Hey. Thanks to everyone who read/reviewed/favorited/story-alerted my 100 Moments fanfic. You guys have inspired me. I'm so going to finish this thing.h

I'm a beta reader! If you need help with grammar, characterization and more, let me know on my Beta Reader Profile!

What I'm working on (if anyone was curious):

Naruto: 100 Moments: I think I'm doing better in terms of how many I write. I've done four in the last two days and I'm going to try and do at least one a day. Wish me luck!

House fanfic: I love this show, so I've got to write more fanfics for it. If you're not a House fan, feel free to ignore it. If I even decide to post it.

Cue Greeting.

Hi, howdy, yo, wazzup, salutations, hola!

Sorry. Trying to appeal to a wider audience.

Anyway, hey, my name's HALFMAGYK. Well, duh, that's not my real name, but...whatever.

Question: Who am I?

Short answer: A very random, occasionally frightening person.

Long answer is as follows:

Name: removed. Just call me HalfMagyk/HM/Aiko. Kay?

Age: Old enough. Nothing to read here, next one.

Gender: This seems silly, but in case you can't tell, I'm a girl.

Species: Uh...human being?

Favorite Jell-O flavor: OK, this is getting ridiculous. (but on a side note, it's lime)

Likes: Anime, manga, Naruto, reading, writing (duh), drawing, my friends, music, my bass guitar Sid (that's him in my avatar), my breifcase George, high school (so far), trigonometry (best math concept ever!), my laptop Toshi.

Dislikes: People who dress/act alike, especially on purpose, geometry (boring), colds, sunny days, mp3 players that break on me, wi-fi internet that loves to cut out, MS word freezing after I've typed five pages...technology doesn't like me much.

Fandoms -
Naruto
House
Harry Potter
RENT
Dead Poet's Society
Wicked
Fruits Basket
Every Miyazaki Film I've seen (Mainly Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle)
Many others...most are listed as fandoms I beta for....

Animes/Manga Series I Like: Naruto, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Heaven, Fruits Basket, D.Grey Man, Yotsuba&!, and FullMetal Alchemist.

One thing I ask of you: Um...visit my DeviantART page, kay? Here. It's mostly Naruto fanart but I've got some random stuff there too...OK...onward...

My Stories (updated 10/5/08)

NOTE: I write virtually only oneshots, don't bother putting my stories on alert when you see the word "oneshot" in the summary.

Hover over the links to see some interesting comments.

Bedtime Story: My personal fave. It's about Deidara's past, as you can see from the summary. It's a bit long, but I'm really happy with it.
The Akatsuki Kid: I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this, but it's funny and somewhat enjoyable, so you might want to check it out if you're up for a laugh. And some crack.
Paper Heart: PeinxKonan oneshot. Luff this pairing despite the unlikeliness. I like it more now that I've reread it.
Down Time: Yes, more Deidara stuff. Wish I could say it was the last one. But I can't. Anyway, Deidara's trying to get some work done, but Tobi can't shut up or sit still long enough to allow any such thing. Half-crack, half-plausible, all fun.
Friends Don't Forget: Wow, I'm sooooo happy with this one!! Might even top Bedtime Story. Anyway, it's a oneshot in which Naruto has died and ten people in Konoha are remembering him. It's pretty long, and you might cry...but please read it! (Someone tell me if I should split this into chapters, because I will if it's too long).
Naruto: One Hundred Moments: My hundred drabble challenge, all Naruto. The first one...is satisfactory. I hope I can do better ones. I'm gonna stick with this. It'll be updated about "whenever I feel like it." (35/100)
Gods and Angels: Dumb little oneshot about Konan and Pein...baisically my theory of what I think happened when Pein went all "god mode."
In Your Dreams: A nice KakaxAnko oneshot. Fairly decent, a lot of banter and sarcasm, and my first time writing a fight scene, so critique constructively.
A Typical Akatsuki Morning: More Akatsuki crack. Zooming in on each pair of partners as they wake up in the morning. Hidan is a doofus, but what else is new?
What We Have Learned: I don't know why I wrote this. The story behind it is that I made a random list of fifty words, then tried to make a ShikaTema story with one sentence per word. It turned out all right. Sad, though. Too sad. I'd get rid of it but I worked too much on it to do that.
Better Late than Never: I LOVED the movie Dead Poet's Society, so I just HAD to write some emo fluffiness about Neil and Todd featuring Charlie, who was fun fun fun to write.