A collection of random stories from random parts of Dragon Age II. Romance, lust, angst, and humor! Complete with Table of Contents and descriptions; never walk into a story blind! Very heavy on the Fenris. **Currently on Hiatus**

Cloud struggles to remember and must learn to deal. This task is made no easier by the threat looming on the horizon. Postgame sequel to previous fic Chi to Ase to Namida. Cloud and Sephirothcentric, ensemble. Contains yaoi shounen ai mslash.

17/7/2011, nondescript slash written for the kink meme Prompt: Shepard is injured in battle. Kaidan's secret blood kink and the left over adrenaline means that he has to have Shepard right there & then.

Fenris loses something very important. He hasn't gotten everything figured out yet, but Hawke will be there when he's ready. Male!Mage!Hawke/Fenris, a completed one-shot. Bittersweet.

Hawke and Fenris are trapped in a cave-in, and Fenris forces Hawke to confess his actions of the previous evening. Sequel to "A Healing Touch." Slash.

Hawke is the Viscount, and Fenris is insecure. Male Hawke/Fenris

Response to a prompt. m!Hawke comforts Fenris when his lyrium markings are hurting him.

AU. In this sequel to Snare, Hawke finds himself offered a very lucrative contract by the Antivan Crows. The job? Help them hunt a fugitive assassin from their own ranks. Fenris/m!Hawke, with a bit of Anders/Bethany, Zevran. Slash, het, violence.

AU. Hawke is not an adventurer, but rather Kirkwall's best assassin, working largely for House Tethras. Fenris is a potential client with an unusual request. Fenris/m!Hawke, slash, some violence. Part 1 of the "Snare" series.

m!Hawke/Fenris. Hawke is drunk. Fenris is not amused. Also: singing.

Some things must be broken completely before they can be fixed. Male Hawke/Fenris

m!Hawke/Fenris. After their night together, Fenris thinks too much.

John Shepard and Kaidan Alenko in an ambiguous club. Dance floor. Turian liquor. Stuff's gonna happen. Slash.

And you thought Kida was touchy-feely when he was SOBER. Kida/Mikado

PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.

Hanna/... Fluffy sexy stuff. Hahaha...I dunno, read it, I bet you'll like it *winkwink*

Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.

In the shower, Desmond's imagination runs away with him. solo!Desmond, imagined ShaunxDes. Lemon with a pinch of angst. One-shot.

Leonardo won't talk to Ezio, but Ezio keeps listening; Shaun doesn't tell Desmond anything, but Desmond keeps listening. Slash

I wonder if this is residual after all. This force and depth of alien emotion cannot be the shadow of a dead man’s spirit passing quickly through my undead body. .../Hanna Rated for language.

Altair appreciates light -- especially when it's on Malik. Kinkmeme fill.

Altair teaches Kadar how to perform a leap of faith.. among other things.. Altair/Kadar

But what will *I* receive by showing you the Codex, *doctor*?" Shameless smut, Altair/Malik, AU, kinkmeme request

During one lazy, unproductive afternoon Shaun witnesses something unexpected in Ezio's memories. Shaun/Desmond, Leonardo/Ezio

Waking up is easy if you never have to sleep.

Prompt: "The five times Hanna did something stupid and Zombie had to take care of him afterward, and the one time Zombie did something stupid and Hanna had to take care of him". Hanna/...

Shaun always remembers his dreams, all except one. Slash, oneshot.

It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun

An ever-growing collection of one-shots and drabbles. Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik.

Desmond tells Shaun never to save his life, and Shaun wished he could have avoided the inevitable so easily. Slash, rather fluffy, oneshot.

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo

A look at the rebuilding of the bond between Altair and Malik. Set after the events of the first game and based loosely on the bits we learn through the Codex found in 2. Preslash leading up to non-explicit slash. Some spoilers for both games.

Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!

Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.

Ezio x Leonardo. Started as a story fix when I couldn't hug Leonardo in time. Assassin's Creed II. Undergoing heavy language editing. No new updates yet, sorry.

This is a teaser exploring an idea that was nestled deep within me the entire time I played Assassin's Creed II. EzioxLeonardo, much passion and boylove. very slash. Please provide feedback so I can continue and also perhaps write an entire fic. oneshot.

Altaїr regrets what he's done to Malik, but Malik can't absolve a man who isn't entirely at fault. Malik/Altaїr with references to unrequited Kadar/Altaїr. Oneshot. Darkfic. Mostly punitive sex and melancholic thoughts and nostalgic memories.

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.

34/100: Release. Genesis and Vincent get... maybe just a little too drunk one evening. Vincent/Genesis. Yaoi. Slight angst... mostly crack. Alcohol. Implied Vincent/Lucrecia, Vincent/Cid and Sephiroth/Genesis

[ Slash ] Eddie Brock thought at first that his hatred for Spiderman, for Peter Parker, would never change. But as he and the Symbiote merge into the creature known as Venom, he finds that hatred isn't as simple as it seems...

Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*

Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.

Alta'ir/Malik: post-game, prior relationship of some sort assumed, pretty much a PWP seriously . No real spoilers, because there's not enough semblance of a plot for any.

Itsuki knows that repudiation is the earth's only salvation. Kyon belongs to God and to her alone. However, denial is proving more difficult than he'd ever imagined as rain and strange dreams combine to remind him that reality is relentless. Itsuki x Kyon

Jet x Zuko. Li was different from anyone else Jet had ever met. It was really hard for him to help his obsession.

Tatsuma x Kyouichi. After Strawberry Kiss. After that first kiss, Kyouichi realizes to just what extent Tatsuma is plaguing his mind.

[Jet x Zuko] For misbehaving at the tea shop, Zuko's banished to do dish washing for the rest of the night. Jet uses this time as an opportunity to get some information out of him...by any means necessary.

Slash. BalthierVaan. This small series is tales of each status ailment in FFXII with a slashy tone. Sixth: Balthier doesn't mind K.O. ... unless it involves a certain blond minx...

[Oneshot, Jetko] [AU] It was just something about Jet. (This is no modern romance.)

Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!

Tatsuma x Kyouichi. Pointless, pointless kiss fic. Even the most minor of actions have consequences.

Dear Reader, whoever you may be, I have a story to tell, and if you're willing to listen, it starts like this: HikaruXKaoru No longer a oneshot, because Hikaru's reply is here! Chapter 3 to come.

Do you still think he sees the old ghosts, or do you know any of the new ones?

Vaan has never been loved. Balthier is the one to change it.

A series of JetZuko drabbles written for prompts on a LiveJournal community. Slash aka BoyBoy

AU. Romance. 3x4. Decorating for a moving reality design show doesn’t leave much time to get to know people. But more goes on behind the scenes than what the cameras catch.

A YAOI highschool story. A cold hearted aristocrat student who grows colder by the second only to come to a new school with A violet eyed teacher who just wants some huggles! What could possibly happen?

My name is Jo'Rawlith, and apparently I'm the only competent being in all Cyrodiil. No one else could possibly help out around here, oh no. Need something done? Just come to me. That's what everyone else does. It's like I'm always jumping flaming hoops...

Share a room with Leon? No problem. Share a bed with Leon? Fine. Use Leon as a pillow? No frigging way. Now, if only Cloud could get his body to listen… LxC. Written for Hanae da Firefly.

Leon and Cloud ride a motorcycle, and take another kind of ride. Yaoi like whoa.

A hundred reasons between them, each worth far more than a hundred words. Ohtori Kyouya & Suoh Tamaki, preHost Club friendship & boy love. [reposted into 10 chapters for your ease of reading]

AU. Kaoru is gender dysphoric and believes he’s a girl. Hikaru is his protective older twin. Crossdressing, sexual themes, incest, etc. HikaruxKaoru. Don't be a dumbass and read this if you have something against the themes.

[Slash.Yaoi.Shounenai] [Omi x Kaoru] On the night of Halloween when trick or treating is a tradition among the western world, what will happen to Kaoru when he refuses to give sweets to Omi? A night of surprise awaits the Queen of Bell Liberty Academy!

It was all Beelzenef’s fault, but who’d ever blame the puppet. Nekozawa Umehito & Suoh Tamaki, in that order, yes.

Philosophy of a blessed crusader, or, Freefall towards hell Suoh Tamaki is at once an easy and difficult person to understand. Mostly, it depends on where you’re coming from, and how much he cares. Suoh Tamaki & Ohtori Kyouya, Tamakicentric.

Being twins doesn’t mean having a clone of yourself. Hitachiincest, Shonen Ai, Yaoi, Kaoru's POV

AU! Kaoru helps run Sweet Stop, a cakes and pastries shop in downtown Kyoto. His family's debts are accumulating when the spoiled Hitachiin heir appears. The Host Club King intervenes and everything goes downhill from there. HikaruxKaoru, TamaxKyou

Victorian AU. In which Tamaki is an English gentleman, Haruhi is his daughter, an young English lady. And Kyouya? Kyouya is a tourist who is forcibly dragged into their world by Tamaki. Haruhi narrates their meeting, and what happens next. TamakiKyouya.

Episode 26 AU: Suppose that it wasn’t Haruhi who went after Tamaki. Suppose that the two thirdyears had a meddling streak, and Mori pushed Kyouya into the carriage. What would have changed? And what would have not? TamakiKyouya. Rating's for swearing.

Kyouya and Kaoru are devious, and Hikaru and Tamaki are oblivious. Haruhi is an innocent bystander. TamakiKyouya, HikaruKaoru, with faked KyouyaKaoru.

Changing clothes in a Changing room is an everyday occurrence but today what if added changes in a friendship...?

Cause: Kaoru is acting emo. Effect: Hikaru becomes a manwhore.

Jet comes on to Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko likes it...?

TamakiNekozawaKyouya. Threesome. They are perfect in the dark, together like this.

Senator Bail Organa calls in a famous physician to consult on a very special case...

There was nothing intimidating about asking his beautiful, vibrant, deadly lover to a dance. Nothing at all. RoyEd

In which Ansem the Wise proves to be otherwise. AnsemXehanort. PreKH.

Sora's been gone for three years and Riku wants to celebrate his return by taking him to an iceskating rink. Summary sucks, innocent fluff, RikuxSora, flames will be used to roast marsmellows

Balmung asks Reki to host another event. But this time with a few different additions and a totally different motive. What awaits the poor little blonde Wavemaster in this crazy event? BalmungxReki Yaoi MM

AU 3x4,1x2, 5x13. Stuck on a week long Wilderness vacation, Quatre, the loser, finds himself knee deep in trouble because of a tall and gorgeous forest ranger.

Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.

[COMPLETE] A series of drabbles. Tsuzuki recieves 12 gifts from a secret admirer, and has to discover who it is for himself.

Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.

Leon and Cloud are terrible at science. Sora and Riku take pity on them and decide to help. What they didn't count on was being turned into children and Leon and Cloud having to take care of them.YAIO CxL,SxR COMPLETE

Yaoi Valenwind xmasy holiday sap. be warned. When Cid gets sick from being out in bad weather, Vin learns about his caring side, and earns himself a friend. He also discovers the holiday magic along with a certain special someone....FINISHED!

(COMPLETE) Suddnely,Marik wakes up from a very vivid dream .He dreamt he had an evil alter ego and that he was trying to kill an ancient pharaoh.But when he wakes up...he's different.There is only one person he recognizes,only one to help him, Bakura.YAOI

[now complete!] Riku is an irresponsible, bratty older brother who can’t be bothered with his younger sister or their latest ‘babysitter’ who really just wants out of the entire thing. ...But for how long? RikuSora fun.

Hm...I'm not sure about the rating, I boosted it all the way, baby. YAOI Eagle thinks about what Lantis is like...inside and out. One-shot

pre-game AU, YAOI, Cloud, Zack, and Sephiroth-centric; includes the Turks. Is now dark, contains character death. COMPLETE! (I have been waiting SO long to say that!)

C & Y. From Yue's creation to Clow's death, the events in between and the man who tries to pull them apart. Yue is presented a little differently here and in his early days asks his master some disconcerting questions.

Yaoi. Touya X Yukito. Touya thinks about the way Yukito says his name, during a night at his friend's house. Rating for language. R&R, onegai!

In which Sakura feeds Yukito a cake with /slightly/ more sugar than it should have, and Yukito, acting off his sugar high, seduces Touya. Results? Shounen-ai galore.

Shounen Ai ClowYue. Clow Read is caught in the middle of a particularly distressing debate about the importance of the Moon.

A continuation to episode 69. Yue doesn't react too well to Eriol's revelations. Pairings? Well... TmSa, SaSy, SyYk, YkT, TY, YC... But mainly TouyaYue. Shounen Ai and hints of Shoujo Ai too.