If you are of the few, the meek, and the outnumbered people who don't use these damn imitation of a chain letter; don't copy this to your profile, thank you!!

Statement: I know their are fans out there of my story common senses, though there are many, I myself are unhappy with the story, it was going no where, if anyone has a way to actually make plot in it without drastically changing the characters, please tell me. I am very happy with resangan no naruto, it does have a story a planned from the beginning. I got a computer virus that severely messed up my computer, I am reviewing my stories to not make any mistakes.

sex: yes please. (male, though from the overly used comedic answer you could probably guess that.)

Height: Too ashamed to tell. Lets just say that I played gimli in a lord of the rings play.

Name: not telling

Nick name: Evaneezer (I was grumpy one time so someone called me that, it stuck.)

Last name: Not telling, just go with scrooge

Dislikes: Badly written stories, bad jokes, or an atempt at doing a comedy and failing. (Not counting me. If you need an example of bad comedy, read family circus)

Likes: Fire, writing, fighting, rhyming, (need to work on my timing).

I like othar anime's such as: Naruto, Inuyasha, 3x3 eyes, Rurouni Kenshin, Avatar and wolfs rain.

I don't like flames. (Although I like fire, kind of a contradiction) Actually scratch that i bet i can come up with a better insult than any of your doomed feeble minds can.

Most stories on my favorite's list are at least fifteen thousand words and above. (Except real good ones, so if you see any below that read them!)

I am also open to suggestions. (I take anonymous, and helpful criticism.)

I like halo (3)

I have one akatsuki fic, one mostly normal fic, and one where Naruto has a new fighting style I guess someone is free to continue off village hidden in the red clouds, if they do, and it's good, then I'll make a link to it.

My main fic is Common senses but I work on others, you may continue off of a story, if I leave a note in the summary saying you can. (like above)

I am only going to do Naruto fics, I might do an inuyasha one though, or a cross.

(Right now I have third degree writers block, so it might be a long time, I just have too many thoughts to sort out on my common senses story.)

Chapter five of common senses is coming to a site near you soon! (But just like the PS3's release date, it will be delayed several times.)

People who have Neji x Hinata parings will be flamed, becuase only odd (Alabama and Texas) people marry their cousins. Also Naruto x Hanabi, unless their older when age doesn't matter as much, Imagine a teenager dating someone in the fourth grade. . . Yeah exactlty, disturbing. So sorry to break it to you, really gomen nasai, but. . .

NO NARUTO X TENTEN! SHE'S A FILLER CHARACTER WITH ALMOST NO PERSONALITY SHOWN IN THE SHOW! MIGHT AS WELL JUST MAKE NARUTO GO AN OC! There, I said it, and I'm proud. Naruto x Temari is okay, because she has a personality to her, rude, crass, whats not to like?

Some famous funny bad guy quotes, Taken from: The bad guys quote book:

( I don't own any of these, all I own is my little cardboard box. . . And this computer.)

"Other people talk about the overpopulation problem. At least I'm doing something about it."

- accused murderer (reported from the tombs by Joe Schnkman, artist)

"Grab 'em by the nose, and kick 'em in the pants!"

- General patton

"My philosophy is: Don't think."

- Charles manson

"Never trust an automatic pistol, or a D.A.'s deal."

- John Dillinger

"You can imagine my embarassment when I killed the wrong guy."

- Joe Valachi

"I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. I asked to obtain her blessing, and at once I commenced the career of a robber."

- Tiburcio Vasquez, calafornian outlaw

"My father was a saint, I'm not."

- Indira Gandhi

"I love treason, but hate a traitor."

- Julius Ceaser

"I have spent lots of time searching through the bible for loopholes."

- W.C. Feilds

Compiled by Robert Singer