FireyBlackGreyness
Hola! I'm FireyBlackGreyness, but you can call me Iccy/Icarus Hobbies: Running around the school on Firdays, collecting the broken shards of my sanity, reading Favourite quotes: "'If I ever, ever find out who is behind the so-called spontaneous large crowds here, I will track them down and carve out their spleen with a dull wooden spoon.'" (Snape- Harry Potter and the Power o0f Will) "'How far are you willing to go to save a broken Hero?' 'To the ends of Insanity.'" (La créature de l'innocence ) "Oh, where's the pucking fu-- Damn..." (Me, looking for the hockey puck in which I had a bit of a dyslexic moment) "I have no fear of drowning 'Darwin? Didn’t he invent evolution or something?'" (A Different Way ) "Dear all, Kindly take note the following rules. Moo Moo Corporation always strives to ensure employee happiness and safety; the following rules are therefore for your benefit. - Manager RULES FOR HOUSE 12B 1. DO NOT OFFER MILK IF IT IS THE CRAZY KID THAT ANSWERS THE DOOR. The kid most emphatically does not like milk. He really, really does not like milk, and while it is sad that he doesn't like milk and will undoubtedly miss out on all the nutritional benefits our milk offers, we do not want to press the issue. He will demonstrate that he does not like milk on your person, and it is most advisable not to mention whom you are employed by if you should be so careless as to utter the word. If he answers the door, simply deduct milk from the standing order, give him butter and cheese, and flee for your life. The kid is easily recognizable by his golden hair and eyes, his automail arm and leg, and the obvious chip on the shoulder. Refrain from conversation, observe the usual etiquette, and you should be able to leave unharmed. 2. YOU MAY OFFER MILK IF: THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE ANSWERS THE DOOR If the master of the house answers the door, it is safe to give him his full order and his milk. HOWEVER. Regardless of whether he has stolen your latest girlfriend, courted and dumped your sister, kissed the one burning passion of your life, you are strongly discouraged from attacking him on his own doorstep. For one, you are there in the person of the Company's Employee, therefore you should not be attacking our customers. And number two, he is the Flame Alchemist. Damaged uniforms will be deducted from your pay. 2a. YOU MAY OFFER MILK IF: A YOUNG LADY ANSWERS THE DOOR. It is also safe to give her milk, even if she is not the same young lady you saw yesterday. Pay no attention to small details like that. However, it would be greatly advisable not to comment on her state of undress, even if she is likely to catch a cold. Merely bid her a good morning and stop staring. She is obviously not available, and you have a milk run to attend to. 3. LEAVE THE ORDER AT THE DOORSTEP IF THE FAMILY DOG ANSWERS THE DOOR. If the family dog answers the door, you may rest assured the transaction will be the most painless of all. Simply retrieve the envelope containing the payment, leave the order on the doorstep and bid the dog good morning. Not only is it polite, it makes the dog happy, and the crazy kid likes it when the dog is happy. If you follow the above rules, you should have a safe and happy milk run. - Moo Moo Corporation" (Chapter 6; Rage of Swords) 'Will tried to not shudder. “How well did you know my father?” he asked, trying to change the subject. She grinned. “Knew him /very/ well three, four times a night if he could afford it. Could give you a demonstration…” Will pressed on. “Did you know him at the same time as he knew Jack?” “Oh, darlin’, your daddy never knew Jack. Though not for want on Jack’s part, so I hear.” “I—what?” Will said, confused. “Jack told me they were good friends.” “They was. Just never got to being more than friendly, see?” Will blinked, trying to make sense of the conversation. More than friendly… “You mean Jack wanted to—to—“ “The word you’re looking for is fuck, dear.” Will cringed. “Yes. But that’s impossible.” “How’s that?” “Well, for one, neither one of them is female.” Delilah let out a snorting, high-pitched laugh. “Oh, son, that’s real cute.” “I wasn’t trying to be /cute/,” Will said crossly. “Oh,” she said, looking at him with wide eyes, “you really don’t know?” “Know what?” She grinned slowly, glancing at Jack, who was currently whispering into the ear of a brunette. “Not my place to say, son.” Her gaze passed appraisingly over Will again. “Not a virgin, are you?” “I don’t see that’s any of your concern!” “I see, I see… eunuch?” "No, I am not a eunuch!” Will hissed. (Certainly Unexpected) Snape was fast approaching critical mass. “I care less than nothing about the abilities of your ‘bodies’ to pass through things, and care even less for excuses. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BAR DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY!!!!!” Nearly Headless Nick was chewing on his fingernails in dismay, “We were Limboing.” (Walking Into Bars) "Your mother and I had sex. She got pregnant with you. Therefore, I am your father," he snipped sarcastically. Harry squinted his eyes and looked at him intently. He cocked his head and asked, "Could you say that while breathing heavily?" Black beetle eyes looked at him scornfully. "Will I do what?" he asked, contempt lacing his voice. "It's not a hard question to answer," Harry replied with a pout. "No, I will not you, insipid little brat," Severus Snape snarled. Harry grumbled aloud, "Luke Skywalker was told dramatically while in the midst of a battle. What do I get? A smirk in the middle of detention."" (Is He My Father?!) “Hey!” Remus exclaimed, pulling away. “How do you know about Mary Magdalene?” Sirius shrugged and lowered his head towards Remus’. “I watched ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at James’ house. I just didn’t understand it till now.” He said nonchalantly." (Remus' Easter Philosophy) "“STUPID - USELESS - MUSTARD - FAMILY!!!!” Moody shrieked, throwing the bottle to the floor and jumping up and down on it repeatedly. “DIEEEEEE!”" (Snippets From the Potterverse) "Dolores Umbridge peered into the every cupboard in her kitchen. There were no centaurs in any of them." (Snippets From the Potterverse) "“DIEEEE!” Bellatrix shrieked, and smashed the big, icky bug with her mallet." (Snippets From the Potterverse) "Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! Harry Beaver: May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! Peter the Heroic. Susan the Just. Edward the Loyal. And Lucy the Dumb Shit. " (Epic Movie) "Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been? "[the guys picking up the dead guy's body "Cindy Campbell: Someone murdered my friends! "Ghost Voice: Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room! "Dwight Hartman: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing? "Father McFeely: Let's pray. "Brenda Meeks[the TV is acting weird and turns on after Brenda turns it off. Finally she unplugs and when it turns on again, it shows a creepy black and white image of Tabitha getting out of a well Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole. "Cindy: Hello? "George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! "The Architect: I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda. " (SM3) "[the phone rings after Cody watches the tape "Architect: My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I. " (SM3) "Tom: Come here! What did you do with Sue? "Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, the country is under attack by aliens. "Oliver: This isn't a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots. " (SM4) "Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son. "Saw Villain: Let the game begin. "Draco Malfoy[addressing Harry, who is disguised as Goyle but still wearing glasses Why are you wearing glasses? "Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? " (HPCOS) "Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it? "Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire. "Tom Marvolo Riddle[Words appear in the diary Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle. "Dumbledore: ...Ah, alas, earwax. " (HPSS ) "Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry? "Seamus Finnigan: Eye of rabbit, heartstring hum, turn this water into rum. |
