all. A fanfic to slyly slip in between the battle and the final party scene.

Three moments towards the end of the movie, wherein Roxanne never knows what to say when it comes to Megamind, and Megamind is unprepared. RoxyMind!

Whenever she insisted that she slept to his left he would ask—completely nonplussed by her adamancy—why picking a side was so important and since when did she even care about such silly things as choosing a side of the bed? /Natsu x Lucy, pure fluff/

It's Natsu vs. Gray... again.. Only this time they get Lucy involved..

ONE SHOT. Everyone at Fairy Tale is B-O-R-E-D. They play Truth or Dare to pass the time. :3

NatsuxLucy Fluff. Two Idiots.. They have no idea they have feelings for each other.. MIRAJANE TO THE RESCUE!

Natsu gets jealous when he thinks that Lucy has feelings for Gray instead of him. Will he confess his feelings for her?

Because, to him, she wasn't sexy, rich, or even smart. She was just Lucy. One-shot.

FIC WAR! Lucy couldn’t help but find it ironic that Natsu couldn’t handle spicy food. NaLu. oneshot

Kid, Liz, and Patti have a complicated relationship, especially when it comes to *intimate* matters. Here are six short stories written with tongue in cheek and mind in the gutter, about what happens when three people try to fit themselves together.

COMPLETE. Natsu x Lucy. A much needed job to a frozen mountain goes awry as Natsu and Lucy are forced to rough it and spend the night with only each other for company.

Lucy is given the task of bringing a very sick Natsu back home. Stricken with a terrible cold, Natsu has a hard time restraining fireball sneezes and other fire-based maladies, let alone staying awake. It's up to Lucy to keep the house from burning down!

Drabble: She listened to Zero move about the kitchen. Yuuki heard a match flare and Zero’s soft breath as he blew it out. Read and review please!

Woes and wails and puppy dog tales, that's what Inuyasha's made of! When a puppy infected with canine distemper bites Inuyasha, all sorts of hell break loose for everyone's favorite hanyou. Won IYFG's Best Oneshot award and won second for Best Romance.

Inuyasha discovers an old nap-time pal of Kagome's and can't help but feel jealous. (one-shot fluff)

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side