Stories of camp half blood and the gods having sex. Review and follow. I accept any ideas people have.

"I should have watched the news before I left." "Maybe you should have." Percy Jackson is not your average fifteen year old. He was small for his age and was a bit of a trouble maker. Not that it was his fault anyway. Trouble just seems to gravitate to him. Although his size was not up to par, his intelligence was impeccable. (Full Summary inside)

A collection of unrelated oneshots, all set in the ABO-verse, all centered around omega!Percy, because this fandom needs more omega!Percy!

a bunch of unrelated fun times, obviously revolving around my main boy, Percy. the first like, good two thirds makes me cringe but I'm gonna leave it

Children from the future suddenly start showing up at Hogwarts. The teenagers are housed as families until Dumbledore can find a solution. Some teenagers are surprised to learn who they eventually end up with. Hormones, family drama, and a dash of adventure. Can these teens find a way to send their kids back to the future? Primarily a Dramione fic. Other pairings HP/GW, RW/PP

Though the gods aren't technically allowed to mess with the lives of demigods, you can't blame them for wanting to meddle a little. So, when a specific goddess take a certain interest to the love life of the son of Hades, things get a little.. weird. Starting with the whiskers. And the paws. And the tail. Oh, and then the talking croissant. Percico/Pernico/Nicercy Rating may change

Rewritten the scene of Yellow and Blue Diamond grieving for Pink Diamond. One-shot.

In a twisted reality did the demigods rise up and overtake the gods. Now gods themselves, they have formed their own version of the Olympians, only that they include the underworld. Nico's older sister Bianca represents the underworld during meetings, but when she can't make it one time, he steps in. That's how he first meets Percy, king of the ocean. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

The 7 are mad with the Gods. So what do they do? Leave it to Leo Valdez

After the Giant War, Nico, Jason and Percy decide to pack up and go on a road-trip together, because they earned it. But during one stormy night, Jason suddenly has Nico and Percy crawling into his bed. Thunder. So Jason may or may not start using his powers at night to get him regular cuddles. At least until they catch on with it. Nico/Jason/Percy slash

College AU - Jason and Percy meet because their roommates are dating and regularly sexiling them. So Jason and Percy start hanging out and slowly falling for each other. Percy thinks it's totally cute how Jason keeps forgetting where his glasses are, even when they're already on his nose. Jason/Percy slash

Mortal AU - Luke and Octavian have been dating for years now and they know they work best in a relationship of four. After adding Jason, they start looking for a fourth. Jason has been in love with his best friend Percy for years and eagerly suggests him, hoping his boyfriends might manage to seduce Percy for all three of them. Octavian/Luke/Jason/Percy slashy foursome

High school AU - Instead of camps, the demigods attend a boarding school at the foot of Mount Olympus. Its power is evenly balanced - Greeks have Thalia and Percy, Romans have Hazel and Jason. That balance tips when Hazel brings her two half-siblings back from the dead though. How will Nico and Bianca adapt? How will life at Novus Olympus change? Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome

I believe the title says it all folks. *spoiler alert* For the last Hero of Olympus book. Contains a haiku song (arguably), a pie catapult (I love those), and other random hilarious products of my brain.

The Kanes play Truth or Dare.

Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed.

We all know about siblings. They are annoying, bratty, and loving. Some one-shots about siblings Rick Riordan mentions and doesn't even glance at.

Hestia thinks that it's time for a bonding trip with the rest of her siblings, nephews and So she convinces them to go in one because, clearly, they need Her siblings are always fighting each other and they don't have a good relationship with their children, maybe it will help Or tear them apart even But it's a risk Hestia is willing to take.

Mars decided that Frank needed suitable training for his new-found paretorship. Along with Aphrodite, he concocts a blessing to teach Frank how to give orders. PWP.

This is a little fanfic I wrote with the Anubis and Carter in which they are TOGETHER as in SLASH or YAOI so if you don't like then please by all means don't read. Now Anubis/Carter/Walt

Percy's daily swimming activities are interrupted by a certain sun god with his own activities in mind. Percy is about 18 years old here. One-shot turned into a chaptered story. Lemon.

In which four friends go out on a double date to have a lunch at a Chinese restaurant… What starts off as a nice meal quickly turns into a full fledged battle of honor and dumplings. Percabeth and Jasper oneshot.

The Boys on the Argo II have been getting a bit... restless, recently. And when the poor guys realize their girls are having a sleepover. Their imagination runs wild. (Smut, sex, cracktastic) Sequel Posted!

Leo is about to cook Christmas dinner on the Argo II. Is there a reason why he is doing this by himself? My first fanfiction! Warning:Swear words

What happens behind closed doors at Camp Half-Blood? A lot more than you'd think. M for lemons of a very citrusy nature. Contains multiple pairings, includes male/male and many other future types of lemon. If that offends you, don't feel obliged to read.

Second of the "Lover of Olympus"-series - sequel to "Percy in Paradise"! 'The Lost Hero' with the gods pining after their lover and recalling all the dirty deeds. How are they dealing with the hero's disappearance? And what can the goddesses and demigods do to find the son of Poseidon? male!Olympians/Percy, slash - Sequels "The Demigod Journal" and "The Champion of Venus" are up!

Oneshot. For the first time since they've been dating, Percy and Leo decide to have sex. Naturally, that means a lot of mouthing. Of the sexual kind and of the 'man-I'd-tell-you-to-shut-up-but-it's-adorable' kind. Percy Jackson x Leo Valdez

Zeus is jealous of the fact that Apollo has staked his claim on Hades and intends to show his older brother just who the other God inherited his skills in bed from.

CORUS. Carter only wanted a relaxing week of no work, instead he meets a God stuck in a mortal body. A half-naked, Kopesh-wielding, sexy God.

Aphrodite loves shipping, especially slash-pairings these days. And messing with Percy's lovelife. Both goes hand in hand now. Jason/Nico/Leo/Percy, slashy foursome

What if Demigods had iPhones? They would be texting eachother a lot. But they never heard of "Auto correct". Join the gang in this funny story about the messed up conversations, twisted sayings, and hilarious auto corrects. Rated T for mature language.

Percy decides to get it on with the Hunters, one girl at a time. Rated M for graphic smut and a very horny Percy Jackson.

A Marriage Law has been put in effect for witches and wizards ages 17-35. In order to preserve magical blood you are ordered to be married within three months and a child is to be brought forth within the next year. EWE, Full Sum inside. D/Hr H/G R/L

It's some random funny short stories about Percy, his gang and the Gods. It's a different story every chapter and tey will all be funny. Rated T just in case. Please read and review. Trust me you'll laugh.

Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody

Percy feels used by Apollo. But, Apollo steps in and shows Percy how he really feels about him. Rated M for a reason LOTS of lemons!

You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.

Demigods are good at a lot of things. But cooking? Not so much. A few looks at our half-bloods attempting to cook, and usually failing miserably. Percy/Annabeth, Katie/Travis, and implied Rachel/Nico. One-shot.

Now, a hero's got to have some fun, right? Oh yeah, Percy's definitely having fun. With gods and demigods. Not necessarily at the same time, of course. Morethan5-somes, BDSM, etc. Multiple pairings and multiple drabbles. Het/Slash. Don't like, don't read.

Every pairing you can imagine, and some you never wanted to read about.

Tony meets Peter at a conference and mistakes Peter's interest in Iron Man as romantic interest. Tony talks Peter into a having dinner with him at his hotel and set out to seduce Peter. Warning: Graphic slash sex - you have been warned!

Ron has detention and Malfoy's going to make it a bit more exciting

I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.