Hi everyone!

I'm Lil' Fizz and no, I did not steal that name off the American rapper/actor, it is my nickname given to me by my sister.

My name is Nicola, I'm 14 years old and I'm from England the land of tea, crumpets, posh suits, posh accents and ALOT of rain.
I found this site in a Technology lesson when I had finished my work and my teacher had told me to 'Chill'.
I pride myself on not abandoning my stories halfway through. Some of them do end on cliff-hangers though.
A thing you need to know about me, is that I have absolutely NO rude swear words in my fanfics simply because I'm not allowed to swear at home and also because my parents and sometimes even my teachers read my stuff. Also, I have no sexual themes because they're yucky. If my fanfics are rated T, than that's because they have either blood, character death or both in them.
I mostly write about the Mario franchise because it is easy because I know the characters very well and don't have to do research which I hate! But I also write about the Muppets a lot because, what can I say? I'm obsessed. And a nerd.
I'm also a fan of reading and writing about death, doomed love, road trips, multiple plot stories and stories with a whole ton of oneliners!
Here's another thing, I love reviews. I know everyone says that but, honestly, I would rather get flamed into next Sunday than to not know what you guys think of my work.

Good news! After spending long and hard deciding (cough, cough, Yahoo answers) I have finally come up with a name for you guys! I don't like calling you my fans because that sounds like I'm showing off, so from now on you will all be known as...

THE FIZZIES!!!!

Cool, huh? So if you ever hear my say 'Hi my little Fizzies' or something in my fanfictions, you'll know what I mean!

Ladies and Gentlemen and fellow internet nerds, I have an announcement. I have decided that all of my Muppet fanfictions starting from now will become a series, because many of my OCs have become like proper Muppets to me, so they’re going to be in my fanfics too! The first in the series is Jinx, then this one, Behind the Scenes at the Muppet Theatre, then A Long Way Away, then What’s Changed? and finally, my new one, Alex the Cheetah. You don’t have to read them in that order, but it helps to understand the characters. I will number them so you remember, don't worry! Characters that aren’t real Muppets, but will be included in my fanfics include:

Jasmine

Axel

Jinx

Ebony

Hazel

Alex

Sapphire

and Topaz

Seeing as I am random I'm gonna tell you loads of facts that you don't need to know about me! (I got these off Facebook by the way)

1) Name?

Nicola Katherine Gerrard

2) Height?

I don’t know

3) Weight?

I don’t know

4) Age?

Fourteen years and thirteen days

5) Birthday?

5th May

6) Girl BFF?

Beth, we've been BFFs for 2 years now

7) Guy BFF?

My singing partner Adrian

8) Crush?

Kermit the Frog!

9) Ever fall in love?

Yep

10) Favourite food?

Pasta

11) Last text?

To my dad

12) Longest relationship?

Two and a half years

13) Battery percentage?

My phone doesn’t have percentages, it's on three bars

14) Eye colour?

Blue

15) Addiction?

The Muppets!

16) Favourite song?

You Light up my Life

17) Favourite animal?

Wolf

18) Favourite colour?

Purple

19) Sing in the shower?

Of course!

20) One wish?

That I could get a book published

21) Best time in your life?

I’ll have to think about that!

22) Country you live in?

England

23) Pets?

A cat called Cattasuss (don’t ask!)

24) Plan on getting married?

Maybe!

25) Favourite subject?

English

26) First kiss?

In a classroom with my then boyfriend

27) Insecure?

Sometimes

28) Ever self-harmed?

Nope!

29) Who you love?

My family

30) Miss anyone?

No

31) Hair colour?

Brown

32) Relationship status?

Don't ask, I don't want to talk about it

33) Last song you heard?

She Will Be Loved

34) Biggest fear?

Needles

35) Believe in ghosts?

Definitely!

36) Thing you hate?

‘Empty tins make the most noise’

37) Favourite TV show?

The Muppet Show

38) Favourite movie?

The Muppets (2011)

39) Favourite book?

Diamond by Jacqueline Wilson

40) Jealous of?

Walter from the Muppets, because his dream came true so why can’t mine?

41) Star sign?

Taurus

42) Middle name?

Katherine

43) Worst habit?

I bite the skin of my tongue when I’m concentrating and it hurts!

44) Number of siblings?

1

45) Name of siblings?

Lula

46) Sport you play?

None

47) Talents?

Writing, acting, singing, karate and playing saxophone

48) Embarrassing moment?

I don’t know, I’ve wiped them all from my memory!

49) Future career choice?

Writer/actor/singer/comedienne (I can’t choose!)

50) Who do you tag?

My five best friends, Beth, Lilith, Ella, Becky and Casey

Here are some random top 5s about me:

Top 5 Fictional crushes:

5) Tom (Wizards vs Aliens)

4) Alfie Anderson (Chocolate Box Girls)

3) Luigi (Super Mario bros.)

2) Kovu (Lion King 2)

1) Kermit (The Muppets)

Top 5 favorite things to yell

5) OBJECTION!

4) LOOK OUT!

3) SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

2) RUN!

1) NOOOOO!

Top 5 favorite genres to read

5) Poetry

4) Romance

3) Drama

2) Tragedy

1) Humor

Top 5 favorite genres to write

5) Romance

4) Humor

3) Poetry

2) Tragedy

1) Drama

Top 5 places I really want to go to for no reason

5) Glasgow (Scotland)

4) Siberia (Russia)

3) Cyprus

2) Athens (Greece)

1) Hanover (Germany)

Top 5 favorite muppets

5) Walter

4) Kermit

3) Miss Piggy

2) Fozzie

1) Gonzo

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Five stars if you can guess whose profiles I got these off!!

Completed stories: (Alphabetical order)

1) A Great Loss for the Muppets

2) A Great Loss for the Muppets 2 - The Visitor

3) A Letter from the Past

4) A Shock for Mario

5) Bowser Jr is Kidnapped!

6) Dear Fanfiction

7) Forbidden Love

8) Luigi's Death Stare

9) Mario's Personality Change

10) Revenge!

11) The Break-up

12) The King that Never Was

12) Topaz

12) Video Game Confessions: Bowser Jr

13) Who am I?

Stories in progress (Alphabetical order)

1) A Long Way Away

My newest story, the back-story of Robin, (Kermit's nephew) and what I think will happen in the future.

2) A Very Exciting Time

Read it and find out!

2) Alex the Cheetah

Kinda bad, I won't lie...

2) Behind the Scenes at the Muppet Theatre

Kermit and Miss Piggy's two children make a video of their home for a homework project

3) Hotel Numquam

Based off a song by the Eagles

4) Jinx

A story of my own character Jinx who joins the Muppets but has trouble fitting in when a rivalry breaks out!

5) Mario's Halloween Dilemma

Isn't great at the moment but will get a lot better!

6) Miss Piggy's Tragic Past

Based off something I saw on a website. Please read!!

7) OCs Adventure, Quest for Creation

A story about, you guessed it, OCs!

7) Searching for Prince Charming

A comedy for once! No death, I promise!

7) The Death Relic Realm

Kind of a horror/comedy/tragedy/family/friendship mash-up. Complex, long but REALLY good, pleeeeease read!

8) The Voice

A reeeeeally bad comedy I wrote a year ago and only uploaded last week

9) What's Changed?

An epic, three-plotted, combined sequel to Jinx and Behind the Scenes at the Muppet Theatre

My OCs

So I usually don't like making up OCs because the whole point of Fanfiction is using characters that already exist. But I have created a few and here is a list of all of them:

A Long Way Away

Michael the Frog

Ivy

Craig

Alex the Cheetah

Alex

Behind the Scenes at the Muppet Theatre

Axel

Jasmine

Bowser Jr is Kidnapped!

Diego (And his girlfriend)

Forbidden Love

Cindy Pop (actually created by Princess Pop, thanks!)

Cindy's Dad (and Mum I guess)

Tristan

Uncle Sebastian

Hotel Numquam

Mr Vivian Numquam

Kaylana

Jinx

Jinx (obviously)

Ebony

Jinx's parents

Hazel (Coming soon!)

Miss Piggy's Tragic Past

Pretty much every character except Piggy

The Death Relic Realm

Nimweh Umbrei (pronounced nim-way um-bree-ah)

Yami

Topaz

Topaz

The Voice

The Voice

What's Changed?

Sapphire

And of course there are the OCs that I have thought up but I haven't put them in a story yet.

Cooper

The excitable and adventurous owl mad owner of 4 owls who unfortunately has an abusive stepdad
Brown messy hair, brown eyes, clothes are ripped and mud stained because of the owls

Jordan (she's a girl by the way in case you couldn't guess)

The cool and casual artist who has just graduated from Bath University who falls in and out of love easily
Long black hair, blue eyes, paintbrush behind her ear, paint stained clothes and hair

Clover

The rock and roll loving drummer who has three younger brothers and a feisty temper and will stick up for what's right.
Short blond hair, blue eyes, wears a electric blue lightning bolt t-shirt

Officers Victor and Quentin

Good cop and bad cop. Victor is the good cop, young, attractive, kind and understanding. Quentin is the bad cop, old, strict and a little cruel
Victor has wavy blond hair, sea-green eyes, super white teeth and an unknown American accent
Quentin is short and fat with hazel brown eyes, blond hair and a beard

Rufus Morton

A real-life psychopath, cruel, mysterious with a criminal record for murder, shows no empathy for his victims.
Black curly hair, brown eyes, three scars over the left eye, mostly wears a balaclava and has a shotgun under his arm. No-one knows where he's from.

Feel free to use any of these three but make sure you let me know because I'd love to see what you do with them, OK?

So that's my profile, I hope it made you laugh. Please check out my stories, I will give you imaginary toffees!

Well I'm going to go and eat cake now!

Bye!!