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I know how do destroy the world put me in charge

Ways to know if your fucked up in the head

1. you own fish

2. You don't like little kids

3. You like pancakes

4. you think Hiba is funny

5. you think temari is sexy.

6. you think gaara is not a killer

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

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If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

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Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Coming For Tomorrow by Riikani reviews
Unwillingly brought back, Uchiha Sasuke finds Konoha changed, or rather, his former team has changed. Naruto wise? Sakura not an annoying fangirl? When the future is unsure, how is he supposed to go back to normal life, if there is nothing to go back to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When The Fox Gets Petted by IndigoDarkChild reviews
Defeat is Perfect. Love is not. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S.
The Rogue Romance by Zekuran reviews
When a new student comes to the institute, he is a total enigma, with a seemingly dangerous feral mentality. What happens when the resident loner decides to take a closer look? Can she look beyond the actions of his past and see his humanity?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie
The Shadow Demon by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto loses control and the Kyuubi must be transfered to someone else, who better than the lazy genius Shikamaru Nara? How will the fox affect the shadow user and how will this change the Naruto Universe? Shika/Tema. Strong Shika fic. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shikamaru N.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Bakahood by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
A spin-off of 'The Kimiko Chronicles'. Non-Uchiha Massacre. These are the marvelous misadventures of Kimiko, The Akatsuki, and our beloved Uchiha boys! Rated T for colorful language and a little romance... NON-INCEST. HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY ECHO UCHIHA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,531 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Temari's Boutique by NoLogique reviews
When Temari's apartment burns down, she moves into her brother's place, where she meets weirdos, freaks and discovers kinks. AU, incest, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Temari, Gaara
He secretly loves her by cathygirl333
Shino has a secret that her has never told anyone. He wants to tell her. How can he. She'd never be interested...would she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Shino A., Temari