Hello!

My name (see psuedonym) is Kenzie Perth. I love music, and I enjoy talking to people. That's really all that's pertinent. Feel free to message me, though I often don't reply right away.

Announcements:

All of my works are now cross-posted on AO3 - stories here will not be continued.

Ongoing Stories:

Aniron: You can blame my friend for this one. Bilbo Baggins goes on an adventure with a lot more at stake the than the first time. One chapter up.

Unexpected Alliances: First chapter of the second arc up. This is planned all the way through, and it should be finished (hopefully) by the end of this year, as I have all summer. That being said, life may kill me and it might take longer. (This is old, so it has lots of plot holes and some cringy writing, as I started it before I had even finished DGM. I also didn't bother to initially think it through. It might get rewritten in all my spare time. Haha. Haha.)

His Butler, Heroic: I am currently working on another chapter. Feedback would be awesome, because I have no idea where I'm going with this.

When People Get Bored: A series of one, two, and three-shots. Will be update when my co-author is not forever grounded from the computer or when I have the motivation to write a chapter on my own.

The Dating Woes and Worries of Tsunade Senju (And Other Naruto Shorts): Initially a one-shot, has now been upgraded to a Naruto shorts collection. Will eventually include gems such as Extended Family (the one in which Sai has more family left alive than he thinks) and Badassery Upgrade (in which I make fun of stuff).

One-Shots and Completed Stories:

Ravioli Gets His Due: Just a one-shot. Or because we all hate Leverrier for what he's done, and I thought I should do something about it.

Hiyori is Worse Than Dinosaurs: Essentially a rant about the stupidity of the people in Jurassic Park 2 (the Lost World) and Hiyori kicking scientist/business man/dinosaur butt.

On the Second Go-Around: "There are no delusions for the dead. Dying is like waking up after a really good party, when you have one or two seconds of innocent freedom before you recollect all the things you did last night which seemed so logical and hilarious at the time, and then you remember the really amazing thing you did with a lampshade and two balloons, which had them in stitches, and now you realise you're going to have to look a lot of people in the eye today and you're sober now and so are they but you can both remember." - Terry Prachett. Fortunately for Aizen Sousuke, delusions of god-hood don't necessarily carry over into the next incarnation. (Short Story). Finally finished, and the epilogue has been posted.

Secrets Better-Kept Unseen: A writing exercise. Lavi's hiding a lot of things under his eyepatch. (Truth keeps laughing.) Shipping, sorry.

Potential Stories:

(Tentative Title): Apostasy: Apostisize (verb [used without object]): to totally desert or depart from one's religion, principles, party, cause, etc. A missed shot, a failed assassination, and spilling of secrets is all that it takes for Envy to betray Father and his siblings, all for the age-old wish of revenge. (An attempt to rationalize Edvy, FMA:B/Mangaverse). I swear I will finish this one day. (It's been months since I've started this.)

(Tenative Title): The Minor Annoyance of Julian Bashir: So, Julian's been sent back in time. And he's maybe assassinated Khan Noonien Singh (he deserved it). But now the Captain James T. Kirk has removed him and his "friend" Garak from the cryostasis ship, and events seem to be determined to happen exactly the same way as before... Just with different players. (Star Trek: DS9 and Star Trek: TOS)

(Tentative Title): Never Underestimate the Cook: Or, everyone sees Ichigo and Karin and Isshin as the protectors of the Kurosaki family, which is a rather amusing misconception. Particularly when Yuzu has a spatula. (Or, Yuzu gets Shinigami powers and kicks butt. Nicely.) Contains weird ships… Heh… Heh...

(Tentative Title): Native Cultures: The Doctor travels to other universes and (somehow) is surprised. Or, anime worlds are weird.

(Tentative Title): The Side-Benefits of Travel: (Will be co-written with my mother, maybe. If I can get her to do anything.) Alphonse Elric likes Xing. He likes the people of Xing a lot, too. And the people of Xing like him back. A lot. (May Chang and Ling Yao fight over the rights to seduce Alphonse Elric. Both of them try anyway.)

Fandoms:

TV:

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Star Trek (all)

Merlin

Books:

Harry Potter

Eragon

Rick Riordan

Terry Prachett

More that I can't think of

Comics:

Marvel Avengers

X-Men (lots of 'em, including spin-offs like X-caliber and the like)

Kieron Gilleon's Journey into Mystery

Young Avengers

Loki: Agent of Asgard/Axis

Ms. Marvel

The Wicked and the Divine

Anime/Manga:

D. Gray-Man

Fullmetal Alchemist (manga and Brotherhood)

Bleach

Ao no Exorcist

Black Butler

Ouran High School Host Club

Durarara

(I watch other stuff -- I just know these the best.)

Feel free to let me know about any suggestions you might have!

Kenzie Perth out.

P.S. Any and all tips are always appreciated!