hey, it's Gak again. I know it's been a long time, and I've all but given up. So, if anyone is actually reading this, send a PM, and if I can get enough maybe that will be enough to motivate Elk to continue her fanfics!

Hey, Good Elkin readers, this is Gak, Elk's bro and spellchecker. I've "borrowed" her account that I will be attempting to convince her to update some of her work! Also, some inside info, I've been working with Elk on a new Crossover Fanfic! Though we haven't worked on it in a while, we're on the second chapter. Also, I read some of her profile and wow, all of those misspellings... I should fix it for her once she updates her fanfics.

The Good Elkin worked hard to gain her title. She deserves her rank and her title. She was brave, strong, courageous, and the best of all in her trade. She has never failed a quest. She saw all of the Seven Seas(well, on Google Earth,) She defeated the evil Whoopsies(witch was fun, because they're like ompalompas, only smaller and really mean. Visit one at your local zoo!), and she read all of the c's in the dictionary(pocket eddition.) And thoes are only some of her most dagerious quests!

What's an Elkin, you ask? Well, that's for me to know, and you to find out. (I'll give you a hint, though. An Elkin has nothing to do with the Elk, like the moose, or an Elkhound, like the dog. In fact, if you can find something about it on the Internet, and it's even remotely like the work 'Elkin,' then it has nothing to do with the Elkin we're talking about. Hope that cleared a few things up for ya!(Not:))

The Good Elkin has few weaknesses. One being the inability to spell. She reportedly has a grudge against any word containing a vowel, and even some without. What she lacks in spelling, she tries to make up in grammar. Many lost secrets of English grammar have been revealed to her throughout her journeys and quests, and she strives to let these secrets be known to all. She also excells in vocabulary. She has discovered many forgoten English words, anong with the hidden grammar. However, you probably won't see much of these forgoten words in her writhing, as she doesn't know how the spell the words.

The Good Elkin loves to read. Her highest record of reading in one day was two three-hundred paged books. The Good Elkin does not read fast, however. She reads at a normal, if a little slow, pace. Her secret to reading so much, she says, is reading for extended periods of time.

The Good Elkin likes many books, and is too fair and indicisive to choose her favorate. She also doess not wish to name any here, as she would feel oblidged to name every book she has read, and would feel extremely guilty about any she would miss, and she would not want to take the time to put them all here. She's Good, but that doesn't mean she's not lazy.

However many favorite recreational books The Good Elkin likes, there is one specific book she feels obliged to mention:

The Holy Bible King James Version

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If you've ever read a copy and paste thinggy in a profile, copy and paste this onto--NO! I WILL NO SUCCUMB TO YOU'RE STUPID COPY AND PASTE NOTION!!!

Although I read a lot of these "If you , copy and paste this onto your profile" things--and many I may agree with--I won't do it! I WON'T! On principal I down right refuse! Why? Because I don't want to junk up my profile with a bunch of thoes things! ... And... lazieness... I guess...

If you agree, copy and past--STOP IT! SOMEONE, HELP ME!! IT'S INVADING MY PROFILE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!