Name: Lina

Age: sum where between 10 an 100 ;)

Hometown: ??? (hint: its paradise to me)

What up ppl! Im Lina and this is my account bitches!!! First off let me say that I am totally in LOve with anime an manga ^_^. Secondly I do apologize to anyone who was offened by my language earlier. (Sri I kinda swear when I get excited) And thirdly...SUPRISE!!!! there was no third one ;P.

My Favorite Animes

~Naruto ( Most AWESOME anime ever!)

~Black Bird ( I love Kyo's pervertedness ^_^)

~Full Metal Alchemist ( I luv all the action!!)

~OuranHSHC (Honey-senpai is so cute :3)

~Prince of Tennis ( Im not a big fan of Tennis but cmon the guys r HOT!)

~Fruits Basket (Tohru is so innocent minded)

~Vampire Knight ( Zero is so smexy!)

~xxxHolic (It's so funny when watanuki gets pissed XD)

~Paradise Kiss (..O.o...I honestly have no idea why I lyk this show...but I do.)

My Favorite Pairing for Naruto

~SasuSaku ( cmon bad boy, good girl whats more matched made in heaven)

~NaruSaku (awww cmon u gotta admit their kinda cute together.)

~ KakaSaku ( what?...its kinda interesting)

~SasuNaru ( well opposites do attract)

Instructions; number your twelve favorite naruto characters in order and answer the questions!

1. Sakura
2. Kakashi
3. Sasuke
4. Naruto
5. Itachi
6. Hinata
7. TenTen
8. Temari
9. Deidara
10. Kisame
11 Shizune
12. Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

O.O...no...but I could picture it a fanfic lyk that. [ Hinata & Shizune ]

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
hmmm...i guess so but I think hes more cute than hot. [ Naruto]

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well their kinda brother and sister so i would be kinda weird. [Gaara & Temari]

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I dont even think that their are even fanfics only about him [Deidara]

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[ Kakashi &hinata].friendly couples? not romantic. LOL.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[five; itachi, nine; deidara, ten; kisame] itachixkisame

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[two; Kakashi, seven; TenTen, twelve; Gaara] she would walk out and say 'I could have lived my whole life without seeing that'.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
[three;Sasuke , ten; Kisame] ummm...ummm...damnit! cmon im not good @ summaries _

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
[one; sakura, eight; temari] sure.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
[seven; tenten, twelve; gaara] Are you ready for this?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
[one; sakura, four; naruto] don't hate me, but I support narusaku and I think its cute. But uhm...idk

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[three; Sasuke] yup.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[eleven; shizune] nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
[two; kakashi, four; naruto, five; itachi] yeah, that's gross. this is the most disturbing question ever.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

[ten; Kisame] ITACHI I LOVE U!!!! LOL ;P

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[eight; temari] hmmm...maybe So What by P!nk

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
[one; sakura, six;hinata , twelve; gaara] Who will she choose? the shy friend that has always been by her side or the red headed boy that always seems to catch her eye? Warning Lemons in L8r chapters.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
[two; kakashi, ten;kisame ] ummm i dont like pick up lines...there to chessy

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

[two;kakashi, eight; Temari, eleven; shizune] i think she would faint

20) How emo is Seven?

[seven; TenTen] Shes not emo...she violent.

GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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If you could read that put it in your profile!!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura,Sasuke,Kakashi,Naruto,TenTen,Hinata,Neji,Gaara,Genma,Temari,Kankuro,Kiba,Jiraiya,Tsunade,Shizune

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? sasusaku, kakasaku, sasunaru, naruhina, sakuino,

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I have my perverted moments, so sometimes hentai...but not like hardcore dirty smut.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet. Someday.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Hmm lets see I have a couple of mags, two t-shirts,one Leaf headband and 15 manga books

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Heh, I wish. But not really... I'm not that crazy...yet...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!

9. Which team is your favorite? TEAM 7 RULES!!!!!!!!!!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara. It's been revealed.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup. Been revealed. How could he not be?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He's an ass. But has a cute one. Decisions...probably Pro. If he'd get his head out of afore mentioned ass.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not quite...working on it, though.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not yet...working on it.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD...he's hyper, too.

17. Sub or dub? Well I dont like reading subtitles so i have to got wit dubz

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro. She's gotten better since her 'OMG-Sasuke-is-Sex-God' phase...I think she's grown some balls since then...er, I mean...never mind

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Not partial.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I think Gai is funny...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, probably.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD! YOSH!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke...or Sakura..

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? i wish but im a crappy writer _

27. Do you like lemons? somewhat

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yea but they dont really care for it though

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ALL OF THEM. :D

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Im workin on it ;P

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I was doodling his name on a piece of paper and my classmate was like, "Hey, I've seen that on Cartoon Network!" I was shocked.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I would kick her ass XD

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes. For the worse...I sit in class all day writing. Once I had a great idea and actually yelled out, "YES! NARUHINA FOREVER!" I got in trouble.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I am broke, but not thanks to Naruto. I don't blame him.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious, I admit...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. No way in hell.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I suck at drawing.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yea a couple

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I've never been happier to be declared insane :D

100 Stupid Questions survey
Are you scared of creepy creatures? : Definitely
Are you scared of cockroaches? : Ehhh...only the big ones
Do you get scared in the dark? : Somewhat
What is your favorite day of the week? : Saturday, definitely.
Your dream car : A car that runs on cotton candy! XD
Your dream vacation : I want to go all around the world... with unlimited spending money, especially when I get to Japan...
In your next birth, you would love to be : hmm..i would want to be alittle more smart i guess
In your past birth, you must have been : probably a push over cuz i suck at saying no.
Your favorite pizza topping is : PEPPERONI!!!!
How many kids do you want to have? : O.o next question plz
Last TV channel you watched : MTV
What are you wearing right now? : Why is that important?
What do you wear at night in bed? : ...clothes.
Your favorite toy in childhood : ummm...my teddy bears.
How many teeth do you have? : ummm idk too lazy to count
When did you last visit the dentist? : hahaha... you're funny.
Which toothpaste do you use? : Colgate.
Your preferred toilet paper brand : what kind of question is that O.o
Three things you can't live without : Music,Internet and Manga
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be : a really hot guy lol
Your dream celebrity date : eh...
Do you believe in aliens? : Kinda..not really.
Do you believe in ghosts and such? : Ummm sure.
Favorite cocktail : No alcohol-y for the minor-y.
Favorite fruit : Mango ^_^
Favorite flower : i know this sounds cheesy but it's a rose
Have you puked at a party? : No.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your : Neck.
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? : Yeah.
Do you cry easily? : sadly...yes
Do you swear a lot? : No of course not im a little angle ^_^ (lies)
Favorite body part in the opposite sex : Hair
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone : I don't have to use pickup lines...
Corniest pickup line someone used on you : No one picks me up...
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : Oh boy, yeah.
The food you hate to eat : Anything yucky.
Your favorite breakfast cereal : Lucky Charms All the way baby!
Do you have any pets? : Nope TT-TT
If yes, describe your pets : N/A
Which is your favorite holiday? : CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? : No way.

Ever been in a car accident: Nope.
The boy band you secretly listen to : Big Time Rush
The body part you would love to get pierced : ears... again.
When did you last diet to lose weight? : hahaha... you crack me up.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? : Try to drag my sorry ass out of bed, but then fail so i just go back to sleep ;P
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? : hehehehe...
Are you in love with someone these days? : Not really anymore.
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : Can't I have my cake and eat it too?
Has anyone slapped you on the face? : Yeah, and she got her ass whooped.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : Black...
Which is your favorite underwear brand? : How the hell should I know, they go on my ass, not my head!!!
What is your favorite denim brand? : Eh...
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be : No one I like.
Your first cell phone was : A Motoral Razor

Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : Text.
Are you a sensitive person? : Yes sum times.
Would you go for a one night stand? : Are you offering?
The romantic movie you like most : I like lots.
The action movie you like most : Live Free Die Hard

Do you believe in heaven and hell? : That depends.
Which is your most memorable trip with friends? : ...

Which newspaper do you read daily? : who the hell still reads the news paper
The magazines you like to read :...
Do you have a best friend in school? : No...I have BestfriendS
Which email service do you use most? : MSN
Have you ever walked to save money? : No.
Where do you shop for clothes? : Wherever.
What's your pocket money? : Not a lot.

Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : Yeah my best friend Sia.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? : It's kinda fun
If yes, do you have too much free time? : Sometimes too much, sometimes not enough.
One memory you wish you could erase : Can't tell you that.
Any sport, you are really good at : im pretty good @ volleyball and football.
In your purse, you keep a photo of : i dont keep photos in my purse.

Do you take any medicine daily? : No.
Have you ever lied about your age? : I'll be honest yes
The last country you visited : ummm none
Do you need music while you are studying? : YES!

A song you love : I love music in general.
Any little kiddie song you still remember : Ring around the rosie

Habits you hate in others : tappin their fingers on the table alot...its so irking _

On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? : Egh.
One habit of yours, you wish you could change? : biting my nails
Do you brush twice a day? : yea
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? : 15 mins...may be 20 at max.
Are you a day person or a night person? : Definitely not morning.
Your favorite cartoon character : I gots lots.
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? : yes...no...maybe so
Any word or sentence you repeat often : I knw this sounds stupid but its the word 'ready' and 'chocolate milk!'
Describe your computer monitor : Clear, alittle dusty and bright
One book you are dying to read : Dead is So Last Year
Three movies you are dying to see : Horrible Bosses,Bad Teacher and Winnie the pooh (hey dont judge me, everybody loves winnie the pooh)
One music album you are dying to hear : I just listen to different songs, not albums.
How much time did you take to complete this survey? : I wasted 20 minutes of my life.

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

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~Akatsuki Emoticons~

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.- Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu

I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is. -- Repost this if you agree with it.

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'FRIENDS' AND 'BESTIES!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

WOMEN'S VOCABULARY

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Property of 'mackenzie2388'; I just sorta stole it with permission! XP

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!!!

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" jackass, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever

...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,

and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

I want the kind of boy who I can run up to with tears streaming down my face, hair a mess, make-up smeared and the first thing he says is "Who's ass am I kicking?" or better yet, "You look beautiful."

Growing up sucks and not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all fits together perfectly and its incredible. Its those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that makes growing up worth it and you know it'll all be ok.

Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons and evil warlocks are real, but because they tell us that they can be defeated.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this