ABOUT ME:

Name: Mackenzee

Age: 13

Grade: 9th

Favorite color: Purple

Fav band: Does Darren Criss count???? If not, Maroon Five

Favorite book character: Draco Malfoy or Maximum Ride

Fav couple: ClaryXJace, or MaxXFang

Incredibly Random Philosiphies of Life:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Shoot first ask questions when you retire.

I often wonder what i've done with my life. But then my clinically sane friends visit me, and I remeber why I enjoy being nuts.

Mistakes happen. But try telling that to the UN after you cause WWIII.

If you piss off the Navy, CIA, FBI, secret service, and Spetznaz all in six mintues, you know you've lived a good life. If you do it in five, you're a total failure.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

STORIES:

-Animal I Have Become: A oneshot set after COG. COFA does not exist. Tells the story of a demon's life. TEMPORARY HIATUS, need ideas.