A series of challenges/one-shots/requests ranging from comedy, to drama, to 'what is this I don't even'. Chapter seventeen: Kyouko and Madoka do gardening stuff.

Ezio encounters a strange new citizen in Rome. Her elusive behavior makes him suspicious and he tries to discover exactly who she is and how she escapes him so easily. Takes place in AC:Brotherhood and just after Portal 2. [DECEASED - Might be revived at a later date]

Dumbledore, seeking for a new DADA teacher stumbles upon the famous Devil-hunter, Dante, and his nephew, Nero, who must join Hogwarts school in order to stop the new threat. However, everything is easier said than done, specially when said threat finds new friends in the underworld. Some HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, NeroxOc. Rating T because of, well... Dante.

During the old republic, a team of scientists discover an extinct civilization on an unknown world far out in the outer rim. By accident, the scientists unleash the greatest predator the galaxy has ever seen. Beware, because Alex Mercer is hungry.

GLaDOS was always fine with being the tester and not the test subject. But when an old face comes back and a new face threatens the balance of science she made for herself, she's forced to confront everything she'd shoved to the back of her databases.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Ever since she was young, Hanna was home-schooled by her overprotective single parent, Erik Heller. Now Hanna is ready to experience high school… where she meets Sophie, who shows Hanna a few things that Papa's books could never humanly describe or explain... Hanna/Sophie. Femslash.

Columbia is new, a fledgling eaglet spreading her wings, but there aren't always clear skies. For Robert and Rosalind, keeping the city afloat relies on their willingness to find and keep Columbia's secrets.

Harry won't go back to the Dursleys after his third year. Instead, he runs away to stay with his father's cousin's son in Kirkwall, where he'll join Hawke's merry brand of brigands. Is Hogwarts ready for a Harry trained by a Hawke? Pairings include: m!Hawke/Anders and Harry/Fenris, among others. Rating and title subject to change.

The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, champions have been selected but what happens when a fifth name comes out of the Goblet of Fire? A name that will tear down the barriers between the Wizarding World and Sorcerers. Valkyrie Cain. Now Valkyrie must journey to Hogwarts, compete in a life-threatening and she's even allowed to hit anyone. What could go wrong? Spoilers.

Alex Mercer has one last chance to restore his faith in the human race. All he has to do is bring them the girl and wipe away the debt. Sounds simple enough but now he's stuck babysitting a reality-warping shut-in in an alternate reality. It's times like these that Alex wishes he could get drunk to deal with all this craziness. BioShock Infinite and [Prototype] crossover.

Alex is convinced by Dana that the on goings in Seattle may need a touch of his help to keep the D.U.P from becoming Blackwatch. -Made because there needs to be more of Alex and Delsin. NOT yaoi!

You remember that one fan fiction that was about Portal and featured your standard Mary Sue? Well this is a commentary on it! Yaaaaaay. This is more or less just something i can relax with whilst i'm writing my proper pieces, so enjoy me being snide. Updates ever Monday. I do not own Portal or IT'S MY LIFE, thank god.

This fan-fic is a rewrite of a game that could be disturbing to some audiences; this fanfic is here to downsize this. This is a fun game for cute children after all. (Final Chapter) [COMPLETED]

While walking around Chicago one day, Aiden sees a tag pop up on something that catches his eye. It seems familiar to him, but why? And just who is Desmond Miles?

The final events that befell the Greek Gods has remained a mystery, but Lara Croft is about to discover the unrecorded truth. The Heart of Kratos, his destructive power sealed within his petrified heart, is about to be unleashed on the world. With Athena's help, Lara races the clock through the many lost temples to maintain the balance of life against the Apocalypse of Ares.

When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.

Two months after the disastrous events in Africa that cost Lara Croft her one true love in the Cradle of Life, she is left in a deep depression. In the Pacific Ocean, Nathan Drake has discovered an ancient shipwreck. Events set into motion that bring the two adventurers together to find a set of seven artifacts that can open heaven and hell...and they aren't alone in their search.

Desmond's jump in Brazil didn't go as planned.

Out of all the Players in every world, a stubborn woman with more experience than necessary has been chosen to guide the Batter in his sacred mission. She knows her way around puzzle systems like the back of her hand, but her easily aggravated personality might get her in more trouble than she barganed for. And what's this? She knows Zacharie and Sugar? Possible Player/Batter

Stephanie has moved on. She has a new life. A mortal life. But the Sanctuary needs her back, she's too valuable to let go, and when things go horribly wrong, will it be her friends, or her family that she sides with? And how will her family react to her secrets? *Sequel to 'Lending a Helping Hand. Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant, all rights belong to Derek Landy*

When all else fails, there is an opportunity to rebuild and destroy. The world after the end of Off, which has been given another change to live and be purified.

Whenever someone twerk, a girl will turn into a magical girl

When Chell is removed from Aperture Science she vows to return no matter the cost. All she has to do is find that someone that can match the omnipotent AI GLaDOS.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*

President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.

A bright light fills Ghastly's office as Skulduggery was about to report. Guess who? RATED T FOR SAFETY.

Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.

Originally created for a Portal kinkmeme prompt, now brought here. Aperture is gone, but the lone survivor has made his way out. Doug makes his way to one of the last strongholds of human civilization, where Gordon is encamped.

After days of searching, Chell finally finds refuge in BLU headquarters.

Everybody deserves a second chance. Not everybody deserves an eighty-second chance. The Luteces decide to give one last throw of the dice with a new man. Maybe a younger Booker will make a difference, and maybe just make all the wrong choices. What's that saying again? "A man chooses, a slave obeys". Rated T for swearing.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted. It was a routine assignment for the Assassins. Get in, retrieve the field agent, and get the hell out. It was just too bad that they didn't account for her overprotective, viral mutant of an older brother. No slash, no OCs. [[under renovation]]

After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...

Christopher may not be Chrestomanci yet, but he's already representing his world in a magical tournament. He's always wanted to go to a magic school – Hogwarts sounds perfect.

"Countless tales have been passed down of the Legendary Dark Witch, Bayonetta...Her story is one-of-a-kind. But she's had her share of the rose-tinted spotlight for quite some time. Now it's my turn." A/U. Cereza grows up as the teenage parallel to Bayonetta. But just how will she fare in the modern world with her mother an ocean away and father busy in journalism? T for language.

CtOS knows us better than we know ourselves, our tastes, opinions, our very thoughts, but can also manipulate them. They said ctOS would protect us, make our lives easier, but the powers that be sold it out. I am Aiden Pierce. I am not a hero or a soldier, but I have a war to fight. I am a vigilante, a hacker, and this city is both my battleground and my weapon. Welcome to Chicago.

A story in drabbles, focused on a Hunger Games tribute who, stubbornly, refuses to ever speak a word.

[SPOILERS] After the events of Bioshock Infinite, Booker finds himself back in his office. But when he checks on Anna she's not there. The Luteces return and explain to Booker what exactly happened; he realizes he has to start over and save Anna again. Booker finds himself in the same playing field as last time, but with a whole new set of cards.

Zacharie has a secret he has kept hidden from everyone he has ever known. But now, it has gone viral once more. With The Batter's assistance, he attempts to demolish the obstacles blocking his path in life that have been there since the day his life changed forever... ((ZACHARIE TAKES OFF HIS MASK OK. YOU BETTER READ IT THIS IS PURE GOLD. BAD BATTER TOO YES YES YES THUMBS UP))

This fanfiction is the entirety of the game "Off." The plot is the game itself and what happens in it. (Just as precaution, I asked Mortis Ghost if he was okay with this, and he said yes, so with the creator himself's permission, I have taken up this task!)

The Luteces begin the 122nd trial of their experiment but find that the Booker DeWitt in this universe is remarkably different. As a professor of theoretical physics at Columbia University, how will Booker #122 combine his military skill and sharp intellect to rescue Elizabeth?

After a failed attempt at raiding, Alexandra Smith finds herself in a world where strength, movement, and timing can either save your life or end it abruptly...

Zacharie is up to some mischievous deeds in Zone 3, and the Batter is caught up in his plot.

Batterie. The Batter takes the idea of "sleeping with" Zacharie a bit too literally. (NSFW, warning for dubcon. Don't be like Zacharie.)

The woman in orange looked to the man in orange. They both knew that the other had been through more than anyone should,and that they would both do whatever it takes to save the world. "Let's go." Alyx said. The other two nodded, and followed Alyx.

"You have never… Seen me… At my worst." the Batter assured and Zacharie knew that for a fact. The Batter had said he was losing something, little did he know that he had already long lost it. Just as Zacharie had lost his "something" long ago too.

The Batter lifted his head, and frowned upon seeing his Player shuffling around, and silently slid his hand into theirs, squeezing comfortingly. The Player's eyes widened and they looked up at the Batter, who immediately averted his gaze and stared at the nothingness outside the monorail. PWP, Zacharie/Player/Batter.

There are even things about Booker that Elizabeth can't stand.

The Judge is one of the last people in the world. He'd intended to hole up in his basement in Zone 0, but finds it occupied. (Takes place after The Judge's ending; Spoiler Alert for the end of the game.)

It wasn't so much as the amount of the depressed-looking Elsens all around them that bothered him more than all the staring his Player did at all of them as they walked by. Light Batterie.

5 instances in-game when the Player was helpful. with 1 instance when they needed the help. Written for the kink meme.

A dying Elsen tells us his final memories.

'He watches as the Batter appears in front of him. This is it. The final area.' What should have been a quick conversation turns into a difficult goodbye for Zacharie. (Slight spoilers for the end of the game).

Before the final battle, Zacharie propositions the Batter and gets more than he bargained for. Written for the Kink Meme.

A little short story thing I made. This is what I think their encounter would be like, knowing how Zacharie always is with things. X3

A story containing massive spoilers for the game OFF, by Mortis Ghost. It's based on a headcanon centered around two certain characters...

Alex now has a normal life, hasn't used his powers since Manhattan, and would like to keep it that way. However, it seems as if fate has a different plan for him. Now he has to choose between using his powers once more or remaining "human." ADOPTED

Instead of the Dursleys, Harry was found and raised by a powerful Umbra Witch. Powerful-Smart-Cheeky-Sarcastic-GunWielding Harry. Slight AU.

Chell wants her parents. Gordon Freeman wants vindication. What will happen when both of their worlds collapse, and their lives collide?

When the Dollmaker was destroyed,Alice's Wonderland was left undisturbed but at a price. Now 117 years later, the legacy of Wonderland has been passed on to Annora Liddell along with the magic she'll inherit but is it enough? Something dark is coming, worse than Wonderland has ever faced and Annora must battle the Darkness. Can she survive with her sanity intact?

Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.

Now renamed: Blissful Hopes Wheatley is somehow trapped in the world of Minecraft! How will the moronic core survive! Read and find out! T for swearing and violence. R&R

Chell messes with a bit of finely tuned Aperture technology and ends up turning her Handheld Quantum Tunneling Device into something else. The Hero of time finally finds a companion that understands the value of silence.

When Skerlock and John Watson arrive at the Sanctuary with an arrest warrent for Valkyrie, not everyone belives them. Can Valkyrie uncover the truth and prove her innocence, before it's too late? Johnlock, if I'm in the mood...

Chell finally has her so longed freedom. But as she passes out on the wheat field next to a street, a man in overalls takes her to shelter. What she doesn't know, just how violent the place is. [DISCONTINUED, GOMEN. I just lost interest in this one.]

Eight girls locked in a never-ending cycle, spinning together like the spokes of a wheel. How long will it hold after the spokes begin to break?

I was chatting with a friend one day when we accidentally misspelled "My Immortal" as "My Importal." It was then that I understood it was my destiny to write this epic for the ages.

The Animus is malfunctioning, and Desmond is developing a cold. Then his week gets a whole lot weirder. Pretty typical, really.

Skulduggery gets transported to Discworld when he is pulled into the portal with the Faceless One. His strange lifetimer catches the attention of Death. What happens when the two skeletal figures meet?

Request. After finally escaping Aperture Science Laboratories, Chell finds herself being taken in by strange, color-biased mercenaries. This story documents her adventures with them. Maybe a little romance in the future Reviews much appreciated

Sherlock has been wandering the Aperture Science Testing Facility for a few days now. What's he to do when the A.I. GLaDOS suddenly introduces a new factor to his testing? A companion: John Watson. Warnings for language and violence.

Chell is freed from Aperture but she still has to fight for her own survival. But this time, she is not alone. Has all the characters from L4D2

A "'The Reason You Suck' Speech" to Bellatrix/all Death Eaters, courtesy of The Spy, from Team Fortress 2. AU, Rated for gore.

AU! Alan and Mr. Scratch are alone in an empty world after Alice's death. Multi-chaptered fic. Slight Alan/Mr. Scratch.

20 Bart Simpsons Chalkboard sayings if he attended Hogwarts and was sorted into Gryffindor .

Once upon a time—a time when witches wore corsets and bustles under their robes, and the Hogwarts Express hadn't been built yet, because steam trains were still suspiciously Muggle-ish affairs—there lived a boy named Claudius Chant.

Chell's adventures continue and she finds herself in the middle of a war between two rival companies. A fanfic that runs on valve time.

Essentially: Luna visits Hermione. Luna finds computer. Luna finds inspiration from computer induced vision. Something I thought up randomly. OneShot

Lara finds herself in renaissance Italy where everyone takes her for Ezio's sister, and where there are no cars, mobile phones or even sanitary protection. Yet the more people she meets, the less she wishes to leave... M for Italian cursing and blood.

When Chell escaped Aperture, she didn't expect the surface world to be monitored as well. Faith had no idea that the companies poisoning her world could be so horrible. The two women join together to protect their world and uncover a shocking secret.

Although there has been a female wizard on the Discworld before, there has never been a male witch. Until now...

Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.

This is based off the SKulduggery Pleasant series and the movie version of Coraline. Valkyrie visits the Pink Palace. What will occur?

After telling the people of the future about the traction era, what if Shrike had more tales to tell?

ONESHOT DRABBLE. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Susan Sto Helit wasn't pleased to learn that her grandfather was taking interest again, but when she got the job of keeping an eye on things so that he wouldn't shirk the Duty again, she found she couldn't blame him.

An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.

There is more than one way to learn magic, and more than one place to learn it in. When an unexpected death occurs, Death himself encounters Harry Potter and takes pity on him. From a life of neglect, Harry forms bonds he never thought possible...

Neil gets a letter full of rubbish about wizardry and witchcraft and pig pimples. Naturally, it's Howl's fault. HMCxHP crossover

Postgame, Full spoilers. The phone rings when Alex walks by Central Park, and old ghosts don't seem to stay dead for very long. Cross x Alex

Chell wakes up in the Star Wars universe.

Hermione finds a spell in a book in the library, and the Trio decides to try it out. The results are...well dressed. Includes a special guest appearance by certain royal siblings. Review please, I'm new at this sort of thing.

Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.

Queen Caroline Chant hates being queen and longs for a normal life. Then Gwendolyn from Series 1 comes to her with a chance to live the normal life she's always wanted...in another world at Hogwarts. Charmed Life/ Harry Potter. AU from both worlds

When the death eaters attack in HBP, the DADA teacher, Susan death's granddaughter is there and armed... with a fireplace poker. Only, the thing is, who knew she was impervious to avada kedavra? That poor death eater sure didn't...

A new year in Hogwarts, a new Professor, but not for DADA? Who is she, and what is she at Hogwarts for? And what is she doing with that DOLL! OC. Trust me, it's good! Playing FFX not necessary.

A series of one-shots during the era of Chrestomanci Christopher Chant. From randomness, to action and humor. **HIATUS**

Howl Jenkins lives near Cardiff. Torchwood lives in Cardiff. Howl does magic. Torchwood finds magic...

Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.

ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle - Dumbledore has found his latest victim for the DADA post. How long can Howl slither out of his contract by refusing to acknowledge his classroom of students?

There's different worlds out there, but the possibility always exists for them to meet. The Harry Potter crew meets a Cat of a different kind. AU after Goblet of Fire for HP.