Heyo. I write for fun. Updates may be sparse but I'll actually finish ones once in a while.

Anyhoo, I live in Cedar Rapids, IA. I like to bike around, maybe catch a movie or a band at one of the local bars. I smoke, I drink and I swear, and so my characters will too. Swearing is the sign of an honest man... er pony, in my eyes. Maybe one day you too will see that people who swear are real honest fucking people.

I enjoy woodcarving and cream cheese as well.

Also, the majority of all car alarms sound in the F key, and "New York State of Mind" is Billy Joel's best song ever.