Welcome. I am Miss Crit, here to critique your stories. I am not here to flame, and if you mistakenly believe so, then the fault's on you. Simply put, I do constructive criticism. Broken down, constructive criticism means:

constructive constructing or tending to construct; helping to improve; promoting further development or advancement
-Meaning that its purpose is meant to improve, to better, or to make the best of the best (if possible).

criticism the act or art of analyzing and evaluating or judging the quality of a literary work
-Meaning that it's simply an analysis of a work. So, therefore, constructive criticism is "an analysis with intent to help improve".

Flamers do not do that. They simply flame.

If you want to flame me in return for tearing your obviously perfect piece of work to shreds, go ahead and email me. I'm waiting anxiously for all your fun little notes. If you want me to help you better your work, still email me. I'm free almost all the time.

And, please, if you happen to email me, provide a link to your story somewhere so I know what in the world you're talking about.