Hi you crazy ass stalker! Are you visiting because I flamed you? Good, because I don't give a rats ass.

Okay, people replying to my flames let's get through this now, your replies clog my inbox:

1. Swear at, make fun of me all you want. I'll end up laughing my "big stupid ass" (Thank Cell28 for that cute little quote) off.

2. When people think my writing is as bad as theres. Well, um, I don't think so. I have the brains to spot bad writing.

3. I don't have stories on here for a reason. Think about it, it might occur to you why.

4. I know I have a "lot of nerve" to flame you all.

5. I, also, know I'm an insane sicko because I flame for fun.

How SYD the Second works:

1. I flame you.

2. You send me a pathetic reply that makes me laugh.

3. I read that reply.

4. Then I reply because I'm a total bitch.

5. Then I tuck the review reply into a special folder called "Replied Flames." Yes, I save the replies because I like to go back and reread them and make myself laugh my ass off.

Thank you, users who blocked me. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside:

None, YET!

Me Stuff:

My Name: Call me SYD the Second.

Gender: Female, but why do you really care?

Why I'm here: I'm a sick freak who gets off by flaming all of you unlucky bastards.

Why I Flame: More then often the people deserve to get flamed. That or their friend decided to piss me off and say "If you go after my friends I'll hunt you down!" So, obviously, flame their moronic favorites and friends. Oh, yes. I'm such a bitch.

Best Things I've Been Called: Cunt waffle and your face is a complete and utter waste of space and
probably is the cause of death of whoever gives a fuck to even look at you, courtesy of Scision.

Flaming is just as much of an art as writing, so I'll thank you not to desecrate it, courtesy of Kadaj Addiction.

I've Been Told: Flaming is an art, exclaimation points look tacky and employ good writing skills in flame, or you will appear a hypocrite. All courtesy of Kadaj Addiction.

Compliment(s): "I think your a genius... You've got a lot of nerve doin that kind of stuff. And yet you STILL haven't gotten kicked off... Rock on!" - Pottermagic313

"I think you have no clue what FEELINGS are!" - Dark-Oracle-Violet

"Some of your flames are gold. I'm particularly keen on 'Grammar isn't a monster hiding in your closest, is it?' SO wonderful." - paperxflowers

You three are the sweetest!