"My daddy always told me if I never remember anything he ever tells me, to just remember, burnt marshmallows taste like crap." -RATCHET2016

You're Iris Messaging Rachel, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get you like I do

I'm in my cabin, it's a new summer today
I'm studying and working on my essay
And she'll never know your story like I do

But she sees through the mist, I’m a smart blonde
She's a pretty mortal and I'm just a demigod
Thinking about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, Seaweed Brain can't you see?
You, you belong with me, you belong with me

Walking the camp with you and my invisible cap
I can't help thinking this is how it should always be
Laughing on a sandy beach, thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

And you've got a smile that could light up Olympus
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you to this
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what ya doing with a girl like that?

She's a materialistic redhead, I'm a blonde braniac
She's a pretty mortal and I'm just a demigod
Thinking about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, Seaweed Brain can't you see?
You belong with me

Helping and fighting beside you
All this time how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me

Oh, I remember you sneaking to my cabin in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite things and you tell me ‘bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along, Seaweed Brain can't you see?
You belong with me

Helping and fighting beside you
All this time, how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me

You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
Seaweed Brain can’t you see?

You belong with me

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║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!!!! :)93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”

96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.-"--"-[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.-"--"-[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!

We all have both light and dark inside us, what matters is the power to which we act that makes us who we are.~Sirius Black

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Copy and Paste this on your profile if your a Harry Potter fan

-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything

[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!! :D

Spell your first name: Rachel
Spell it backwards: lehcaR
Spell it with your elbow: rfachrel
Spell it with your eyes shut: Rachel
Spell it with your Nose: rachel
Spell it with your chin:rac bnds,l,
Spell it with your forehead:IKRacWGTh2112DEed

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-Albus Dumbledore

giving up doesn't mean you are weak, in fact, sometimes it only means you are strong enough to let go.*

~You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Off A Cliff, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!~

IN REMEMBRANCE:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive.
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end.
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end.
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must have done something good...
Besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend
Who lived and died soaring.
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)_)(') (') No dude, Everyone knows I AM BOB.

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This is called Party In Mexico, my friends wrote it

Hopped off the plane in Mexico with a sombrero and my poncho
Welcome to the land of desert-y-ness, whoa am I gonna get in?
Jumped in the mo-ped, here I am for the last time
Look to my left, and I see the Mexico sign

This is all so spacey, everybody seems so lazy
My stomach's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda sick
Too much burritos eatin’
That's when the dude next to me shook his morocco’s up

And he shook them on and on
And he shook them on and on
And he shook them on and on

So I put my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
My sombrero just fell off
Shakin’ my morocco’s like “Yeah!”
Fixin’ my sombrero like "Yeah!"

Got my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
And I’m gonna shake my morocco’s today
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!

Get to the shack on my giraffe
Everybody's checkin' out my cow
Like "Who's that chick that’s rockin’ sombreros
They’re so yesterday"

So hard with my monkeys not around me
It's definitely not a forest party
'Cause all I see are real toes
I guess I never got the memo

My stomach's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda sick
Too much burritos eatin’
That's when the dude next to me shook his morocco’s up

And he shook them on and on
And he shook them on and on
And he shook them on and on

So I put my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
My sombrero just fell off
Shakin’ my morocco’s like “Yeah!”
Fixin’ my sombrero like "Yeah!"

Got my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
And I’m gonna shake my morocco’s today
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!

Feel like turnin' on a fridge, on a fridge
Back to my home forest tonight, forest tonight
Something trips me every time, every time
The dude shakes his morocco’s and I feel alright

So I put my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
My sombrero just fell off
Shakin’ my morocco’s like “Yeah!”
Fixin’ my sombrero like "Yeah!"

Got my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
And I’m gonna shake my morocco’s today
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!

So I put my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
My sombrero just fell off
Shakin’ my morocco’s like “Yeah!”
Fixin’ my sombrero like "Yeah!"

Got my tacos up, I’m at my fiesta
And I’m gonna shake my morocco’s today
Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!

Yeah! It's a party in Mexico!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copied from Laserfire

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing

Okay one thing is clear, I am obsessed with reading. Let me answer a few questions for you that my sister asked me.

1.Coke or Pepsi?

Coke, pepsi sounds like an old person drink.

2. Favorite Book?

Don't ask me, I will kill you. (to many to choose.) Probably the Hunger Games!

3. Favorite Movie?

Well my favorite movie character is Steve, from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

4. Favorite song(s)?

NO DOUBT SECRETS BY ONEREPUBLIC. Then a close second with That's What You Get bye Paramore, and Cooler Than Me, Taylor Swift is good but lost my attention, and then the rest of the Paramore Songs, (Mainly, Thats what you get, and the only exception)

5. If you had the power to do anything what would it be?

Fly, or maybe breathe underwater, no wait I would love to be a demi-god or a witch. (Bird Kid is good too.)

6. What is your least favorite book ever?

Oh there are so many disappointments, the most confusing was A Wrinkle in Time. (YUCK, HATE IT!)

7. How old are you?

Almost 13.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fang from Maximum Ride and drool over him, even though you have never even seen him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Quotes:

"My new name is Bond. James Bond." ~ME!

"Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end." ~Unknown

"Remember, there is nothing that has happened to you today that God can't fix tomorrow."

"Love may not make the world go round...but it's what makes the ride (life) worthwhile." ~On The Line

"...Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldnt see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason to live." ~Edward Cullen, New Moon

"There are things between my hands that I can't live without. You could take care of them." ~Edward Cullen, Eclipse

"...You can't push what you don't have." ~Jacob Black, Eclipse

"The way he stared at her! It was like a blind man seeing the sund for the first time. Like a collector finding an undiscovered Da Vinci, like a mother looking into the face of her newborn child." ~Bella Swan, Eclipse

"Life sucks. And then you die." ~Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

"To the world you might be one person, But to one person you might be the world."

"You have to want to be with someone, or it doesn't work. You have to choose." ~Fang, MAX

"Wherever the heart leads, happiness follows."

"Life's a climb, but the views great." ~Travis Brody, Hannah Montana Movie

"Somewhere out there, something's waiting for me." ~Ronnie, a friend of jzazy's

"Of all the magic in the world, there is no magic stronger than love." ~Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Legend of the Seeker

"The ear is more easily frightened than the eye." ~Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Legend of the Seeker

Pulling out gun. "Everybody down! Anyone follows us and I shoot myself and then her." ~Main character on Knight and Day, movie preview in movie Avatar

"After all, deep inside, every guy is an idiot. There's just no way around it." ~Fang, in Phoenix Fanatic's story Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Jace: "Besides," he said with a ghost of a smile, "you're my sister."
Clary: "Don't say it like that--"
Jace: "What, 'sister'?" He shook his head. "When I was a little kid, I realized that if you say any word over and over fast enough, it loses all its meaning. I'd lie awake saying the words over and over to myself--'sugar,' 'mirror,' 'whisper,' 'dark.' 'Sister,'" he said softly. "You're my sister."
Clary: "It doesn't matter how many times you say it. It'll still be true."
Jace: "And it doesn't matter what you won't let me say, that'll still be true too." ~A conversation between Jace and Clary in City of Ashes

Clary: "I really was sick," she said. "I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know."
Jace: He let go of her hand, but he was staring at her, almost as if he meant to memorize her face. "I know," he said. "Every time you almost die, I almost die myself." ~Toward the end of City of Ashes, when Clary is trying to tell Jace how she really feels

"Flowers mean I'm sorry and chocolates mean I love you." ~Lauren Conrad, on The Hills

"It was pure the way that even a tough girl like Bex could show her gentler side; or a proud person like Grant would easily admit his own defeat because it made her forgive him; or a shy person like Liz could become a social butterfly; or a carefree person like Jonas could spend so much time worrying about someone else; or a doubtful person like Cammie could place her entire life into a hands of a boy she's only known for less than 3 years; or a person like Zach, who thought himself as worthless, could finally feel like he was worth everything all because of one girl." ~sakuracherish814 in her story Alphabet

"You don't have to fear death, but rather the un-lived life. You don't have to live forever...just live." ~Winefred Foster in Tuck Everlasting

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans." ~Shaun on Fired Up!

"Your heart will never steer you in the direction in which you wish not to be steered." ~Mrs. Black in A Spring Fling Kinda Thing by cHeeRpriNcesS

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride, IheartZacharyGoode. XJamesBondX

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

paste this in your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

When the world hands you lemons, um I know this one, uh, well then you make a nice roasted chicken, and just lightly rub the lemon on it and it's delicious.