Edward tells a story.

Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3

Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith Lehane, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto. WIP

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

Years were spent perfecting him. He's intelligent, loyal, seductive, complying and absolutely deadly. He is the one that will bring a world to its knees. But what happens when love takes root? After all, machines don't have hearts. YonSasu OroSas NejiSasu

Five years after the events of 'A Shattered Prophecy', Harry discovers the name of who betrayed him and Voldemort. He returns to Britain bent of revenge only to find himself maneuvering through webs of deceit with his only ally, a known traitor. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.

Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.

Sasuke, a young hitman, is dealing with two worlds. The first being the world of contract killing, the second is keeping his secret from his friends. Can he do both at the same time, or will he have to give one up? Chapter 15 is up! Review please!

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?

Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Instead of manifesting a Sharingan like most Uchiha, 5-year old Sasuke's eyes turn white. Alternate reality, no pairings.

ItaxSas Vamp fic. Sasuke: A runaway, hates vamps. Itachi: Vamp lord. What will happen when Sasuke becomes Itachi's slave? Can the vampire fall in love with someone who's face he's never seen? And can Sasuke accept the vampire? slight violence. !YAOI!

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.

I can only hope that this message will reach him. 'Dear 25 year old Naruto. Hello. This is the 16 year old Sasuke...' AU, with scifi references and no hint of shinobi at all. Gomen. narusasunaru, squint for nejisasu and a more obvious naruhina.

Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?

Harry Potter, known through out the vampire community as one of the deadliest slayers. Known through out the wizard community to be dead. But now, Hermione is about to find out the truth. Can love survive in the midst of a war? Dark Harry! HrH

James isn't dead. Voldemort had another torture prepared for his greatest adversary to date: only to return when the last of his blood is dead and gone. Now he must hear the story of his son's tragic life and face the youths that fought and won the war.

What's a girl to do when she's deaf, hasn't said a word since she was four, and has a jealous new sister trying to bring her down at all costs? Scars hidden under walls of silence, bleeding tirelessly. SasuHina

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

Sakura is kidnapped,and reunites with Sasuke. She realizes that the Uchiha has changed drastically...and that instead of ridding of his inner demons, they have almost completely taken over him in his thirst for power. SasuSaku

ANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]

NarutoHPXover Deidara was stuck in a castle with a senile old man, a bunch of whiny brats, and was probably going to be turned into a hitokugutsu by Sasori when he got back. Man, life sucked right about then.

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.

Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV

Neji and Sasuke were sent on a mission six months ago. Now, they're back, but something's off. They're keeping secrets and Sasuke's eyes are blank. What happened and what will it take for those secrets to be revealed? NejiSasu

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

Brought to an Alternate Reality where Voldemort died years ago, Harry Potter has to cope with, yet again, being expected to save the world. The problem is, he failed the last time he tried. DISCONTINUED

Sequel to Sound and Leaf. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke's relationship has taken a new turn. But what will happen after their first night together? Naruto has to leave for a mission with his genin team… will everything go as planned?

Itachi was a void. Like a black hole, he sucked in all that Naruto and Sasuke once had. The relationships they had worked so hard to build was being torn down right before their very eyes. NaruSasu, ItaSasu. DarkFic,Incest,Yaoi.

Crossover between Naruto and Harry Potter. Six months after Sasuke has been rescued and returned to Konohagakure, his Cell and Cell 9 are given the mission to infiltrate a distant school to judge the security. Shonenai Iruka X Kakashi

Sasuke and Naruto, the highest ranking ANBU in the village of Kohona, are assigned a new mission. Where to you ask? Britain! NarHP crossover. If you don't like crossovers then this fic's not for you. Okies! Have a nice day!

The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]

Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.

Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.

And this is how they fall. [chapter 5, Daring]

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

Abandoned. Rewritten as The Dark Wars: Empire's Plight.

Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth

Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.

A random misadventure just for grins. Bad humor. Suigetsu is tired, Sasuke is a bad ass, Karin is annoying, and Juugo wants to kill people. Spoils recent manga [around chapter 350ish]. Whatever.

In the midst of a battle, Sakura and Karin meet. Sequel up.

Seriously,it's always Sasuke who's protecting cute, innocent Naruto.Now it's Naruto's turn to protect cute, innocent Sasuke. Narusasu

It isn't really that complicated, Sasuke knows his new team will never become like family. KarinSasukeSuigetsu

It's because Sasuke is a curious and quiet boy. It's because Suigetsu is stuck there and likes to babble. It's because... really, they're not quite sure why Sasuke still comes and Suigetsu still talks. [slight SuiSasuSui]

AU Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston? Crossover with the Boondock Saint

crossover with Harry Potter. Complete and utter crack, inserted into my graymatter by the JILLIONS of other HPNaruto crossovers. Voldemort lands in Konoha. . .please don't kill me. . .please?

[Team Seven][Oneshot] 'So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.' Sakura and fairy tales, and memories and faith and angst, except when it's not.

Suigetsu takes Sasuke aside to explain to him the relevancy between Karin and a strawberry milkshake. [SuigetsuxKarin] Lol.

NaruSasu. Yaoi. Some reflections about Sasuke and Naruto, a meeting between them… and what happens afterwards. Please Read. I'm really not good with summaries. Chapter 12 is rated M. Has a sequel called 'Frogs and Snakes'

Did you ever wonder how Team 7 became such close friends despite being so different from each other? Team 7's past life revealed! "Say it… again. Tell me… one more time.""I love you."

Harry was taken away right after Dumbledore placed him on the doorstep. Harry spent 15 yrs traveling the world and learning magic. He now returns to Hogwarts at 16. All 5 books wrapped into one. Full summary inside.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Naruto has already saved Sasuke's ass, Sasuke just hasn't realized it yet. The final ficlet in the Team Seven reunion series, third after Break Even and No Code.

Sasuke comes back. Nothing spectacular happens. At first. SasuKaka and an evil Orochimaru who wants Sasuke back.

Fed up with the clan, Itachi decides, not to go on a murderous rampage, but to Kidnap Sasuke and run away from Konoha to raise the child himself.... Poor Itachi... Chap 1 revamp, thanks gman

Xover wDark Angel, Harry Potter as the wizarding world knew him never existed. In his place was X5701, a soldier of Manticore. After discovering the existence of Voldemort, Harry is thrown into a war that will determine the fate of wizards and muggles

Uchiha Sasuke had picked up the art of handstands from Kakashi. [GEN, 379 words]

PostHBP Following a trail of mysterious messages with a Yin & Yang symbol on them, Harry comes to certain devastating revelations, pushing him down the path to darkness. Dark!Harry, no romance.

Kabuto understands Sasuke better than Orochimaru does. A short snippet playing off of Chapter 342.

AU. A young Harry Potter wishes for a friend ... then along comes Tom, and he’s not quite as imaginary as many presume.

AU, Modern. Some people are beyond help, but no one is beyond hope. But Naruto doesn't want to settle for hope, not when the Snake is threatening to destroy Sasuke forever. NaruSasu.

[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.

AU! Nikolai is a coldblooded killer. Problem is he's the BoyWhoLived as well. It's not going to be pretty when he is arrested and sent to Hogwarts for reform. Dark, Independent Harry. Abandoned

[title has got nothing to do with story] Sasuke's return but he's not a traitor. And with his return, so does a whole load of...? i can't make up my mind! Bleargh. Please read! My first ficcie.

AU Attraction only takes a moment to happen. Falling in love, however, requires thinking and on the occasion, a phone and alcohol. In which Sasuke was not happy when a pale eyed Japanese girl showed up at his apartment and shoved a mobile in his face.

AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

Mikoto clenched her jaw and tried not to sob, whispering to her baby their prayer – be strong, be strong, baby, be strong – between contractions. [Uchiha family, Sasuke.]

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

The most dangerous weapon in Tenten’s arsenal is not a kunai. It is not a shurikun. It is not a special jutsu. It is her sex. prokunochi fic

The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?

Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

[Team Yondaime fic] Kakashi's bad fashion choices somehow lead to a tender moment between Obito and Rin.

[ItaSasu] Itachi only ever gives Sasuke half of himself and now it's too late. Warning: character death.

AU drabble. Chibi!Sasuke!Abuse and incest warnings. Itachi wants, Sasuke misunderstands, Kakashi helps.

Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.

Tom Riddle was more powerful than anybody realized. Harry Potter lies defeated and torn. A living memory, a Prophecy, and a truth that will shatter Harry's world. PostCoS, Powerful,nonhuman!Harry. Play as a god, and creation will seek vengeace.

War is raging across the world, and Voldemort has done the unthinkable. Now, with time running out, can Harry harness powers that he knows nothing of? While killing the people he loves most? PostHBP. HarryMultiSlaveDom. Full Summary Inside.

An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

It was a stupid kind of crush, the kind that stupid smart girls were prone to. [Sakura x Sasuke]

To understand a person, look to the family. Kiba's clan is unconventional in every sense. [Spoilers for Rescue Sasuke Arc]

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

A series of oneshots about Kabuto and Sasuke at Otogakure

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

A story about Harry growing up and killing things.

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

...There were none. [OneShot]

After a short life of peace in Konoha, Sasuke is kidnapped away by his brother, his memories erased. Naruto won't let him go, but what are Itachi's true intentions...? [ItachixSasuke . ItaSasu]

[Sasuke x Sakura] Sasuke embraces the rain.

[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.

Orochimaru has reached his limit on how much he can take of Sasuke and Kabuto bickering. Kabuto finds a way to get along with Sasuke, temporarily at leasy... KabuSasu

She had always been good at lying. He just never realized it. Sasuke remembers his mother and the sacrifices she made for him. The sacrifice of trust. Oneshot.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

When it comes to Sasuke, living or dying for Sakura had never been a matter of choice. Dark sort of whatif set perhaps 10 years into the future, beware EvilSasuke!

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

Sasuke has gone insane. Naruto takes care of him. [implied SasuNaru or NaruSasu, drabble, not really a dark fic. X3]

Oneshot. Why green? Tenten asks her sensei a simple question and gets a more complex answer.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku

SasuSaku It was one dance with a mysterious dark stranger, but it had felt like so much more.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.

Sasuke was creating a problem for Kakashi. Actually Sasuke was the cause of all of Kakashi’s most recentproblems and even some of the not so recent ones. Sasuke didn’t even seem torealize that he caused problems. Kakasasu.

Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

[Oneshot]Through the years, Neji has always questioned on why she had no last name. Light NejiTen

[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.

What happens when Gai challenges Kakashi to a fanfiction contest? Chaos...Sasusaku a little Nejiten

The boys have some introspective dialogue on their relationships. Generic pairings. Short oneshot.

Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.

Ask him, and he would’ve denied it. But somewhere along the line, it became blatant truth. He was addicted to her. Can be interpreted as SasuSaku, or AntiSasuSaku

Shounenai. KakaSasu. Fluff. R&R. What happened during Kakashi and Sasuke's personal training before the final part of the Chuunin exam. And why does Kakashi always wear his mask?

Every hero has a beginning, and every hero has a fall. And every hero has all those things that happen inbetween. [oneshot]

One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.

It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a Hidden Village to raise a ninja.

Sasuke always thought that Itachi was a genius. However, sometimes even a genius makes mistakes. Short drabble, set the night of the Uchiha Slaughter.

Sasuke-oriented. Completed. Another foe, another fight, another chance. Revelations and the final journey home. Uchiha Sasuke returns to Konoha at last. Comments and constructive criticism, absolutely and completely welcome. Enjoy.

What others see as rain, Sasuke sees as blood.

Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.

His family is dead, his brother is a murderer, his heart is missing. They call him a genius.

Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)

[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...

AU: All it takes is one suggestion, one lie, and Itachi is still the brother Sasuke loves. ItachiSasuke. Incest. Yaoi.

Kakashi and Sasuke training in the canyons by themselves form a connection.

In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.

How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]

It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.

Sasuke's weakness exposed.