Stan accidentally stumbles upon Kyle in a compromising position. Feelings ensue.

Kyle wasn't one to wake people at midnight for random existential crises. At least not on school nights. And though Stan thought to ignore him and go back to sleep, they both know he wouldn't have. - [omega verse] [read warnings]

"You've got a pocket full of reasons why you're here tonight, so, baby, tonight just be the death of me." Stan didn't know he wanted it as badly as he had, but now he can't imagine going another day without it. Written to the tune of Collar Full by Panic! at the Disco.

Stan and Kyle get what they believe to be a fake marriage when they're in Vegas and very drunk. They find out that they're legally married but they keep getting given reasons to not get an annulment.

Sequel to 'Dysfunctional'. Stan is trying to hold his husband together after things go bad, Cartman is returning to South Park for the first time in years, Kenny is trying to look after his kids with no money and as a single parent whilst Kyle is certain

Stan has to rely on pills to stop himself going into depression, Cartman feels as if he's been forced to self-harm, Kenny lets anyone have their way with him just for the thrill and even though Kyle seems to be holding them together, on the inside he's falling apart.

Synopsis: Kyle and Stan are super best friends everyone knows that. There couldn't anything else going on, right? What happens when Kyle decides to take a huge step backwards in their relationship? For what you may ask? Of course to kiss the HELL out of that football players mouth of course! Rated M for cursing and drug use, oh and of course the LEMON! candy, creek, and bunny.