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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1604219, Profile Updated: 01-26-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hi fellow Twilight Obsessers (Don't try to hide it)

This is me, Alisa, and my friend , Ali's, Fan fiction page. You will hopefully be seeing alot of stuff from us that we hope you enjoy. Ali will be fixing all my little grammar mistakes because I know that some of you, like her, are perfectionists and need to be able to read it without getting confused. I should know. It happens alot. :)

Well here's which stories are who's

Alisa- Dont touch me, Learning to Trust

Ali- As If I Never Existed, A Birthday to Remember, Jacob's Sonnet, What Hurts the Most

Thank you to everyone who has already reviewed us and who are reading our work!! Please keep up the R&R and we'll keep up the writing!! :D

Also, you can read more of Ali's stuff and see her drawings on

and you can see more of my stuff on

This is Alisa...I am bored and it is late at night and I am bored so i decided since i have just written a chapter that I would not write a little about myself on my or i guess Ali and my profile...Well i have been singing since 4th grade..and it is my life now...I sing in the chorus at my school...I am even in a band at my church...FCC Boca...well i guess there is really not much to write about me other then i that and that i was never taught grammar as you can tell by the fact there is none in this little paragraph rant...well unless Ali decides to fix it...lol...but she will probably not notice i have put this up for a while...oh well...so i will stop boring you now...

Yellow, this is Ali and yes Alisa i saw ur little rant and i wont fix it. =p so neways, im Ali an my life is even less interesting than Alisa's. lol. uh...I like Marine Biology...and drawing...and writing...and reading...and music...and tv...and EDWARD!! hes mine. Alisa just doesnt kno that yet. ;) i actually got her into the books which is a miralce b/c before me she hated reading lol. before the books i hated reading too. now i read all the time. so yea...thats it...

Oh you must think your slick Ali, thinking i would not see you trying to out do my rant..well ha i am about too out do yours...so Ali can have Edward because even though it upset me very much to say this and start to be ok with it...(sigh)but i know that Edward is not real and if i wait around of a guy who is even half as good as Edward I would be waiting around forever and since i am not a vampire i can not wait around forever...lol...oh and well darn i am out of things to rant about i am so tired...so i guess i will stop talking about nothing...peace!

wow Alisa...of course i kno Edwards not real...rolls eyes gosh...I have my own Edward standards that I keep for guys and yes there ARE guys who are qualified for them. =p. And yes i like flawed dudes as long it isnt a bad flaw like beating or cheating or w/e. or crap i can deal with. anyways...and yes i cant be a vampire but i girl can dream cant she. seriousy all girls (even me who is the biggest realistic and pessimistic thinker you kno) have fanastical dreams that we kno wont come true but like to hold on to. many girls will agree. =p so yea im better than u at this ranting thingy lol. byes

Hey guys so Ali wrote this poem and i feel in love with it...it is so true and i thought everyone should get a chance to read it...

Love
What an abused word
Does anyone really know what it means anymore?
Does anyone remember?
They say hate is such a strong word but so is love
The opposite
Dark and light
Good and evil
Black and white
Whoever thinks that love is dating after a month is a total idiot
People could be together for years and never accomplish the feat
Love is knowing absolutely everything and every flaw about a person and not judging them
Love is full trust
Love is giving your life for someone else, even a total stranger.
Love is saving yourself for that one person after marriage who takes the one thing that could never be given back
Love is many things
Love is different
Romance movies are nothing compared to reality
Life isn't a fairytale
Romeo and Juliet
Bella and Edward
Fiction
True love's first kiss
Yeah right
As the song says
"Yes I like you
I don't love you
I can't love you...
yet"
Don't be so gullible
Show yourself
Don't become like the fakes that surround you
Love is not just physical but also emotional and mental
If you believe sex is love you must believe that the sky is green and the grass is blue
Love is such an abused word
Beaten with a stick by young and old everyday
Love is a gift
Not a toy
When you find it don't abuse it
Cherish it with every fiber of your being
Of course, it might be hard
Life is hard
If your truly in love you'll do anything to keep it from falling apart
Don't let it fall apart

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Trying to Escape by roxymar reviews
Orphans:bella, rose, and alice are running for their lives. the attacker would stop at nothing to have them. who is the attacker? what does he want? would anyone save them? warning:Contains strong language and some sexual content
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mistake by redrosefell reviews
Edward gives in to Bella's request, or so she thinks, and they move beyond the physical boundaries Edward has set & tried so hard not to cross. Bella makes the biggest mistake of her life and threatens the future of everyone involved. jacob,bella,edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Bella, Jacob
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Trying to Escape Outtakes by roxymar reviews
Rose has endure something terrible from a young age. Alice suffered from abuse from an unlikely source. And HE is overly obsessed with Bella. This is an outtake on Trying to Escape. Getting to know the girls' a bit better. Warning: not for everyone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Moon Beginning by My Happy Endings reviews
What if when Edward walked away in New Moon, Bella went back to the house to try and make him stay? My version on New Moon. Overdone I know, but give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face Down by twilight.foreverJB reviews
Bella comes to Forks before Edward and dates Mike Newton. He is abusive to her. When Edward comes is he able to save her from him. Will she be able to get over her new fear of guys and fall for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
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Shut Up and Play reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learning To Trust reviews
Sequel to Dont Touch Me. Bella is having a hard time transitioning to normalcy and having an overprotective boyfriend and bother arent helping any. Will Bella ever get over her past or will it have a new way to creep back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Hurts the Most reviews
alternate BD ending. The Volturi decide to attack and Bella world falls apart and Jake and Renesmee are on the run. What will happen to them? What will appen to the Volturi? R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Dont touch me reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Jacob's Sonnet reviews
A sonnet written about Jake's feeling for Bella. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
As If I Never Existed reviews
A poem based on Edward leaving Bella in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
A Birthday to Remember reviews
A one shot suspense story. Bella's boyfriend, Edward, died mysteriously exactly one year from her birthday. What was the real story behind Edward's disappearence? Will his past come back to haunt her? ExB R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
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