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Autor ego auded - I am the Author of my daring

Not much is known about this elusive author except the following non-facts:

She is a world-renowned Snipe hunter, an ametuer expert, and the owner of more notebooks than it was previously deemed possible. She lives with her two guitars, one ukeulele, and one non-functioning bass in a house made entirely out of remanufactured goat cheese.Despite this, her life is perfectly normal (If you choose to ignore the iguanas nesting in the spice cabinet).Her age is 119, give or take a hundred. Her maturity and/or sanity is up for debate. Her cooking skills are nil. Sometimes she likes to look out over the ocean. Sometimes she likes to look the other way.

Over and Out,

-Arden

aka Captain Nancy Blackett

Master and Commander of the Amazon

The Terror of the Seas

"Bring me a waffle iron! And be quick about it!"

"All adversaries will be bumped off."

"Stupid always finds a way."

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have her shoes."

"Oh my GAWSH! A talking muffin!"

"Anyone up for a friendly little game of Dodgerock?"