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I'm a girl - duhh hence the EvilfanGIRL

Height: 5' something...

Weight: idk...why do you wanto to know??

I have brown hair and eyes. I have slightly taned skin.

I live - Somewhere? ( trys to figure out wich way is north on a map )

Fav anime character- Uchiha Sasuke ( no im not a fangirl (tho my name can be misleading...))

I LOVE...

TV-

Naruto, Zach Bell, One Peice,Bleach, Sailor Moon ( its SO cheesy that its actualy funny) Inu-Yasha, Whos Line Is It Anyway, Americn Idol, Heros!!,mind control w/ deron brown, What Not To Wear, and more but I dont fell like telling you all of them.

Movies-

DISTURBIA!!THE MIST!! Rush Hr 3!!1That is the BEST movie EVER!!Mont Pithon and the Holty Grail, Spaceballs, Harry Potter series, Pirets of the Caribien; Mell Gibbs moviesThe Bourn (sp?) movies , Live free die hard, basicly anything w/ explosions and actionand horroror, comedy

Books-

Harry Potter, Naruto, Zach Bell, One Peice, David and Leith Eddings, Inu Yasha, Bleach and MUCH MORE I LOVE Fantasy and MANGA BOOKS!!

OTHER STUFF-

I have a lot of friends I do have a life! I move aruound allot. I am American. I love music,and I am realy RANDOM...PEANUTBUTTER :D!!

Anime/Manga-

Naruto(of corse), Fruits Basket,One Peice, Zatch Bell, Death Note, ect.

Music-

LINKIN PARK!! MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH!! PAPA ROACH!!H.I.M ( His infernal Majesty)!! Fort Minor!!Ra!! Trust Company Story of the year, Good Charlotte, Trapt THREE DAYS GRACE!! EVANECENCE! System Of a Down Adema, Bon Jovi, Green Day, Rammstine( It's German ROX... I can't understand them! TT.TT)

Quotes!

Quack - me

I am BATMAN - friend

YOUTH!- friend quoting Rock Lee

I am a duck - me ( im a randome idiot)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. - Tshirt

Gone crazzy be back soon. - Tshirt

La, La, La, I cant hear you. - Tshirt

I've stoped listening why have'nt you stoped talking? - Tshirt

Trouble, it finds me - Tshirt

Belive it! - Naruto

No dip Sherloc - ?

I love only myself... - Gaara

Foolish little brother... Why are you so weak? - Itachi

Uniforms would make us look like zombies with no lives - some guy at school

I'm with stupid - Tshirt ( it has an arow that is supost to point to someone)

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away - Tshirt

I am wise yet I am clumsy - friend

A boat is a whole in the water that you poor money into - ?

I'm anoying the world one person at a time - Tshirt

Crazzy glue, ducktape and Gaara keep the universe together - ?

Power to the spazes - Friend

Therapy was invented for a reason - brother

It's not enougrh to succed..others must fail - TV

I 'm not phycho i'm just crazy... - me

Let's party like dracula - TV

I dont need you to tell me that I suck ... I already know that - friends fan fic

No one is born compleatly sain - cousain

I am not EMO...maby a little shiffty eyes - me

My parants taught me how to walk and talk now all that they want me to do is sit down and be quiet - Tshirt

Whats up my home skilet buisket?? - TV

I belive in everything but politics - brother

The world is coming to an end.. politics actualy makes sence now! - brother

( In a singsong voice ) Deck the halls with gasoine... light a match and wach it gleem... - brother

Ask me no questions I tell you no lies - ?

Why are you so weak... because you lack... WAFFLECRISP! - Itachi in a comic strip

PEACOCK! - me

Join the dark side... we have cookies :D- ?

( Im a singsong voice ) I like to ate ate ate Apples and bynonos - friend ( DONT ask )

COOKIES!! - Gaara in a lot of fanfics

I AM NOT OLD - Kakashi in a lot of fanfics ( He is NOT old people hes only 26 )

Nationwide in on you're side - Nationwide comercial XD

When life is terable... Gaara will make it WORSE! - brother

A wise man once said... ask a girl - Tshirt

Why settle with winning when you can concer? - brother

The devil sold it's soul to Gaara - fan fic (called -Gaara facts )

Eat your muffins JONEY! EAT YOUR MUFFINS!!- my friend was quoting some movie

I'm a person of limeted interest - tv/movie

I'm a ...PENGUIN!! - me ( I was yelling that yesterday when i sapzed out

Hold on; My train of thought just hit a cow - Tshirt

I like to wave as thouse moments pass by - ?

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefor study to be evil. -?

You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you. -T-shirt

I reject your reality and substite my own! -Adam (mythbusters)

I just had one of those what the hell that we doing moments -Adam (mythbusters)

Once a boy gave a girl a dozen roses, one was fake. He said I'll love you until the last rose dies.- ?

Are you just going to stand ther like a lemon?- Fable video game.

Holly fudge monkeys! -?

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!! - ?

I will never die, this is because Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I will take over."-?

Lets get some shoes -music video

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, i think guns help. I mean, if you stood there asnd yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people. -?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amout of explosives.-?

People are alot like slinkies; basically useless but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs.-?

Don't make me angry; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. -?

Sometimes people build walls not to keep other people away but to see who cares enough to tear them down. -?

People say i have a short attention span they just don't understand HEY LOOK! A CHICKEN!! -T-shirt.

You stole my obseasion...TT.TT - ?

I can hear mimes... - . ?

If I had to choose between saving you or saving my ipod from a volcano, I would miss you very much - ?

Oh don't worry he fended her off with a spork. - ?

To save time, let’s just say I know everything. - ?

I do not have time to listen to you'r hair problems!-?

Have you seen a blond kid with a stupid face whose around my age and a man with white hair? -Uchiha Sasuke

The pain of being alone... is completely out of this world, isn't it? (lifts up head, with tears in eyes) I don't know why... but I understand your feelings so much, it actually hurts." -Uzumaki Naruto

I just can't help my awesome-ness-?

I'm full of fiery awesome-ness and you know it. -?

Remember, only by treating everyone with dignity and respect can we maintain the element of surprise for that inevitable day when we wipe our enemies from the face of the Earth.-?

Mankind is working so hard to find new ways to be lazy.-?

Why would I want to be normal? Being insane is far more entertaining-?

You know what? Earth sucks! I’m going home. -?

Smile. Tomorrow will be worse. -?

I don’t hate all boys. I haven’t met all the boys in the world yet -?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity-?

What shall we do? Kick him awake? -?

I’m not JUST a psycho. I’m psychotically psychotic in a psychotic way that only a psycho can psychotically comprehend. Idiot. Are you psychotic or something? -?

Are you telling me you’re attracted to a disembodied set of eyeballs? -?(Me: shifty eyes mabey...)

I hope there is an afterlife so I can waste that too. -?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -?

If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry. If you jump out a window… I will laugh. -?

A question that sometimes drives me crazy: am I, or are the others crazy? -? ( me: So true)

I came, I saw, I ate you in your sleep.- ?(me; :D)

If at first you don’t succeed. Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie -?

The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread!! -? ( ME; 8D)

I defy you! Come and kneel before the allmighty Kakashi!-?

I stand for throuth justice and the Beatels haircutt! - NAruto the Abridged (on Youtube)

IM BEING CHASED BY CRAZY SPANIARDS!! - Video game my friend told me about ( don't ask )

Use your anger for evil not good... that didn't come out right - me

Do you know the mufin man the muffin man the muffin man? Do you know the muffin man... - I started singing this when I was eating a muffin ( Hee Hee muffin good)

Shut up you're such a pencil - friend ( 8D )

I am the shadow in the dark... I ... am ... BATMAN!! - me

I only fear the voices in my head... AHHHHH THEIR BACK!! - me

Respect me... I have cookies - me

You talk to me... I yell at you. - me

Don't worry I wont be SO bad... just TERABLE! - me

Don't trust me if you want to keep you're sanity - me

Bow down to Emo Queen! - Friend ( they ALL call me Emo Queen... It's fun to have people bow to me. So BOW DOWN!)

If you truly want to protect someone, you must make them strong enough to protect themselves. -?

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? ...Like a coma. -?

Never kick a man when he’s down, unless you’re sure he won’t get up. -?

They're coming to take me away Ha ha
They're comming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, Ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And i'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaaa - friend e-mailed this to me

Its all fun and games until someone gets punched THEN IT EVEN FUNNIER! -?

Just when i think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. -?

I've got a lovely bunch of emo kids. . . -The song goes on and on; friend to the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

I do not discrimate; i hate everyon -Tshirt

He can't be a ganstar because- he's just to white and nerdy. . . - me talking about one of my friends crushes

Oh my gosh! I'm like having an anxiety atack cuz I didn't take my medication - someone on American Idol ( -_- )

Here come the men in black... whith their funky SISTERS. - what my brother thought they said in the Men in Black theam song

I listen to the voices in my head... they have some very good ideas - ?

Me, Simon Cowl (sp? The guy in American Idol ) and Sasuke will rule the world!! - me (8D)

Ladies dig the chest hair... that's why they hate me - my brother ( it was SO funny when he said that!)

There are lepricons in my head - someone in my school

Call me back or else I will hunt. you. down - ?

Don't worry guys were all gonna have to die somtime-?

NO ONE BETTER STEAL THIS IDEA OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!! - ?

Oh My Gawd!!...The rains wet!! - ?

(To Neji) Quote Arnold Schwarzenegger and call him a “Girly Man” - ?

YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNNY!!YOU ALL LOOK LIKE BUNNIES!! - ?

pwease with a cherry on top? and sprinkels? and whipped cream?...and turtles? -?

awww...Look at the midgety third graders!! -?

It's ESKIMO BOY!! RUN FOR THE HIGH HILLS!!"- ?

I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet-?

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.-?

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!-?(me:D)

I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.-?

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. -?

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. -?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... Hate me cuz I stole your boyfriend - ?

Bad guy fall down go BOOM - ? ( :D)

What? You say that im being a mean and nasty bitch?...That my words hurt you? Pfft! Dont act like you dont like the abuse. You are a sadomastichists at heart.How i know you ask? Maybe it because im in the same room as you fool!...DIE! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!' -? ( I dont realy get this...)

beautiful girl you say? cause all i see is a U-G-L-Y prep - ?

...ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WANT TO RULE THE WORLDS!MAWHAHAHAHAHAAAA! - ?

IT WILL! IT WILL I TELLZ YOU! IT WILL WHENI RULE THE WORLDS...MAWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA-?

I am NOT retarted! IM MENTAL! GET it RIGHT THERES A DIFFERENCE! -?

HOLY KOOLADE -?( loVE SAYING THAT!!)

dragons like to make thing go boom -?

yesssssssssssssssss fear me raahhhhhh' - ? ( RAAAAAAAR!!)

It's a good thing you can't read my mind ...-?

I'm smiling...that alone should scare you-?

Dont interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!!-?

I'm just one big f#&ing ray of sunshine, aren't I?-?

Oh crap, your going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?-?

-in a sing song voice- I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it- Jack Sparrow from POTC 2. gotta love him and his constant drunken appearence

Beware flying chairs." "What?" SMACK!-?

I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy -?

Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away?...damn time for plan B-?

Don't touch my dirt!!- Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 2

I saw this amazing Chinese resurant run by a Greek man-?

If your walking on thin ice, you might as well dance-?

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem-?

I hate my teacher! First she said 5+5 equals 10, the 4+6, then 7+3! Why cant she make up her mind?-?

I shall call him squishy, he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy - Finding Nemo movie

Ok, wait. If Gaara hates everyone, and kills everyone, why does he have a kenji that means love? that HYPOCRITE!-?( Gaara ROX)

If this is a Canadian flag, why does the tag say 'Made in China'?-?

But...what about the Rum? -Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribian.

Mooom, have you been reading those parenting books again??-?

By George I think I've got it!!-?

The homicidel 6th graders want to kill me! - Friend ( they did try to kill us...but now there homicidal 7th graders...)

They'll crumbel in my chubby little hands! - someone from American Idol

You suck... no offence- me and my friend

If you can understand that... I appaud you - me

You make me write all thouse little hearts on my paper - ?

I never looes... I just choes not to win - Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

I have a BAD concience... It's telling me' get a jackhammer' - me

Do what I say or else... you have to ... watch EDUCATIONAL TELOVISION! - me

Every girl want to be able to run up to a guy in sweats with makeup running down their fave and have them say " You're beautifule" and mean it - ?

Aww! I was getting my groove on - me when someone turns off music

When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolite-?

But why is the rum gone?!- Jack Sparrow ( Pirets of the Caribian)

Dear Die-ary, today I learned, that on the inside, I'm pretty fuckin' ugly-?

You can only move as fast as who's in front of you-?

I have the kind of friends that get hit by parked cars-?

Don't have a spazz attack if I suddenly disappear ( ninja's talking) -?

Oi! It stole me plushie! I want it back! - ?

Yay! Throw things! I'll help ! -?

Shut up. Someone smarter then you should do the talking.-?

Now leave me alone before I eat your face -?

You miss having spooky voices talking to you!?-?

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse - ? SO funny though!! ( NO OFFENCE TO GAY PEPOLE)

What is that? You don’t have a million dollars for shipping? Then how are you going to get the million dollars you won?-?

The great savior has come! What is your name? -Randome guy

I am youre name - you

All hope is lost - randome guy -.-.-brother

May alll things insane and of sugar be with you - ?

My name is Orvill, I have 2 fish and i like licking sand off my toes - Friend

I'll go midevil on youre hinny - Wierd Al video

Stop looking like a stuffed hamster alredy!! - ?

The Incas were high on chocolate - Mom

Love will protect you no matter how cheassy it sounds!!11 - ?

stupid people give the world spice - ?

Right now i am curently on a quest for the inventor of the rubber chicken - ?

I was dreaming about 'black' untill you woke me up - ? ( Sounds like something I would say - I'm not a morning person)

She said rubbing her imageonary beard - ? ( Yes I have a imagionary goty ( Sp?))

I have to expres my true feelings...I have a bruse on my hand and it hurts when I poke it - friend ( When she was talking to her cough Boyfriend)

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder whaty your up to." -?

"Procrastinate now, donty put it off." -T-shirt

"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize." -?

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." -?

"Ok, so whats the speed of dark?" -?

"I intend to live forever-- so far so good." -?

"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?" -?

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." -?

"If you cant fix it with duct tape you haven't used enought." -?

When the going gets tought, the tough wear helmets." -?

"Silence is golden, but music is priceless." -?

I do whatever my ride crispies tell me to." -?

"Roses are red, violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER, the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head." -?

"Silence is golden, so why dont i get payed for being quiet, you should be rich enough by now." - friend

"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." -? (true)

"I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory." -?

There are two types of pedestrians: quick and dead." -bumpersticker

When they put unknown at the end of a quote that probably means that they dont know hpw to spell anonymous. -Unknown XD

They say the truth will set you free, but then why is it that whenever i tell the truth i get sent to my room? -?

I know how to keep an idiot busy (look on back of shirt)” and On the back it said “I know how to keep an idiot busy (look on front of shirt)-Tshirt

And you think she has secrets,” on the back it said “Check out this smile!”-Tshirt

I will shave off you're mustach - some guy at school

I want an Evil lobster - friend

Hi, my name is Orvill. I have 2 fish and i like licking sand off my toes - friend

I'm a crazy rock - friend

We're following the stalkers - friend

Lets sing the EMO song -friend

Im not failling...im just bellow average - some guy at school

Unicorns are better than Spageti - dan.com

My mom only picks me up when their is a disaster...like it's raining - me

Kisame is from FINland! - me ( he IS a fish im telling you!)

I have to express my true feelings...I have a bruse and it hurts when i poke it - friend

I brush my teeth everyday 'up and down, up and down' - friend

Sliced bread was invented in 1928 - web sight ( it's true)

YOu're the one that looks like 'Daffy Duck' - friend

Spongbob is a hommicidal maniac - me

Who much does Jesus cost? - Caelie You can not buy Jesus - Hailey

Lets sing the penutbutter song!...Penutbutter, penutbutter, penutbutter, penuttbutter - me and my friend

AN EMO fish - friend

We're a bunch of crazy crackers - friend

Elivator music...OH YEAH - me

I think that noodel went up my noes...cuz i can feel something tingely in my noes - friend

Bobby Bannana - their was a sticker on a bannana that said Bobby Bannana

I blow bubels in my ramen - friend ...dont ask

I shall eat my ramen like a duck - me and my friend

im a tumer im a tumer im a tumer - ?

i like trafic lights i like traficl ights - ?

PLYWOOD - ?

LArry the LEprocon has to find his pot of gold with the help of his friends Charly the Unicorn and Aberhan Lincon - (O.o.) ME!

i ran into the stop sign - friend ( it's true)

Isnt it ironic...we just came out of a horroe movie and we cant stop laughing - me to friend ( seriously when we came out of the movie DISTERBIA we Keept on laughing)

Skirt girl - friend ITS A DRESS!! - me ( Today on the first day that ive ever worn a dress to middle school)

im a plastic cow - friend

in an evil bannana - me

apperently...im a marshmellow head... - friend

Tom tommato - some guy at school

Im a cooio Willy wonka hat - me...dont ask

like the time that we tried to eat the guy in the hotdog costume - ScobbyDoo 2 ( it sounds like me)

does you're hair deffy gravity? - to many people to say ( like the anime charicters)

bad grandma...dont eat the cat - ScobbyDoo2

We have the car because of Fred Flinstone - some guy at school

who gives a flying pickle? - friend

learning is EMO - me...i dont realy like school

what is the meaning of this poem? - teacher That life sux - some kid ( the poem was kind of emo)

heres my plan of action if there is a disaster...i screem and run around in circles - me

"so easy a caveman could do it'' ...thats way beyond my skill level - me

flote like a butterfly sting like a bee - ? ( butterfly fly away home...yeah i DO need a life XD)

my friends are mental...but they dont have it as bad as i do - me (true true)

Sasuke, Neji, and Tobi all get out of the car at the beach, Neji yells, "Hey Tobi, go get the football!" Tobi begins wandering away from the group and something shiny catches his eye in the sand. Tobi strolls over and picks up a completely unwrapped package of Mentos, the Mentos theme song begins to play as he holds it in his hands. "AHH!" Tobi freaks out and drops the Mentos pack, startled. He bends back down and picks it up again with a dumbass smile on his face listening to the song. Neji leaps from nowhere, tackling Tobi into the sand. (keep in mind whenever the Mentos are dropped, the song stops). Tobi yells, "Those are mine!" and the song plays again as he sprints away. Sasuke then lunges from a hidden sand pit, grabbing his feet and tripping him. "YES!" (the song stopped as Neji dropped them). He tries to make a run back towards Tobi, but gets sucker-punched and drops the Mentos. Tobi goes, "YES!" and tries to escape, but gets drop-kicked by Gaara who just came out of nowhere. Gaara holds up the package, going "YES! They're finally mine!!" But, the song is not playing. He looks down and realizes they're all gone. Crying, he sings the Mentos song, trying to start it back up.-? (XP poor Gaara)

Clevery disguised as a responsiable adult.'" -bumper sticker

"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to." -?

"Fight crime, shoot back." -?

"You say phyco like it's a bad thing." -?

"Normal people worry me" ?

"Anger is one letter short of danger." -?

"If you die i'll kill you!" -?

Is Tuna really chicken?" -Jessica Smpson after reading "Tuna, chicken of the sea."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote that probably means that they dont know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown XD

"They misunderestimate me!" -George W Bush (Gee i wonder why. . . )

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose" -?

"The whole words going down to hell and i'm driving the bus." -?

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo strait!" -?

"Suburbia- where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them." -?

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that woman there is another man looking at her butt." -?

"God made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls could flirt!" -?

"Guys are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not so bright." -?

"I am nobody, nobody is perfect." -?

Why are roses the flowers of love when they always die?" -?

"Dont get your knickers in a knot, nothing is solved and it makes you walk funny." -Katherine Carpenter

"The more i get to know men the more i like cats." -?

"Silence is golden, so why dont i get payed for being quiet, you should be rich enough by now." -Mary

"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." -? (true)

"I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory." -?

"Watch out for te idiot behind me." -bumper sticker

Sakura i am going to say to you what Naruto fans have always drempt of sayting to you: Shut the hell up you fuz bag..." -Sasuke on Naruto the Abridged series (Look for it on youtube)

. "Mary's brain is represented by the dot in this box (draws emprty box)"-My english teacher (If u dont get it i'm worried)

Una hamborguesa comen mis amigas." -Me. In Spanish. Translation: A hamburger ate my friends.

In a primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground and tells it was called witchcraft. Today in a civilized society it is called golf." -?

"When i was kidnapped my parents jumped into action: They rented out my room." -Woody Allen.

Man ionvented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin.

Angels take away other peoples greifs, but who takes away theres?" -?

"You ask me whats wrong: I say nothing. Then i turn away and say: 'Everything.'" -?

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." -?

"Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing that you've ever felt." -?

"It doesn't hurt to dream, but it hurt's to wake up." -?

I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." -J.R.R. Tolkein

A patriot wraps himself around the flag to defend it; a scoundrel wraps it around himself to defend himself." -?

"Good judgement comes from bad experiences which come from bad judgement." -?

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they want to say something." -?

"When you teach your son, you are teaching your son's son." -?

The BOLONI of justice - friend

I'm a big pottato w/ bacon and cheese - brother

If we dont both survive this,we wont have each other to beet up later. - Bleach

He was as cool as a cucumber - ?

Passion will make you crazy...but is there anyother way to live? -?

I do not control the speed in whith lobsteres die! - Drake & Josh ( TV)

shikaku is a drunk beaver - brother

life may suck but the alternitive is unacseptable - some guy from Deadeliest Catch

I am always late to the office; i make up for it by leaving early every day." -Charles Lamb

"In the first place God made idiots for practice; then he made school boards" -Mark Twain

"Allways forgive your enemys; Nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wildie

"I told my phycyatrist that everyone hates me; he said 'Nonsense, not everyone has met you yet.'" -Rodney Dangerfield

"Then pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with." -Marty Feldman

"I am desperatly trying to figure out why Kamakaze pilots wore helments. . ." -Dave Edison

"Now they show you how detergents take out blood stains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe the laundry isn't your problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." -Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask 'Where have i got wrong?' Then a voice says to me 'This is going to take more than one night' -Charlie Brown

"Everyday i get up and i look through Forbes list of the richest people in America. If i'm not there, i go to work." -Robery Orben

"Have no fear of perfection-- you'll never reach it." -Salvador Dali

"He has decided to live forever or die in the attempt: -Joseph Heller

"This is 10 percent luck; 20 percent skill; 15 perfcent concentrated power of will; 5 percent pleasure; 15 percent pain and 100 percent reason to remember the name," -Fort Minor's 'Remember the Name lyrics' (:D)

"If your not living life on the edge your taking up too much room" -?

"If at first you dont sucede then skydiving isn't for you." -?

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10 or something." -Dennis Rodman, NBA basketball player (Yeah and some people think that he is their role model . )

"It is white" -George W Bush when asked by a student in London "what is the white house"?

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be up watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel

"I can resist everything but temptation." -Oscar Wildie

"Man ionvented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin.

"I am Nate! I throw fireballs out of me eyes and lightning bolts out of my arse!!": -friends camp councler.

Live so that your friends can protect you but never have to." -Arnold H. Glasgow.

"Lord, defend me from my friends for i can account for my enemys." -Charles D'Hericault

"Angels take away other peoples greifs, but who takes away theres?" -?

"You ask me whats wrong: I say nothing. Then i turn away and say: 'Everything.'" -?

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." -?

"Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing that you've ever felt." -?

"It doesn't hurt to dream, but it hurt's to wake up." -?

"Fire; wonderful to be heated by horrible to be burned by." -Mary

"Water; great to be bathed in awful to be drowned by." -Mary

I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." -J.R.R. Tolkein

"Defend me, God, from mysef." -Spanish Proverb

"A patriot wraps himself around the flag to defend it; a scoundrel wraps it around himself to defend himself." -?

"Good judgement comes from bad experiences which come from bad judgement." -?

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they want to say something." -?

"When you teach your son, you are teaching your son's son." -?

lets hold hands while we listen to EMO music - brother

dont worry mom ill be a good little girl and listen to my EMO music - me ( i actualy said that to my mom)

when i eat miso pout i turn into a pig, when i drink soda i get hyper, when i drink water i turn invisable - friend

Itachi and the Akatuki are all gangstaaas - me

if its worth doing...its worth over doing - mythbusters

did somebnody order any exploding pants? - mythbusters

am i missing an eyebrow? - Adam/mythbusters

YOSH! Tis youthful! - me

you can live with the consequenses, or die with them - tv

bubcus - Jamy/Mythbusters

un hamburgesa comes mis amigas - ma and my friends(translation a hamburger ate myfriends)

Why? Cuz im EMO thats why - me XD

squew the ruels im a ninja - brother (too true)

we are ninja ninjasninjas of the night! - you tube video

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! - me and my friend when we saw this dood dressed as a ninjafor halloween

...CHOWDER!! - me...being the randome idiot that i am

my name is Paco and i like tacos - me

exploding pants - mtythbusters Xp

It. is.SUPAFLY - me i just made it up and its stuck with me...

coolio hat - the actual name of the hatts that the akatsuki wears

i buind the in holly macoroni - me

love gives peopple the power to break you - ??

these viollent delights have violent ends. And their triumph dies, like fire and powder, wich, as they kiss, consume - Romeo and Juliet act II scene VI

Q: How many blonds dpes it take to screw in a light bulb? A; Two, on eto hold the light bulb nad one to spin the lader around. XD

and thats why episode 25 and 26 never happened- friend ( dont ask)

historians are like deaf people who keep answering questions that no one asks - ?

Death is lifes way of saying "you're fired. Suicide is your way of saying I quit- ?

The hardest part about walking away , is knowing that you wont run after me-?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOwever the roses are wilting, the violets are daed, the sugar bowl is empty and my wrist are stained red - ? ( EMO... I like it .)

I never stoped loving you, I just stoped letting it show-?

This is not a kiss goodbye, it is just a kiss before you die, take my hand and close your eyes- ?

If life is so fair, why does a rose have thorns-?

I've got my finger on the triger and your tha only thing thats standing in my way-?

When you dont have anyone there is no one to say goodbye, you dont have to waight for someone to make you laugh of make you cry-?

They say "Dont be selfish and hurt others", but is it ok to hurt myself?- ?

Sometimes I wish I could fast forward tosee it was even worthi it-?

I know what it feels like to want to die, how it hurts to smile. HOw it hurts to try to fit in but cant. HOw you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill thi thing on the inside - ?

Quotes from movies-

Take this jar of dirt - crazy lady

And HOW will this DIRT help me? - Jack

Do u want the dirt or not? - crazy lady

MY dirt - Jack -.-.-Pirets Or The Carabean

Will someone please shoot them? - guy 1

What does it look like were doing? - guy 2

Missing. -guy 1 -.-.-Spaceballs

This is youre dig... pump it - Totaly Awsome ( that's the movies name)

We are the knites that say 'kneek' and we want a shrubery - Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail

Greatings knites that untill recently said ' kneek' - Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail

What is your full name? - priest

Barfalimule- Barf

Are you getting married?- Priest

No. - Barf

Then get over there. - Priest -.-.- Spaceballs

May the Shwarts be with you. - Spaceballs

Death can not stop love... all it can do is delay it for a while - Princes Bride

Hasta lavista... Baby - Terminator

Say hello to my little friend - ?

Stupid fat hobitses - LOrd of the Rings

They ruins it - Lord of the Rings

OoOoOoOoOSongs OoOoOoOoO

If all the rain dropps were lemmon drops and gum dropps.Oh what a rain that would be - now imagin Cloud from KIngdom Hearts singing that

row row row your boat

gentely down the streem.

Throw Robert( friends stupid brother) overboard

and listen to him screem.

5 days later

he'll be swimmin down the delawere.

Chewin on his underwear.

Wish he had another pair

.10 days later he'll be eaten by a poller bear

and that's hot the poller bear died - my friend made that uo about her brother

My pokemon cards bring all the nerds to the yard

and there like...do u want to trade cards?

Damn right ,I want to trade cards.

I will beet u ..because I have Charizard(sp?) - XD

Words that I found out how to say in Japanes!!

hate - kirai, daikirai, ken'o

death - oujou, takai, sendo

dragon - doragon

deamon - akki

love - aikou, koi, suki

fire - kasai, kaji, kaki, kasai

black - kuro, kuroi

blood - chishio, ketsueki

darkness - yami, ankooku, kuragari

sand - sabure, sando, suna

dead - deddo, nai

night - yabun, yoru, naito

moon - getsuei, mu-n, hisakata, shichiyou, tsuki

solar - taiyou

flames - hinote, hisaki

sunset - yuuyake, hinori, iriai, banshou, nichibotsu

midnight - mayonaka, yoruyonaka, hanshou, juuniji, shooushi

full moon - mangetsu, mochidzuki

new moon - mikadzuki

panther - kuohyou

( Yeah I know that theis words are EMO but I looked them up for a story... thank you online dictionaries )

Naruto Parings -

I LUV -

Gaara X Oc

Sasuke X Oc

Tenten X Neji

Hinata X Naruto

Shika X Temari

Shika X Ino

Kakashi X Anko

Kakashi X Kurenai

OK parings -

Sasuke X Sakura

Rock Lee X Oc (haven't read many Lee stories )

I HATE -

Gaara X anyone other than an OC with the exeption of some stories :)

Sasuke X with anyone other than an OC or Sakura

Hinata X anyone other than Naruto ( Naruto and Hinata were ment to be )

I hate Yaoi I just dont think that any of the Naruto characters are "confused" ( other than Orochimaru ) I have nothing agenst people like that It's just that I dont like those stories.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was .
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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People I know in real life that have accounts: Gaara's-pandachan101 , Narutoking101

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Stuff that i have learned from Anime:

.If the guy is tall, dark haired, strong and very sexi, he is taken by the outrageously cute young boy standing next to him.

.It isn't true love until you've stabbed them.

.You will loose you eye.

.So will your alternate dimenson self.

.Destiny is twisted and unfair. Live with it.

.Tokyo is the center of the world.

.In areas between a lamp post and a buildings wall there is a portal to an alternate dimension.

.Fathers are the root of everything evil.

.Purple eyes are also evil.

.If you think it's true love, something bad will always happen to you.

.Yaoi is inevitable.

.Yuri is also inevitable.

.The normal people are oblivious to magic, gods, spells, explosions are love-struck boys singing on fire-escapes.

.Demons live in your cloths.

.Wearing a black trench coat in the summer is comfortable and fun.

.Weilding a sword bigger than your height is easy.

.If you cant summon a magic circle 2 metters in radius, EXACTLY, it isn't magic.

.If you are the main character, everyone close to you will die.

.One-man clans are very common.

.If you have no gender, you are automatically entittled to your own series.

.Wearing strange outfits and gloves are perfectly acceptable in any normal setting.

.If the love is too good to be true, it probably is.

.Boys looking like girls are very common. Deal with it.

.If you are the center of a prophecy, you most likely wont know it. You arent entittled to know. You aren't that special.

.Cosplay is fun, anytime anywhere!

.Meeting foreign girls with no visa's to be in the country is common. becoming friends with them isn't that hard either.

.If you are stabbed through the heart and are dieing you WILL have time to say last words of wisdom, confess a deep dark secret or even argue a point before you actually die.

.If you loose family, you will go insane and kill the rest of them. Count on it.

.No matter how shredded your shirt gets it will stay on.

.Revealing clothing is acceptable for fighting.

.practical armor is shunned. It should have spikes, drapes or carvings on it to make it acceptable.

.Swords with magical runes of letters that you can't read on it are automatically cool.

.Boys wearing tiaras are a normal, everyday site.

.You will remember things that you never knew actually happened at the most useful times.

.Letting your sister dress you is always a good idea.

.All old buildings are haunted.

.1999 is a good year for a curse to happen in.

.Magic spells that you copy out of buhdist text books are usefull and always work.

.You will always look beautiful, even if you are covered in blood/tears/dirt.

.If you are tortured while you are young ou will ed up the princess of prince of a far away place where youre loved, but somehowyou always want to go back to your place of torture.

.Skantily clad servants are the staple of any castle setting.

.Destiny is real. DEAL WITH IT!!

.Scars will only inhanse your beauty, never marr it.

.Somehow you will always forgive people who try to kill you.

.Your long lost brother WILL try to kill you.

.You can learn any spell just in the nick of time.( by my friend)

FACES!!

(..)(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

(\_/) ()_()
And this is Zelda, one of Bunny's evil twins!
There's also Erma, but we can't find her at the moment! .

Theis were invented by my brother:

~( = x = )~ - His name is Neko-chan

( . ) -It's Ashiteru- kun ( sp?)

I nvented these ones:

( - . - ) - for some reason he remind's me of a teddy bear

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--But the Boys don't reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree--

Weierd Things You Would Never Know ( But do now!)

-Sliced bread was invented in 1928

- The Main Librery at Indiana University sinkes over an inch a year because the engineers never took into acount the weight of all the books.

-It is physicly imposible to lick your elbow.

-It's posible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs

-Elephants are the only animal that can not jump

-35 of people who use personal adds for dating are alredy married

-A Shrimps heart is in it's head

-The "sixth sick sheik's sick sheep's sick" it said to be the hardest tounge twister in the engelish language

-Rat's multiply so fast that in 18 months two rats can have over a million descendents

-Wearing headphones for just an hr or two will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

-If the government has no knowledge of aliens then why does Title 14 Section 1211 of the Code Of Federal Regulations implemented on July 16, 1969 make illigal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

-You burn more calories sleeping that you do watching Tv

-The plastic things at the ends of shoe laces are called aglets.

-Grabatology is the collecting of ties.

- The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9, they lived in China (O.O)

- the right lung takes in more air than the left lung

- The pilgrims ate pop corn at the first thanksgiving

- There isn't a scientific word for the back of the knee

- Snails can sleep for three years without eating

- The finger prints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from a humans (Resulting in mixed up crime scenes)

- A cat has 32 muscles in eacn ear

- Los Angeles's real name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula"

- Tigers have striped skin , not just stripped fur

- A dime has 118 ridged around it's edge

- More women wash their hands in rest rooms than men

- Star fish have no brains (Just like my friend Taquir and my brother. . . .)

- All polar bears are left handed

-Almonds are a member of the peach family

- There are 293 ways to make cfhange for a dollar

- Rubber bands, film and batteries last longer when frozen

- The lighter was invented before the match

- Thomas Edison was a judge in the first Miss American Beauty Padgent in 1880

- The origional bible does not say that the three wise men rode anything, they could well have walked

- The man who wrote the popular TV series "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" also wrote the script for "Toy Story" (NEITHER ARE MINE)

- An ear of corn with an odd number of rows is more rare than a four leaf clover

-Coca-Cola was origionally green

-it takes 625lbs of force to break the strongest bone in your body.

26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO!

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ...

4. Give you the remote control during the game .

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages .

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11... Never run out of love.

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally
like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 .

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor ...

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason .

26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

I think That is SO sweet and just had to post it!

I have a warning for my friends..if anything ever happens to me...please tell all the people on Fanfic to they know.But I plan on staying around for a LONG time:)

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

What each kiss means--
- kiss on the upper chest(O.o)-im redy
-kiss on the forhead-were cute together
-kiss on the cheek- were friends
-kiss on the hand- i adore you
-kiss on the neck-i want you now
-kiss on the shoulder- youre perfect
kiss on the lips- i think that i love you

What each guesture meanns--
-holding hands-we definetely love eachother
-touching on the rear end- youre fun (O.o)
-holding youre thies agenst one another - i want you (O.o)
-looking in to eachotherseyes- i love you for who you are
-playing with hair- letts fool around (O.o)
-arms around wist-i love you to much to let go
-laughing while kissing(what??)-i am completely comfterable with you
AWWS! ( ok enough of that)