Hello! You already know my name but you don't know why it is what it is. It was originally supposed to be #1Consumer but you aren't allowed to use the pounds key... I chose the name because I enjoyed posting on the people's work and reading it but I never actually wrote anything or intended to write anything myself, thus I was merely a consumer. I didn't want to try and write thinking that if I posted clean stories no one would read them or I would get hate - inappropriate comments. But I found a writer who has clean stories and is really loved out here, so Closet Lethargy got me thinking that maybe it wouldn't be so bad, and now this person has even offered help to beta! Now that I've told you something you care nothing about let me tell you a little about me as a person (which you also probably don't care about).

My name is like any other, it starts with a letter from the alphabet and when you call it out I occasionally respond.

My age... About that... So I'm old enough to drive a car but young enough I don't know how...

Height, I don't even know.

Weight, why would you even need to know that? I don't even think there is a scale in my house so I haven't the foggiest.

Favorite color, to be honest I don't really know. I enjoy a good many colors. One of which is orange.

Hobbies, postings overly long comments on fanfic, trying to find books that are clean or as close to it as I'm going to get, jogging and a bunch of other boring stuff.

Words that describe me... Scary, creepy, crazy, fun, and enjoyable.

My species has yet to be categorized but if you'd like to take a shot at what I am go for it.

If you would like to request me to write something I'd be more then happy to except! I can do Detective Conan (Japanese names only), Magic Kaito, Vocaloid, Kagerou Days, Seiyuu-ka, Sevamp, Ouran high school host club, Natsume Yuujin-chou (Oh dang, I can't believe I finished them all. . . I just saw the last one a couple weeks ago. . .) and Cuticle Tantei Inaba!!! (Also if you know of shows/books/fics that you think I might like let me know!)

About my books, I'm working on a book about Vocaloids Rin, Len, and Kaito entitled "In the Darkness". I will be writing books that lack swearing, adult scenes, and homosexual pairs as it goes against morality. I hope you will read, be inspired to write, and review on not just my books but other's as well. P.S If you point out typos I will be happy. \('-')/

9/14 updates to my peeps:

Hey guys, heads up that I'm alive and back to working on In the Darkness. I was forced to take a break due to business and right when things were getting settled down I fell asleep. For 17 hours a day for almost two weeks to be exact. It's hard to see doctors apparently. . . So I found out that even though I go for outdoor runs, play guitar outside and practice karate outside I had a need for some vitamin D. Now I'm all good and back in the writing swing! And now that my muffins are done and it's after 3:00 A.M I need to go to bed.