HELOOOO!!! I don’t know if you can be bothered reading all this, but I’m going to write it all anyway. Okay, well, my name is LouiLuvr, but my friends call me Neigh Neigh at school, as i am a horse-freak!!! So you can just call me that if you want. Many people say that i'm crazy, and i probably am. I mean, i say good morning to the Sun in the mornings. But that's normal right?

But anyway! Back to ME. I’m 15 years old, in year 10 at school, a female, and live in the beautiful country of Australia. My pets are 3 chickens (Nugget, Snowy, and Ginger). and i also have an adorable 10 week old puppy named Mia. She is a Australian Kelpie x Staffy and i love her to bits

Well, I was bullied a lot, by my so called best friend. I stopped hanging out with her, and I have new friends now, who actually like me for me. Oh, and you know what I did to that $!#@!? I slapped her. HARD. And we haven’t spoken since. SOOOOOO, where was i? Let’s talk more about things that I like.

Favourite Animal – HORSES. Although Goats are a pretty close Second

Favourite breed – Friesian horses, because they are so beautiful and majestic. My favourite breed of goat is Boer, because that’s what Loui is. A beautiful, white, brown-eyed, floppy-eared, Boer cross-bred with different coloured horns

Favourite Cartoon – STORM HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!! A bit kinda very obsessed with it. It’s never gotten old for me. Still makes me laugh. Used to always watch it as a kid. Seen every episode. (Aerrow is one sexy beast!!!) Also watch Iron Man: Armoured Adventures. It's very interesting ;) AND i watch My Little Pony. I know, sad. BUT I LOVE IT!!!

Favourite Movie – have lots. Red Dog, Puss in Boots, Transformers 1-3, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4, Moondance Alexander, Iron Man 1-2, How To Train Your Dragon (OBSESSED!!!) Flicka 3, The Cup, Battleship, Hachi: A Dog’s Tale, Man From Snowy River 1 & 2, and everything Top Gear!!! GO RICHARD HAMMOND, I LOVE YOU!!!! KEEP UP THE SHORTNESS, AND UM...AWESOMENESS!!!

Favourite Artist: LINKIN PARK!!! The lyrics to their songs are really touching. Some lyrics remind me of some things that have happened in my life. I have every song that they've ever made

Favourite Song: well, I love all Linkin Park songs.

Favourite drink: COFFEE ALL THE WAY!!! ice tea is second place though :)

What do I love besides horses and Storm Hawks? Well, they have always been number 1. But I also love cars, mostly sports cars and muscle cars. My favourites are;

For everyday cars – Suzuki Swift. I plan on buying one second hand as my first car

Sports Car – Porsche 911 GT3 RS. I LOVE these cars. They are extremely smexy. I love them in green. Also like Porsche Cayman S. Oh, and Lamborghini Gallardo, they are lovely.

Muscle Car – Chevrolet Camaro SS. Gorgeous car. Looks good in yellow. With racing stripes. And a mind of its own. And a name. A name that starts with the letter BEE. With the ability to transform into a genius alien being. GOOOO BUMBLEBEE!!! XD

AND THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!! Oh, and don’t be shy If you want to talk or something, i answer anyone’s messages, and If you favourite me or something I’ll really appreciate it, and I’ll favourite you back! Oh, and I kinda don’t really write stories, I’m more of a reader then a writer. XD

THANKS TO ALL FOR READING MY STORY. I LOVE YOU GUYS, AND HAPPY FANFICTIONING!!! (Is that even a word?!)

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I karate chopped
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbour
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an iPod
29--a surfer
30--a homeless guy
31--a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1-- In my car
2 -- On your car
3 -- In a hole
4 -- Under your bed
5 -- Riding a Motorcycle
6 -- sliding down a hill
7 -- in an elevator
8-- at the dinner table
9 -- In line at the bank
0 -- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm NOT crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can.
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!
HAVE FUN!!

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday... fascinating

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking

Best way to pretend that you've lost your balance? Impersonate Jack Sparrow

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

QUESTIONS:

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Atlantic Ocean ;)

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 3. What does it say? Tail (the book is Warriors: Fire and Ice by Erin Hunter)

3. What can you hear right now? Cars roaring past on the road outside my house

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Hello Nugget! Nugget the chicken: *clucks and moves away*

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The Simpsons

6. Type your name with your elbow. (since I don't want to do my real name, I'll just do my fanfiction name) lolujiluvrt

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? The clock

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? No idea, but probably someone with the personality of Sandstorm. Like, feisty, but also loving and kind. I would be a tabby with bright hazel eyes.

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was typing up a chapter for my FanFic.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? Lirheleia

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a burn mark on my wrist below my thumb where I burnt myself with my hair straightener. It’s been there for three years and hasn’t gone away

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters of horses, dogs, goats, rabbits, cats, you know, all the cute and cuddly stuff. Mostly horses though. Also have a giant mare and foal framed picture above my bed, and my bedroom door is covered in racehorse posters. Mostly Black Caviar, she is awesome. And um, I have a window? With blinds.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Um, none of them but I do kick and scream a lot.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Almost anything. I especially love Linkin Park though :)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Nope.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Probably a dog. I can’t have a dog unless I buy it myself. And I plan to do just that, once I earn enough money at work. I’m hoping for a border collie or a husky, they’re my favourites.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My pet goat, who I raised myself from birth. I had to give him away just because he was classified as ‘lifestock’ and not allowed in the area. It was heartbreaking for me, as I had been caring for his every need by myself for a whole year. I miss my baby :’(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? oh my gosh, ummm probably my laptop, it comes everywhere with me, and I’m hardly ever seen without it

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I have no idea, but I am in the top 6 shortest year 9 at my school

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Depends. If im walking around outside in the dark, I love it. If I wake up in the middle of the night, I’m scared silly.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My dad, I’m so terrified of him. He never talks to me, he yells at me. I cry easy, and it just scares me and I cry. And also, he has absolutely no faith in me at all, he thinks I’m a total lazy good-for-nothing little shit. I mean, it’s not exactly filling me with love. So I cry about it, all the time.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Katy Perry ‘Purr”

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Mmm, floppy brown hair, and gorgeous green eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Ummm, I’m not really sure. But I would love it in a lovely golden forest, and we’d be horseback riding. He would have prepared everything, and there would be little candles in the nook and crannies in the tree trunks. There would be a rug with food on it under a big beautiful tree, ohh yes, I can imagine that.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee forever! I prefer a vanilla latte’ with a hint of cinnamon.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese. Just lots and lots of cheese.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Roast chicken

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No, and I hope I never will

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Umm, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a ‘meaningful’ gift. Just a whole bunch of stuff I don’t like.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yep. A guy in my grade. He’s gorgeous. Going to stop there.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yeah, in my elbow. I can twist it around at weird angles and make people cringe.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don’t really have one. I just put on whatever looks good on me.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, I have four

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? All four are chickens. Snowy is the oldest, she’s a white Leg Horn. Suzie is my favourite, a brown Rhode Island Red. Nugget we hatched from an egg, and was raised by Snowy, although not related to Snowy in any way. She’s a mixed breed. And our newest, Ginger. She’s just over a year old, and she’s sort of whitish but a caramel colour towards her neck and head.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably…depends on the person.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face to face, so they know you’re not a coward and that you mean it

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 17

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Definitely brunettes. And not just because I am one. I just think blondes are freaky. No offence intended.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom’s number. Sorry, I lack friends

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Those slutty girls in school who think they are so cool. Arggh!!! I hate them so much! They look at me like I’m some random dog poo on the sidewalk. WELL, IF I WAS A DOG POO, I WOULD RUB IT ALL OVER THEIR UGLY FACES!!!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Dude, I was born out of the USA. I’m an Aussie, mate.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Sparkly things…kidding! Probably hot guys. Soooo distracting!

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I’ve met Ricky Lee. (Did I spell her name right?) she came to my primary school, I think it was about five years ago now, to meet a bunch of selected students. I was one of them. She hugged me and said I was so cute and beautiful, and I just smiled at her and squeaked a thankyou.

37. FIRST JOB? At McDonalds. Still work there now. Kidding, I just started working there; I’m only a year 9, GOSH!

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? LOL, yes! I rang my auntie and pretended I was someone from ‘Jenny’s Abortion Clinic”. I ended up laughing, and she knew who I was anyway.

39. DO YOU SWEAR? No, but if I’m REALLY pissed, it might slip out.

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Eating dinner.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, but I think I should have a while ago, when I tripped and knocked myself out on a corner of a brick. I woke up with blood pouring down my head. I was six years old, and now, if I felt around on my head, I can feel a dip in my skull from it. I probably have brain damage. :/

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? For being so darn beautiful. But it’s a lie, really, there’s people at school who are WAY prettier than me.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. I don’t mean to brag, but my teeth are perfect :)

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I want a puppy

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Just 2! I don’t want to add to the population

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. My name is just my name

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah, when I see a shooting star

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever is in the shower. I’ll list everything in there at the moment: Natures Organics: Fruits – apple fresh, Natures Organics: Peach Delight, as well as Grape Burst and Wild Berry, and a Pantene bottle. They all smell so yummy!!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I first start writing something. The longer I write, the sloppier my handwriting gets -_-

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I don’t know why, but I always smell my hair. And I can’t stop!

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? LOL I don’t have any CD’s.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, but only because I feel sorry for myself

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yes, in public. If your just chilling at home, then not really.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I throw things. If I don’t, I’ll just be really unhappy

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I have farm, but it has no animals. Well, no farm animals. I’ve had kangaroo’s, a few Echidna’s, and a Platypus around the farm house. I’m there so often, I just love it there. It’s in the mountain’s, surrounded by nothing except beautiful national parks. XD

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I had a giant Big Bird toy, which I always slept with.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? LOL this is really sad, but I don’t have a phone yet :/

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No, he scared me.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All the time.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mm, mashed potatoes. XD

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I would like a guy that’s funny, loyal, smart and gentlemanly. It would be a nice bonus if he was extremely good looking ;)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? None really, but my BFF calls me Neigh Neigh, because I’m so obsessed with horses

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Linkin Park, all the way

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Storm Hawks!!! Even though it ended ages ago, it’s still my favourite

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? My what?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookies and cream

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? About half an hour ago, with my Wii Fit Plus.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I looked, and there is a 64….LIARS!!!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? UM, I’m a bit young to drive, but I’ve been in a car going over 120 km/h but no more.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes! They are fun!!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes. I know, it sounds so cliché, but it’s true.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Everything

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? SCHOOL :(

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Well, I was born with light brown hair, but over time It’s gotten darker, so now it’s a darkish brown with little light brown bits. I’ve never dyed my hair or done anything to it, it’s all natural

86. EYE COLOR? It’s sort of a brownish-hazel, with flecks of green. I get lots of complements about them

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? McDonalds. Duh, I work there

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I’ve tried it twice, and both times I was sick after. So no, I don’t like it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Hamish and Andy’s Gap Year

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I like every day

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No, I’m really bad

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I’m not sure. I don’t know the difference. Sorry, I’m stupid.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Mmm, more of a hugger.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, definitely.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Lipton Ice Tea.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have a car, but my dream is to one day own a Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Or a Porsche Cayman S, I can’t decide.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? At the moment I’m reading the Warriors series by Erin Hunter. I read them a long time ago, but I lost one of the books. So I’ve decided to start all over again from the very start. So I’m up to book 2, ‘Fire and Ice’.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Complicated :P

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s actually, I have talked to a kangaroo before, she was hurt and I was telling her that she would be okay :’(

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5

[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11

[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15

[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13

[5] First LOOK AT 2

[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12

[7] I just wanna say hi

[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4

[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6

[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8

[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10

[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe

Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or I will bite you.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Don't ever, ever, EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!

Was in the park flying a kite and a guy walks up and says "You flying a kite?" Nope, we're fishing for birds.

Kids Are Quick _

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!"

"WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly."

"Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'"

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

I feel to be random

Lol you gonna get recycled

Damn computer! It aint everything! Fat, smug, damn, stupid crappy piece of crappy crap :(

GIVE ME YOUR SHOE

Im a random windstorm. SHAKEY SHAKEY!!!
The miracle of cheese

So peaceful

YIPPETY DOO DAH

PEOPLE, WE MUST SOLDIER ON

Hey hey there. Please let me sit down I’m pooped

Is my hair alright? I reckon a lot of folk like the matted look

Shut your mouth, a bee might fly in it, and make a little bee house in there

I mean, I mustn’t start quaking or anything

Beware. Im going to laugh in the face of fear. HAHAHA….take that, Fear

"Why is the sky blue? Why do I have a bucket on me head? We never know the answers." - Bucket (RoB)

"Okay, think think think think, think think. THINK ……. I forgot what I was thinking about." - Tuffnut (RoB)

"Why else would someone build a wall in the middle of the woods?" - Hiccup. "Duh, to keep out the other trees" - Tuffnut (RoB)

"What do you think it means, Hiccup?" - Astrid "Why are you asking him, maybe I know." - Snotlout *Long Pause* "I said maybe, turns out I don’t" *smiles proudly* - (RoB)

"Oh hiccup, your ok!" - Astrid "Thank thor your alive!" - Fishlegs "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH where’s the treasure?" - Snotlout (RoB)

"Thor tore a hole in the great hall. Maybe he’s hungry. I know I am." - Tuffnut (RoB)

"Mountain climbing isn’t so bad. Except for all the climbing." - Finn (SH)

( This is a story i made with the drabble-maker thing, it cracked me up its so stupid so i had to put it on here XD)

The Battle For The Toothless

In a tree, Hiccup jumped his Toothless. He had been busy with the Toothless for hours and now wanted nothing more than a stupid cuddle or a beautiful massage from his lover Astrid.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his lovely Astrid appeared at the door, grinning smoothly.

"Put down the Toothless," Astrid said physically. "Unless you want me to run that Toothless on your eye."

Hiccup put down the Toothless. He was large. He had never seen Astrid so handsome before and it made him great.

Astrid picked up the Toothless, then withdrew a fire from her finger. "Don't be so large," Astrid said with a handsome grimace. "A dragon bit my leg this morning, and everything became amazing. Now with this Toothless and this fire I can physically rule the world!"

Hiccup clutched his awesome leg dangerously. This was his lover, his lovely Astrid, now staring at him with a handsome finger.

"Fight it!" Hiccup shouted. "The dragon just wants the Toothless for his own lovely devices! He doesn't love you, not the stupid way I do!"

Hiccup could see Astrid trembling dangerously. Hiccup reached out his eye and touched Astrid's finger physically. He was lovely, so lovely, but he knew only his awesome love for Astrid would break the dragon's spell.

Sure enough, Astrid dropped the Toothless with a thunk. "Oh, Hiccup," she squealed. "I'm so stupid, can you ever forgive me?"

But Hiccup had already moved in a tree. Like a butterfly that flew into the fire, he pressed his eye into Astrid's finger. And as they fell together in an amazing fit of love, the Toothless lay on the floor, great and forgotten.

List 10 people from HTTYD:

1. Hiccup

2. Toothless

3. Astrid

4. Snotlout

5. Ruffnut

7. Tuffnut

8. Fishlegs

9. Stoick

10. Alvin

Now, answer the questions, and be honest!

You're going to play a prank on your best friend and 4 decides to help you. What do you do?

Oh yeah, me and Snotlout make a great team. The prank will be AMAZING.

10 asks you to the movies. What's you reaction?

Scream, throw ice cream in his face, then run like crazy

You're on a date with 3. What is your first thought?

Ok. What am I doing here? Me and Astrid are just friends!

You go to a new school and see 7 is your new teacher. What do you do?

Smile. This will be a fun class. Making sarcastic comments, laughing at nothing, and practically doing absolutely nothing XD

1 admits to you that he/she is dating 2. What do you do?

STARE AT HIM BLANKLY

You and 8 want to play a trick on 9. What is your plan?

I’ll use my genius ability and Fishleg’s awesomeness to do something evil to Stoick :)

9 wants to get you and 8 back. 8 ditches you when 9 comes over. What do you do?

GODDAM DROP TO MY KNEES AND BEG FOR MY LIFE

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England) GinnyArtemisSirius'Daughter (Britian) JinxKatKazama (England), LouiLuvr (Australia),

Dude Side:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

Its hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an Xbox

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice

You own a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favourite colours

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 9

Chick Side

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile alot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 12

"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering." Dr Suess

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." Dr Suess

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac

2/10

(I will not say anything... I will not say anything...)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac

0/10

(BWHAHA)

CHILD OF HADES

You're not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

6/10

(Oh yeah, I love the darkkk)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

7/10

(I am a nature freak)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

(im not that mean, just head-strong)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis. Half of your Christmas presents last year or this year were/will be books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

(Its ok, I read lots of books yah deal with it!)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

( I love to draw. Ive been drawing horses since kindergarten. But that’s all I can draw, only horses)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

( who is zoe nightshade? And I hope by ‘monsters’ that its mythical beasts and not animals, because I would never hurt an animal, of any kind)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

(the only robots I search on google are AUTOBOTS MUHAHAAHA!!! And I LOVE fire, I always reach out and skim my finger across the top of the flames, it feels AMAZING. It doesn’t burn, it just tickles with a pinch of pain. But I love it)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

( I don’t really care about my appearance, but I need some make up and stuff to look decent at school. I’ll admit it, many people don’t)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10

(SPEED DEMON? MUHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MY CAR HAHAAHA!!!! And yes, im 15 and I drive, deal with it.)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

(um, I HATE partys, never been to one, EVER. HATE drinking so…)

Soooo I am……… CHILD OF DEMETER……OH MY GODS WOOO XD

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): LOUIZZLE ( sounds EPIC)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): GREEN HORSE

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): REBEKA LANSELL

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): HINLOPOP (HAHHAAHHAAHAHHA IF I WAS A STAR WARS CHARACTER I WOULD BE A CUTE FUZZY-LOOKING THING XD)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): GREEN COFFEE ( must be mouldy coffee )

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mia

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): PASSION SCHOOL ( those words do not mix, errhhh)

8. YOUR VIKING NAME: (random life-less object, something gross): ROCKVOMIT ( oh yeah this is totally me.)

IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THAT...WELL...WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?! XD

LOUILUVR