“Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.”
― Neil Gaiman

Hey, my names Elements_of_Disharmony, or Disharmony for short :3

I've loved writing ever since I was little, and have entered in Young Authors ever since 5th grade (winning a few times, might I add ;]) Of course, that doesn't make me the best writer ever, but I still love doing it, and you should always do what you love

I'm the kind of girl who would have tons of book ideas, but never get around to writing more than a page. That's why when I rediscovered my old FF account from when I was in elementary school, I knew I could use this as motivation. :) So, I changed the username, took down the old stories I had, and spruced up my old profile. I will put up lots of polls soon, so anyone can vote on things from names of characters, to which story ideas I should pursue.

Right now, I could use some help deciding on names for my new story about the elements of disharmony. For those of you MLP fans who don't know who they are, here's a brief explanation;

Twilight- The Element of Dark Magic
Rarity- The Element of Greed
Fluttershy- The Element of Cruelty
Rainbow- The Element of Betrayal
AppleJack: The Element of Deception
Pinkie Pie- The Element of Depression

If you'd like to see a picture of them, feel free to send me a PM :

The Fanfic Name Game
With MLP

1. Twilight

2. Pinkie Pie

3. Rarity

4. Rainbow Dash

5. Apple Jack

6. Fluttershy

7. CMC

8. Screwball

9. DJ PON-3/ Vinyl Scratch

10. Luna

11. Octavia

12. Discord

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Fluttershy and Octavia? Not yet, but I'm open to try one. Personally I prefer Vinyl and Octavia

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

How hot do I think Rainbow is? Well as weird as it may be, I think Rainbow's one of the better looking of the mane six *dodges incoming hate messages*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Discord got Screwball pregnant?! O_O Well I don't especially approve of incest, especially Parent/child so... I'm just gonna pray to Celestia this doesn't ever happen

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Vinyl? Yeah, I just finished one recently. Octavia couldn't find a job after the 'Pony Pokey' incident at the Gala, and as a last resort, applied for a job at Vinyl's new night club. :) It was a cute story, and it gave me new appreciation for the characters

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pinkie and Fluttershy? I don't think they would, but mostly due to the fact I can't imagine Pinkie Pie dating anyone...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Apple-Luna VS Apple-Octavia ?
I'm going with Apple and Luna, but only because I like Octavia and Vinyl together

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

So the Cutie Mark Crusaders walked in on Discord and Pinkie Pie making out? Well I'm pretty sure they'd need plenty of therapy, and either Rarity, Rainbow, or Apple Jack would find out from their sisters. (I like to view Rainbow as being a family figure in Scootaloo's life)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Twilight and Screwball... hmm the only fanfic I can think of with them together would be a Discord/Twi fic I'm currently reading. But there's not a lot of pure Screwball and Twilight fluffyness in there

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Title: Chocolate Milk and Candy Clouds
Summary: While arguing yet again in the Canterlot Gardens, the CMC come across a very familiar statue, of whom its captive they had freed mere months ago. They realize that in fact, Discord had done no wrong in his previous escape... his candy cloud would provide plenty of food to make up for the food lost by the enormous rabbits...maybe, just maybe, they missed the days of chaos as well...

12. Does anyone write or draw Eleven?

Octavia? Yeah, seeing as the only art there really is of her is fan art, as she's only a background pony

13. Would anyone one write Two/Four/Five?

Well I know lots of people ship Apple Jack and Rainbow, but I imagine someone could write a fanfic of
Applejack/normal rainbow turning insane/pinkimania... actually, that sounds pretty interesting...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

About Screwball?
Emotionless, but Good Charlotte, and it would take place while Screwball is searching for her dad, Discord...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the summary be?

Fluttershy realizes something terrible... Twilight is trying to break Discord out of his stone prison, claiming she loves him...
Fluttershy knows this must be a love spell, it must be...but the more she follows Twilight and tries to stop her, the less and less she seems like she's under the effects of a spell; she seems fully aware, normal sleeping patterns...
Could Twilight truly love that monster?!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Applejack huh? Well I read a really sad zombie pony one-shot recently... Apple jack was narrating, so I guess that counts

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (10).

Twilight and the CMC are in a happy relation ship until Vinyl runs off with the CMC. Twilight, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Octavia, and brief unhappy affair with Fluttershy, then follows the wise advice of Apple Jack and find true love with Luna.

So apparently, Twilight is a pedophile, and Vinyl is not only a pedo, but a foalnapper as well. Upset her, urm, 'girlfriends' were stolen, she hooks up wih Vinyl's ex-girlfriend, Octavia. She then goes on to date Fluttershy, but they break up. After following the love advice of Apple, she finally gets together with Luna.

"Make sense? Aw, what fun is there in making sense?"
- Discord, The Return of Harmony, Part 1