Weekly wisdom: I will change this quote every Saturday

"Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated"

-Confucius

Please Review!! It gives me so much more inspiration to know that people are reading my stories, and reviews help me write better ones.

I love Mint (Mint ice cream, Mint chocolate, mint green converse, mint green clothing items, etc.) , read way too much, and am so glad I am not the only one who has extreme fan girl moments :)

Percabeth is my OTP because they love each others perfect imperfections. That is that way a relationship should be people!

I have recently discovered the Pixar theory, and it was a mind blowing experience. Watch the video that explains it and see if you agree!

My stories: news

School just started recently and I will not be updating as much as I used to, so I apologize in advance.

If you have any questions about my stories, feel free to PM me

Constructive criticism on my fics is appreciated, but no flames please

Fun

Hope the things below at least make you smile!

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.

Let's eat, Gramma!
Let's eat Gramma!
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.

I find inspiration in cooking, my family, and my dog.
I find inspiration in cooking my family and my dog.
COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Dear Math,
Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...

Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear The Optimist, The Pessimist, and The Realist,
While you idiots were arguing whether the glass was half full, half empty, or half of both air and water hence always full, I drank the glass.
Sincerely, The Opportunist

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Zebra.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher.
"Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel. I like you.

Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat dark wizards.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween, its encouraged. Does this make sense to anyone?

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

We're all gonna die, but I gotta helmet.

I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of a toaster.

Pickles are like cucumbers soaked in evil.

I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Procrastinators, UNITE . . . Tomorrow.

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

To err is human, to arr is pirate.

I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. -Unknown

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -Unknown

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. -Unknown

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.