Table of Contents (wow we have a table of contents...)

1) Futokutei-chan's bio 2) Yuri-chan's bio 3) Copy & Paste Stuff! (and lots of it) 4) Our Favorite Quotes! 5) Couples that we like, dislike, and don't realy care about 6) Randomness!! 7 Links!! 8) Important Info!!

Note: We update this profile CONSTANTLY! Seriously, like every day!! Please keep checking!

Another Note: And if we aren't updating, that means we are working on something big for fanfiction or youtube or our website we are making OR we are just being lazy. (many times it's the third one!)

Final Note (for now): Wow our profile sure has changed from the beginning...which was earlier this year...we have no lives... no... we have lives... they are just weird lives!! :3

Another note/update thing: Wow...we haven't updated for months!! O_o ...well...anyways there is a new table on the table on contents and 4 her memory problem, who was previously known as Jaylee is now Yuri-chan!

May: Oh! Can i be futokutei then? pweese?

Yuri: oh...fine. But you owe me a virtual cookie for this!

Futokutei-chan: Yay!!

WOW!! you are acually READING our profile? SWEET! you must have a lot of time on your hands if you are going to read this entire profile...or you can read REALLY fast... well, I guess we'll tell you about ourselves then...

hi! my name is futokutei-chan (as of just now), i'm 13, and i luuuuuuv mario bros.! here's a short (not) bio. of myself:

name: futokutei-chan

age: 13

gender: female

hair color: brown (lighter than yuri's hair)

eye color: hazel

HHP forum name: futokutei-chan

DeviantART name: futokutei-chan216

height: 5 ft. 4 or so. haven't measured myself for, like, two years, so... just guessing.

my talents: uh... i can sing... i'm in my city choir... uh... i guess i'm okay at drawing stuff...kinda...mainly i draw luigi as a hamster...and people...yep.

favorites: mario bros., (secret: k, don't tell yuri but i don't absolutley hate daisy like she does. weegie really likes her so... she must be sorta okay) ham-human pashmina+luigi couple, anime, luigi, hamtaro, animals, luigi, learning everything phyisically and mentally possible about mario bros. and hamtaro, howdy (he's my fav. hamtaro character. i dunno, he's just... howdy!), pashmina (she's my second fav. hamtaro character.), the koopalings, luigi, not capitalising things that i should, my computer, plants, wigi, nature, hanging out with friends, making new friends :3, green thunder, my family, my religion, patrick star, fred, nintendo, shigeru miyamoto (mario bros. creator), the green clad itallian plumber, god, fun, my wii, being random, mr. lean n' green, telivision, tennis, volleyball, basketball (kinda), the little green dude, bowser jr., youtube.com, fanfiction, luigi, luigi, LUIGI, LUIGI!!... LUIGI!!

least favorites: boss (hamtaro), toad, having never ending phone conversations (having one right now), captian lou albano (the guy who did mario's voice on the super mario bros. super show), prince peasley, the fact that luigi's name roughly translates into "secondary", or "less important", non- luigi fans (THEY MUST DIE!!), non- howdy fans, boring people, filmore from the movie cars, the creepy purple wiggle, and death.

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh Inspector Gadget! (sorry...felt like being random.)

hola!! bonjour!! hi!! sorry...I get bored sometimes... anyways... my name's Yuri or Yuri-chan! i'm a lot like futokutei and we're best friends! here's a short-ish bio. of myself:

FanFiction name: Yuri-chan (Yuri means lily in japanese)

HHP forum name: Yuri-chan (it's the same)

DeviantART name: yuri-chan122 (CLICK HERE TO SEE MY AMAZING ART: CLICKY!!)

Nicknames: You can call me just Yuri!! I also except Ushi (meaning cow in japanese), ushi-moo-moo (cow-moo-moo), or even Papa Smurf! (jk about the last 1!)

age: 14

gender: female duh.

hair color: brown (darker than futokutei's hair)

eye color: hazel

height: I'm only 5 ft. 2!! I GOT TALLER!! BY AN INCH!! (If you are new here...I was 5 ft. 1)

I like hamtaro more than may and I like mario bros. almost as much as she does. My main goal in life is to have fun!! I completly HATE being bored and/or being around boring people. The best thing in life is probably RANDOMNESS!! It's so much fun to be random!! BEWARE THE RABID TOFU NINJAS FROM PLUTO!! (I don't care if Pluto "is not a planet")

my talents: um... well I'm an artist...kinda. I love to draw characters from Hamtaro... I'm pretty good at drawing the ham-humans... (never heard of ham-humans? well google it i don't want to waste time telling you, well i could and don't care cause i have nothing better to do...but...oh well...just google it!!) ... um...I like making and/or drawing my ham-form (me as a hamster)...I'm pretty good at drawing Sonic characters...and... I don't know what else... hm... I can sing...kinda-sorta...not very well...but I can. It's not much of a talent unless ur really good cause everyone can sing...but I can't think of anything...yeah.

favorites (very favorites in bold): HAMTARO!! (the show), PASHY!! (really pashmina. she's from hamtaro.) mario bros., learning everything I can about mario bros. and hamtaro (may knows more about mario bros. and I know more about hamtaro), my friends, my family, sonic underground, Sonic X!! (not 2 be confused with X-men), Manic, LUCKY STAR!!, internet, LUIGI!!, randomness, FRED (look up Fred on youtube if you don't know who I'm talking about), TV, ham-human Pashy+Luigi couple (it's cute! really it is!), the koopalings, FUN, anime, patrick star, weird al, being random with may, not being bored, cows!,ANIMALS!!, saying indeed (I'm not sure why), nature, horseback riding, tennis and swimming.

least favorites (things I REALLY don't like underlined): boss (from hamtaro i don't hate him as much as i used to), captain lou albino (voice of mario in the super show and freakish wrestler), daisy, the creepy purple wiggle, barney, buttnic (robotnic), filmore from cars, dora the explorer, prince peasely, boring people, laura (hamtaro's creepy owner), people who call luigi "that other guy", death.

COPY AND PASTE STUFF!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Luigi is the BEST player in SSBM and SSBB of all-time and pawns all other characters, copy this to your profile.

If you think Luigi's Final Smash in Brawl is adorable, not high-looking, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever cracked a joke that no one understood, and yet you thought it was hilarious, copy this to your profile.

If you are senselessly random, cheeze carrots ate my dog, and millions of french flies can't stop dancing, copy this to your wrinkly laundry.

If you're not confused when I say the Mario brother's brother is Mario, and the Mario brother's brother's brother's rival is Waluigi, copy this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you wonder who made the 'copy-and-paste' list in the first place, copy this. We 'ought to thank that person for it.

If you procrastinate, copy and paste this...or should you wait a while before you do so...?

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, LuigiHamtaro16

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If you don't wanna be popular or cool, just unique, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you steal the sugar in Home Ec. and start eating it. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that girl's dad in the Eggo Waffle commercial needs psychiatric help for trying to take her waffles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Billy Maze should just shut up about the hackin' "Orange Glow," then copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever covered a mario action-figure in cheese, copy and paste this onto you're profile! (We really have!)

If you have ever dunked a Boss action figure in grape soda attempting to drown it, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's really fun! Try it...NOW!! And also do the one above this one!!"

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids on the Cookie Crisp commercial and the ones on the Trix commercial are the same people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head with a balloon hammer (or real one...) and telling them that random people are awesome, paste this into your profile

If you have ever screwed up what you were saying and said complete unknown rubbish, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, Luigi Hamtaro16 (long live freaks!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you are weird, odd, not-normal, random, freaky, a nerd, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have so many inside jokes that you can't remember them all copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are planning to make a shrine about something you're obssesed with, copy and paste this onto you profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you think Nintendo is heartless, and should give Luigi another game, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.

If you like explosions and/or fire, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

98 of the internet population has a myspace and/or facebook. If you're part of the 2 that doesn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe in labels for people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against abortion copy and paste this onto youre profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you're against child/animal/domestic abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

We live in a world when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, Skandragon Blackheart, SoundzofSilence, FEwriter78, robertwan, LuigiHamtaro16

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, bella-loves-edward, LuigiHamtaro16

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you did this just to make your profile longer, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste tihis in your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

Copy this onto youre profile if...

1.) You've ever accidentally entered you're password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the toucans should just give up the freakin' 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just let Lucky have his cereal, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent more time copying and pasting things onto you're profile than acually reading stories on this site, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think to much, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Our Favorite Quotes!!

(really the quotes should be put into sections but...we don't feel like it so deal with the un-organize...ness!)

"I love sharing! Just not my stuff," Michael (a favorite author of ours)

"Uh... I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" That's off of Ghost Busters

"Well that's gotta be the darndest thin I ever seen..." Our other best friend Maria

"Squeeky little duckies!!" May's best friend Kathryn

"You guys are such DORKS!" Yuri-chan's mom (we aren't dorks she just likes that word...no...we are dorks...kinda.)

"It's like spitting on a fish! It's like barking up a tree! It's like saying you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free!" Weird Al (While singing "Dare to be Stupid")

"We picked up a guy holding a sign that said Twine Ball or Bust... he smelled real bad and he said his name was Bernie." Weird Al (While singing "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota")

"Do instruments of torture count?" Plankton from Spongebob

"I like pancakes and ducks," Happy Bunny

"Mom's probably got a cookbook somewhere called '101 recipies that shun the daylight,'" Jamie Kelly (Dear Dumb Diary books.)

"East? I thought you said weast!" Patrick Star

"Stupid inflatable pants!" Patrick Star

"Alas I'm lost in the foooooorest." Travis ( singing from Hamtaro Episode: Laura and the 7 hamsters)

"YOU MUST DIE!!" Ganon (From Zelda)

"Gee... it sure is BORING around here..." Link (from Zelda)

"You know what they say...all toasters toast toast!" Mario

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." Patrick Star (while thinking of a glass of milk tipping over)

"Thanks Mario! I thought I was a gondola!" Luigi (he ment to say gonner)

"I hate to dance!" Luigi

"DUDES!!" Toad (Ok, so that's one of our least favorite quotes...)

"WAHHHH!!" Waluigi (That to...)

"Do the Mario!" Captain Lou Albino (Okay...we hate this too...but it's fun to say at random times.)

"ICKY!!" Mostly everyone who is rich has said this. (in that weird rich person voice)

"This is a volcano!" Hip Koopa (later called Lemmy)

"King Dad! You don't belong here!!" Hop Koopa (later called Iggy)

"Ah! Not my favorite string! It's INVALUBLE!! Oh! There's a story behind the string! Our great grand koopa momma-" Big Mouth Koopa (later called Morton Jr.)

"Hamanamanumanu!" Toadsworth (while babbling on and on to Mario in Super Mario Sunshine)

"Crashin'!" Manic

"SONIC!!" Sonia

"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOH!!" Sonic

"Let's do it to it!" Sonic

"Aw, man! Titanic Time!" Manic

"...they deserve a better day!" Let the Children Light The Way, Sonic Underground Song, Manic

"Crackers!" Our good friend Reily. (It means like dang it or something like that)

"Oh my garnet" Fred

"Hackin' cool!" Fred

Our Own Quotes!!

Quotes made by us or that we say a lot!!

"Don't be stupid!" Futokutei-chan

"M'kay!" Yuri-chan and/or Futokutei-chan

"Knuckle Touch!...Oh yeah!" Knuckle touch! part- Futokutei-chan, Oh yeah! part- Yuri-chan

"That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby"

"Is this the Magic School Bus? No, this is Patrick. Is this the Magic School Bu-us? No. This is Patrick! Magic School Bus? NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!" Magic School Bus parts- Yuri-chan, Patrick parts- Futokutei-chan

"MOO!!" Both of us (we say this a lot)

"DA!!" Both of us (our viking yell...look at randomness...the third one...)

Couples!!

Our Favorite Couples:

1. Luigi+ Ham-human Pashmina (That's the best couple EVER!! It's just so dang cute!!)

2. Boss+Daisy (Ehhehehehehe...)

3. Mario+A Jelly Doughnut

4. Boss+A Jelly Doughnut

5. Hamtaro+Bijou

6. Sandy+Maxwell

7. Stan+Flora

Our Least Favorite Couples:

1. Luigi+Daisy (Ew... just not right...)

2. Boss+Anyone accept for Daisy

3. Pashmina+Anyone accept for Luigi

4. Boss+Bijou (ew! ew! ew! ew! EW!)

5. That's all we can think of.

Couples we don't realy care about:

1. Mario+Peach (We just don't care about Mario.)

2. Wario+Mona (Wario is stupid...and ugly...so we don't care about him at all.)

3. Th-th-th-that's all folks!

RANDOMNESS!!

This is our favorite subject: RANDOMNESS!! We are masters of RANDOMNESS!! Ready...okay!

RABID NINJAS FROM A PLANET OF FRUIT ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF RUBBER DUCKIES!! :o

CHEESEY WEASELS!!

...I'M A... VIKING.

CH-CH-CH-CHIA!!

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!

POOF!! POOF!! POOF!! POOF!! MOO!! POOF!!

OH WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN OVER MY PAAAAANTS?! (in song)

NO NO NOOO!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MC'MUFFIN!!

Links!!

Some links to some cool websites!!

Ham-Ham Paradise

Amazing Ham-Ham Gang

Sunbean Arts

Yuri-chan's DeviantART

Futokutei-chan's DeviantART

Coming Soon To Links: Our Hamtaro Fansite: Ham-Ham Utopia!!

Important Info:

Futokutei: "Daisy, Boss and possibly Mario should fall in a well,"

Yuri: "May..."

Futokutei: "Sorry. (nervously glances around.) What I ment was that there are several stories still in the making. Also there are a few that we are considering. If you want to see more stories, GIVE US FEEDBACK! We want to know what you think! Even if you hate us we still want to get some reviews. TELL US PLEASE!"

Yuri: "Very good," (throws Futokutei a cookie.)

Futokutei: "We are also working on more chapters for The Random Adventures of Hamtaro and Friends."

Yuri: "Good job May!" (throws another cookie.)

Futokutei: "Why don't YOU tell them something? Not that I don't like cookies..."

Yuri: "Cause we are out of important info."

Futokutei: "Crackers..."

Yuri: "Well I could tell them this: our next story is about ...uh...well it was about me and Futokutei but now we have like 5 stories going at once so uh...I'm not sure which one will come first...BUT ONE OF THEM WILL!! Eventually...maybe...yeah...probably...yeah we'll go with they will.

Futokutei: "Great um... commercial-thing?" (Futokutei throws Yuri a cookie.)

Yuri: "Um...you do know that these are your favorite kind of cookie, right?"

Futokutei: "They are your favorite too..."

Yuri: "Oh yeah! Well...uh...maybe we should end this profile..." (Just a stupid Yuri moment)

Futokutei: "I don't want to Yuri!"

Yuri: "Well neither do I!"

Yuri's mom: "You dorks! End this thing now!! Or...um...just do it! DORKS!! DORKS...Dorks...dorks..."

Both of us: "Crackers!"

Yuri: "Isn't my mom sooo NORMAL!" (sarcastically)

Futokutei: "Yeah! She is!!" (also sarcastically)

We both then laugh. (that was cheesey...)

Yuri: "Well okay this is the end of our profile!"

Futokutei: "FUDGE!!"

Yuri: "MOO!!"

Futokutei: "Okay for real this time."

Everything in this profle and in our stories was written by us and us alone. Except for most of the Copy and Paste Things!!