Konnichiwa (even though I'm not japanese.)

Call me Mental (ha ha) or Arty. Preferably Arty. I might be mental, but I'm at least partially sane because I know that I'm at least partially insane. If that makes any sense. Alright, on with the profile!

Age: Not telling you, pedophile. (Is that a clue enough?)

Height: Taller than you.

Weight: A question you never want to ask a girl. EVER.

How I Look: Curly brown hair, bright green eyes, tall, and as white as Wonder Bread.

Personality: Insane. But at least partially sane because I know that I'm insane. Or I'm just really whacked up.

Religion: Christian. Not Catholic, Protestant. (I protest a lot. Just kidding.)

Likes: Anime, Manga, and Bishies. They are my life. And art. Eternal or no, it kicks the Universe's butt.

Dislikes: Overly girly animes and mangas, Mary-Sues, Gary-Stues (Especially Charlie Bone).

Sexual Orientation: Straight.

Hobbies: Just about anything to do with the finer arts.

Favorite Books: Phantom of the Opera, Chronicles of Narnia, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Pendragon, Twilight, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Airborn, Dragon Rider, Inkheart/Inkspell, The Uglies, Midnighters, Spiderwick, Prince Ombra, Skullduggery Pleasant. The list never stops, so I'm halting it here.

Favorite Shows/Cartoons:Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Ben 10, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ghost Whisperer, House, Boston Legal, Angel

Favorite Channel: Animax. That pretty much sums up 'Favorite Animes' along with things they don't show like Naruto, Bleach, Hellsing, Hellsing OVA, etc.

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge, Stardust, Narnia, Enchanted, Pan's Labyrinth, Treasure Planet, The Brothers Grimm, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, The Prestige, Labyrinth

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Naruto quiz time! Put your favourite Naruto characters in no order at all.

1. Naruto

2. Sakura

3. Kakashi

4. Shikamaru

5.Orochimaru

6. Kabuto

7. Sasuke

8. Temari

9. Kankurou

10. Gaara

11. Sasori

12. Tobi

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

Er…no. Sasori/Kabuto? Not the best pairing, if you know what I mean.

2)Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No. He’s too…troublesome!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

…that’d be one screwed-up kid. Temari’s temper + Sharingan= DEATH.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well, they’re both medics, and if Kabuto were better, I think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

How ‘bout neither?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

He’d be like “ZOMG! That’s like my great (100x) grandpa you’re kissing! 0_0”

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Errr… Kakashi’s dealt with a jinchuuriki before, but when he’s assigned to protect the infamous Gaara of the Sand, will his gut lead him in the right direction or will he lose someone else precious?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No. God, no.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ancient Comfort

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Considering I have no friends, no. I’m kidding: sure they do.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

No, sadly.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“LOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” lol

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don’t know why, but I’d have to go with Strictly Physical by Monrose

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Ultimate Crack, Yaoi, Lots of Idiocy. Prepare for insanity.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“I know you’re impossibly strong, but are you strong enough to help me put my heart back together?” Yeah, I suck. :P

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

“They are both strong and are good fighters together.” I think. Dunno.

20) How emo is Seven?

About as emo as you can get. This is Sasuke we’re talking about.

Stories

Wilted: A Sakura-centric Oneshot.