Baydee

Bay: Hi! I decided to make my bio with me sister.

Cor: She driving me insane, I'll just kick her in the shins again. Yay!

Bay: NO! Not yay! I loves me shins.

Cor: OKKAAAY

Bay: Goofie smile hehe..

OKay onto the questions.

Cor: What color is your hair, eyes, and the shirt you are wearing...

Bay: Eyes and Hair: Brown; My shirt is green...

Bay: I thought I'd tell you all a little about myself. I have two wonderful parents, two little brothers, two little sisters, four dogs, three birds, and two fish. I also have an adopted (not really) bro and sister from school.. The sisters my evil twin, her names Ashley, and my brother, well, his names Billy, but we call him Haruko.(Girls name haha) Even though they seem to not like me we get along great. Yes I am the oldest child (not counting billy and ashley), and the oldest grandchild. I'd like to give a shout out to all the oldest brothers and sisters out there, I know what its like. I am a freshman in high school, yes high school for all you non believers, and I'm having a great time. Me and my older, little sister (She is 10) do everything together, you now know her as Cor (see above). I am a VERY random person, its just what I do. One of my favorite things to do is sing the Adams Family song in the Lunch room at school. My friends don't approve, but since when do I care what people think? Oh and I like to play weird songs on the piano in band class, Where I did play the Adams Family, Jaws And great Balls Of Fire. Only one catch I made up my very own Lyrics, No I wont tell you.

Cor: Tell the people about the time with the orange and the milk carton.

Bay: I'll tell them, but people remember this was me sister's idea. We were sitting in the lunch room bored as hell, and I just so happened to have me camera. People do the math, ME with a CAMERA, Not good. So I Decided to stab the orange with me Spork and yell, "Fear the Spork." A quote that I use daily. The orange slit open and i got an idea. I started to film with my camera. We juiced the orange into the milk. My friends boyfriend came and sat next to me and i had an idea, (He didn't se the whole "orange" thing.) I "nicely" gave him my milk to finish. He took one sip did a spit take and ran. For some reson he wont talk to me now. Like I KNEW that orange juice and milk didn't tast good when you mixed them.

Guess I'll tell you about my pets...

Sasha: A 150 LB Rottweiller I've had since god knows when. She is a big teddy bear, but if you mess with my family she goes into attack mode.

Tommy: A Medium size( About 30 LBS) Beagle Mix. He is very shy but will go out of his way to sit next to me. I love that little fur ball.

Sweetie: A Shih Tzu That is all. She is the smallest dog Our family has ever owned, Only 7 LBS. Although I have moments when I'm nice to her, I Hate her. She's my sister's dog, but the bigger problem is that she ate my Bird Kiwi.

Vinny: Another Shih Tzu, But he just showed up on our door step. He is my dog and I love him, but he has asked me not to tell you how much he weighs.

Thats the dogs but...

Smokey:A sweet Cockatiel that is more human than bird. She really needs to learn boundries.

Indigo or Indy Anna Jones Smith: A Blue Budgie...

Des: A cockatiel that I found on my roof.

Haruko: a pestering little cat demon that just loves to torture me all day. He's human, by the way, he just acts like a cat.

Akira: my adopted sister, beter known as a fox demon, she and haruko torture me. Shes human too.

Hiya! Again! DunDunDUN! Okay i am on my break for the time being. Two whole weeks without school! I am having a great time so far and only have one problem... If my brother, he's 13, doesn't stop poking me with a fake knife( Don't ask) My mom is going to come home and she will find him in the pool. Just kidding, I'm not that crazy. Anyway i have nothin' but time, and its driving me insane! I've done everything imaginable: Called my friend and talked with her and her boyfriend (He's talking to me again!), Played with Sasha and the rest of them, and I've drivin my Mother insane. What else is there to do!? I guess I'll Put my Halloween costume on a wear it for a while. I'm going as a Princess, My mom's idea, I wanted to be a Vampire and scare the neighbors little boy, but nooo, I have to be a princess.

This may not be very long but (haha... butt) I will edit asap, so keep checking back. In the words of Jack Sparrow... Umm... Can't think of any right now... See ya!

Der Quotes Of Randomness

Quotes from me family

My Little sis: Shut up or I'll hit you with a toaster

Mom: Go take a bitch pill

My little bro: Mom says I'm acting like an idiot whose never been in a house before! Just cause I like stairs!

My other little bro: Shut up Der Der (He's 2)

My other little sis: No! He's my boy friend! Where's your boy friend! Oh sorry you dont have one! (After I said something about her friend, she's 5)

Me: (picks up a key I found) It's made of steel! It must unlock the magical world of steel!

Favorite Quotes:

Dont knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.

Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it?

Stewie from Family Guy: My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating christens, people nailing eachother with two-by-fours, I say you wont find that in Winnie The Pooh.

If your heart was really broke you'd be dead! So shut up!

I'm not as think as you dumb I am!

Subgay, Pizza Slut! That is all!

Guns dont dont kill people, people with mustaches kill people.

Smile if you're not wearing undies!

I rape back.

Th, The Ca.. Cat in da ha... Fuck this I'll be a stripper!

I used to be normal until I met the Losers I call my best friends.

Hiya peoples! Guess What I'm on winter break. I'm usin teh time to write more to my story that I have been Neglecting. Srry for you who Have actually read it. Anyway I'm going to start another story too, but dont know what it'll be about yet. With that I'm off!!

My Family Has Been Morning the Death our our dog Sweetie. The Poor Thing fell in the pool and didm't make it. wahhhhhhhh!

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Fear Meh Almighty Powers to annoy!!! I am typing my Story. And Right now me bro says he needs to distroy pluto. Yeah I said Kill Mars But NOOO, He goes and kills me summer home. Righ now just bein me and waiting for my sis's friend to come over so I can annoy the hell out of them.