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Here's what im gonna put SO FAR.

Name: why should i tell you ( ジェシカ -- name in kanji)

Age: young enough to KICK YOUR BUTT

Grade:freshman in high school

Where i live:...STALKER!!

Height: 5'2 1/2

Gender(yay im using big words): IM A FREAKEN GIRL

Since im bord im gonna put this:

My anime look: black hair long in front short in back(i cut my hair) pale skin from sitting in front of the computer for about 10 STRAIGHT HOURS (acturally it's six hours( i did the math and it's not wrong I'm very good at math )but it feels like ten) if you look closely you can see some dark rings around my eyes(from lack of sleep and no i am not gaara obsessed)

Wears: Black shorts knee high, pink shirt(back in the pink phase ), black and pink vest, black nin sandles, headphones that have a bulit in mp3 player, and for some reason a leaf village nin headband.

How I really look:basicly the same above but my friend(and my sisters) claime I look like Sakura and my sister said I should cosplay as her

Fave manga books: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Prince of Tennis, DNAngle, Di Gi Charat(sp?), Death Note, Galaxy Angel II and i think thats all

Likes: reading, playing video games, playing trickster, math (A/N-like Udon) and being evil in certian ways.

Dislikes: lemons on fanfics, perverts, oreo(you know who i mean)Karin, yaoi/yuri and other things that i can't think of right now.

random things: -evil grin-i have so many ways to kill someone i hate from school in the Naruto world i have about 15 and still adding to the list. For all those people who say i'm emo this what i say to you DAMN YOU...FUCK YOURSELF TO HELL!! I found out my friend's penname it is KunoichRuleALL.I drew chibi Kakashi! I have slightly turned into a Obito fangirl('lyssa-It's amazing how you could be a fangirl over a dead guy)(still adding to random things )sorry for the swearing, i get like this online, sometimes at school but in my head.

AIM FACES: ( -/_\- ) guess who this is ._. -_- @-@ 0_o (more will be comming)

Fave Bands/singers :(in random order) Fall Out Boy(they so rock), Green Day, Flow(for the people who don't know who Flow is type in fighting dreamers on you tube then you'll find out), some Aqua songs( type in chibinessness or NaruHina/Sasu Saku-Best Friends on you tube ), Dashboard, Blink 182, Angle and Airwaves, A.F.I., New Found Glory, The All American Rejects, Cartel, Good Charlotte, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Motion City Soundtrack, The Killers, MCR, Yellowcard, Panic! At the Disco, System of the Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simple Plan, P.O.D., Fort Minor, Switchfoot, Sugarcult, Plain White T's, Boys Like Girls, the numa numa song( lmao ), Waka laka (lmao again) and i think thats all.

just a short story:

The anime verson of me radomly said,"Haha I have a flower in my hair!"(this is a diffrent anime me, i have a lot)

Then suddenly some blob drawing that I like drawing said,"So do I."

Then anime version of me yelled back ,"Copy cat"

Then for some reason Kakashi pops out of nowhereand said,"Did some one say copy?"

Anime version of me screams,"Go away Kakashi!"

(no im not the kind of person that would bash someone for no reason)

if you want me to make more stories send me a message and tell me how to upload a story cause i don't know how(i found out how)

Quotes:

-"Why do they make this soo hard to open?"my sis said while she was opening the new Linlin Park CD.(A/N: it's in stores now)

"It's because they hate you."I said

"How do they know me?"my sis said

"They secretly know you but you don't know that they know you."I said.(A/N:im not sure what i said but it was pretty confusing)

"WHAT!?"my sis said.

-"Pick up that pen."

"It's not a pen. It's a lead pencile"

"Where did you get it from"

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lol

"It's a reteactable lead pencil with ink."(A/N-I'm such an idiot lol)

"Milk I thought what we had as special"Kakashi from Naruto Abriged

-"STOP

Hammer time

dun dun dun dundun dun

CAN'T TOUCH THIS"Zabuza from Naruto Abriged

-"Dude, Neji look at that picture"

"Dude, it's totaly awsome"

"Or in other words"

unison"Exellent"Kiba and Neji from Naruto Abriged

"Wow that was the most interesting coversation we've ever had" a conversation with me and a friend

-"Okay sign your name, then print your name, then write it in blood again." seriously I said that to my little sister when she wanted to borrow my ninja profiles 2 book because she lost book 1

"We don't need the fans, the fans need us!!" my little sister (the same one who lost my book) said this while we were loosing fans in Rock Band

Accomplishments

-I ate shrimp instant ramen of breakfast, lunch ,and dinner!

-I got 5 A's (including A-'s) and a B

Opinions On Things

Fangirls-ANNOYING

Lazy People- Good when you're one of them, bad if you're working with one

Perverts-MUST KELL

TenTen-...she needs more air time, we don't even know her last name!

Kisame's sword- if it could shave than why don't you shave your mustash off(Kisame-what mustash?)

Kabuto-(Hey 'lyssa isn't Kabuto's birthday on leap year? 'lyssa: yes) lmao Kabuto's only like 4 years old

(more to come later)

Good News: I got English Enriched

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,KunoichruleALL, emo-nin-rocker

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Best Friends on FanFic: KunoichruleALL ,and AnamayCrystal

BEWARE OF THE Twizzer:THIS PERSON WILL FLAME YOU IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS/HER LIST (LOOK ON ACOUNT OF PERSON TO SEE). WELL MESSAGE TO YOU TWIZZER, BASICLY IF YOU FLAME ANY OF KunoichiruleALL's STORIES YOU FLAME ME BECAUSE I'M THE EDITOR AND THIS IS IN BOLD BECAUSE IT ANNOYS YOU SO HA.

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Copy and paste this if you are a true narutard!

AZN PRIDE!! DAMN RIGHT!!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


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