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Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Hobbits and Majesty by bzp reviews
Thorin had his throne, his nephews, his honour, and wealth beyond belief. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin's heart. On Hiatus
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fíli, Kíli]
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Misunderstood by kerbubbles reviews
Random Slenderman story
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 293 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
November Storms by Jennistar1 reviews
From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Where John Goes On Conference by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.