Hallo! I just joined up, and am still trying to figure out how to get my stories here... but when they're here, they'll be CRAZY!! CRACK crazy! YEAH!!... Well, anyway... here are the things to come, or that MIGHT come whenever I figure everything out... oh, and if you didn't notice, I love my OCs. But that's good for you, because they're fricken' awesome. I've been told on many occasions by different people that they fit in really well with whatever I'm doing. Someone who wasn't too familiar with Naruto read one of my Fanfics for it, and didn't believe me when I told them that my OC wasn't in the actual series. It was pretty funny, and when I told someone else about it, they agreed then broke out laughing. Yeah. So, enjoy!

~The Dark Wraiths~: An original story about a band of Thieves who are more cheerful than their name implies. They're completed by an uber short mastermind, a chick with really wild split personalities, a self absorbed bishounen werewolf, and two emo demon's, one of which who get's mistaken for a guy most of the time and who has a vortex to the underworld in her bellybutton, and the other of which who wields the "Scarlette Edge", a pair of giant scissors. Wacky hijinks ensured as they quest to find and steal the ULTIMATE LOOT that was so commonly named, the "Washing Stone". But how does an evil talking red balloon named "Loony" fit into this? I don't know, but it sounds pretty exciting!

~We're all Mad here~: An idea I had, where myself and three of my friends somehow end up in Naruto. I follow Lee around and become the first fangirl he knows about(I follow Shika and Shino around too, thought not as much). Spike convinces Gaara(She's in denial of her love for him!) to go drinking with her, and are drunk most of the time. C borders on the naivety and has a strange moment with Akamaru. Jessi-cat kills Sakura and Ino before Spike and I can, then makes out with Sasuke because he thinks she's a guy. Alot more interesting things happen when I get Lee(And everyone except Kankuro, Jiraya(sp?), Sakura and Ino) to take a bath with me, and Kakashi temporarily becomes a pedofile when he accepts C's feelings! Any ideas for this maddness? I'm all ears!

~A Peculiar Shade of White~: There's a new face in Konoha, and Hinata can't seem to find any peace from the crazy girl. But why does she sound so much like Naruto at times...? And why does the Hyuuga Princess feel like she's drowning whenever she's near?

~Air Raid~: Picture Gundam Wing, but with a slight occult aspect. The technology remains the same, but you can find vampires and demons, and even those who hunt them! That's what the girls at Mabudachi Inc have to deal with. To protect humanity and combat these creatures of the night(And the crazier humans), renowned scientist Rico Tyrell puts into motion the "Air Raid" project. This project puts to use her new Lucky-go-Humanity-chan-Suits, the human sized battle armor designed to do amazing feats! She's selected three teenage girls to be the pilots. Rico's adopted daughter Nana, the evil dictator in training Keane Watanabe, and the enigmatic creepy girl Amai Hibari! The only thing these three have in common, is that their childhoods were destroyed by the greedy Mondago Corporation! Nana almost died from blood-loss, after her arms and legs were blown off in the explosion that took away her family. Keane's parents were murdered, while she was taken away to a cruel questioning facility, before being rescued by two brave men. Amai was the sole survivor of her town's massacre, but was later framed for it and locked away in an insane asylum for ten years. They want revenge desperately, but what will happen when they cross paths with the Gundam Wing boys in a strange twist? And what is a Triste, and who is this Jeremy kid who claims to be one? Find out!

~The Master of enjoying Life~: Shikamaru's being haunted. By who exactly? A bubbly ghost who insists on teaching him how to enjoy life. She says that while she was still alive, she worked out the best ways to enjoy things! Shikamaru doesn't believe her for a second. But as he tries out the things she says, he comes to realise that he'd been missing a lot. But as Tsubame the ghost's true intentions come to light, will Shikamaru be able to help the disembodied spirit who he has developed feelings for? A humor fic that MIGHT turn into an adventure or romance fic.

~A Spider the Size of my Cat~: Someone's gone and cursed my favorite shirt, causing it to randomly generate dozens of spiders that are all attempting to reach the top of my head. It's up to Shino to help me, in a way that no one expected no less. Ah, the tales we'll spin when the Spiders take over the world!

~The Swan and Crow~: I named the title that because Hakucho translates to Swan, while Karasu(Kankurou's puppet) translates to Crow. Actualy, it doesn't make that much sense, because Karasu doesn't make that many appearances... whatever. When Gaara is called to Konoha on Kage buisiness, the older Sand Siblings decide to come with him. Upon ariving, Gaara goes off in the direction of the Hokage's office, Temari flies off to "scout out" Shikamaru, and Kankurou decides to wander around. While wandering, Kankurou unknowingly walks into a deserted part of town, and witnesses a crime between a girl cradling a bundle, and a man wearing a bird mask with the Kanji for star in the center of it's forehead. Kankurou rushes to her aid in just enough time to catch her when she is knocked unconcious by a strange Aerial objects thrown by the masked man, who disappeares right after the unidentified weapon returned to his hand. About an hour later the girl woke up, and to his dismay, Kankurou learns that getting hit by the flying thing earlier had given her amnesia. All she could remember was her name, age, and one word: Mukudori. Starling. Having nothing better to do(And being a bleedingh heart when it came to a pretty face), Kankurou decides to help this Hakucho-chan recover her memory. After she heartily agrees, she opens the bundle she had until now clutched protectivly to her chest. It containes a packet of assorted food pills, a little scarlet recipe booklet, and a white silver ring in the form of a swan extending it's wings to touch around underneath it at the tips. She can't remember what they are for, but still feels that they hold some importance. Will Hakucho-chan regain her memory? Will her secrets be reveled? Was the masked man her ex-boyfriend returning for revenge, like Kankurou secretly suspects? Will the Sand Siblings take advantage of the poor girl? All these questions and more will be answered!

~The Little Shop Otaku~: The story of an extra bipolar girl, who, with the help of a friend and the aptly named "God of Sarcasm" Security guard, starts a little shop tending to all your Otaku needs! But as chance would have it, a strange occurence occured, causing the shop to play host to a multitude of random Anime moments and characters. Visits from obnoxious demons, a hentai tentacle monster, extra "bouncy" magical girls, and all sorts of other strange things. And just because I'm so nice(And lazy), if you ask, I'll give you or your character their own random appearance as a demon, customer, or whatever! So, just ask... yeah...

~MMORPG Heaven~: A tale not often told, about an exclusive gaming convention revolving around a specific, popular MMORPG. Though the convention is more of a tournament than anything else. The four person parties of the game from all over the world gather together to compete for fablulous prizes and talkshow spots! One particular group is the star of our tale, having never seen each other before(Like most of the groups). Upon gathering, our young heroes are quite startled at what they discover! Join them in their strange adventures through the world of Gaming, Internet, and more! Warning: May contain continuous nosebleeds, strange and at sometimes rude referrences, and prods at moral standards. Do not opperate heavy machinery after taking MMORPG Heaven. May induce drowsiness, random fits of insane laughter, and fangirlish(Or fanboyish) squeels of delight.

~Running with Scissors~: A Rock Lee Romance fic! Yay! A slightly darker thing than what I'm used to writing. Lee gets an S RANKED MISSION, so is sent as an ambassador to a Village in the North in attempts to establish a sort of treaty and communication lines. But as he moves closer to his missions' completion, the Village's dark past comes into light. And so slowly, Lee is mentaly matured to a more meloncholy and cold person, as he is dragged through a series of terrifying events by a strange, giant scissors wielding girl who calls herself "Anarchy"(Oh, I wonder who that could be!). I'll probably be crying at some point while I write it, though. I'm a die-hard Lee fangirl at heart... but at least Anarchy will be there to shield him from most of the things I throw at him! YOSH!

~Painting Death~: Relena takes an unexpected trip to a warehouse in an alleyway of a deserted street. She drags Heero and Duo as well as her butler Pagan along with her. Meet Aste! Painter by trade and professional Relena hater. A mysterious painting that has a hidden importance needs its secret's revealed! So, with her keen eye for detail and exstensive knowledge of all things paint and canvas, Aste is the only one for the job. In return(Even though she's looking forward to it), Relena has agreed to make Duo return to the Art Studio for a few hours every day to be Aste's newest painting subject. She had been in a slump lately, you see. As the "God of Death" returns day after day, and has a chance to talk to the seemingly inhospitable Artist, a mutual friendship forms between them. But saddly, the mysterious painting with the hidden meaning was more valuable than originaly thought, as everyone soon realises. A nightmarish organization is after it for evil purposes, so Aste is pulled unknowingly into it all. Will Duo be able to help her? And will their friendship blossom into something else? Not likely, but it could happen.

~Death Space~: Watanuki Miwa claims to be a "normal" teenage boy, but little does he know, that he is the reincarnation of Yajuu the demon king! That's the name of the Ninetailed Fox who began speaking to him five days ago, insisting that he go to a strange place known only as "Death Space", to reclaim his throne and title of King. When he accidentaly falls into the river, he somehow ends up in Death Space. But, he's not alone as he soon figures out. Demons inhabit this strange world! Ones that want to kill him in order to become the new ruler, and ones that want to solidify their wishes of being his Queen! So as he finds his way out of life or death situations, relying on his wits or abilities he didn't know he had, he must choose between four beautiful demon Queens to marry. Who will it be? Natsuko(Nat-soo-ko) the Lioness Queen of furries, Kinoko(Kee-no-ko) the Fungus Queen and master of the formidable Kigen Arts, Angst-ridden Queen Jiu(Jee-oo) of the plains of Chaos, or the mysterious but annoying Ranna of "Riddles and Mist": the foggy land hidden in your minds eye that shouldn't exist? And how do the characters of Yu yu Hakusho fit into all of this!? All of our questions will be answered once Watanuki's destiny is decided!

~I'LL be your Mother!~: The heartwarming tale of how one of my many characters adopts Gaara. They have many wonderful experiences! They go to a Fair, to the Movies, to a Barbershop to get Gaara a haircut, and even shopping for groceries at the Super Market! And no, Gaara doesn't end up killing her! Amazing!

~The Wallflower's Keeper~: Meet Shichi! Pronounced Shi-chi. Cousin of the creepy Sunako Nakahara, and self proclaimed bishounen hater! You come to understand this when she quickly makes an enemy of Ranmaru the original Ladys' Man, becomes one of Kyohei the "Fighter King's" greatest rivals, makes the caring feminist Takenaga take her off of his list of girls to be polite to, and ends up getting the gentle, cheerful, and emotional Yukinojo(Yuki for short) to blow up at her. Shichi doesn't mind, though. She starts to REALLY hate them though when they interfere with her usual reutine of doing her chores in a Maids Uniform(Don't ask) as quickly as possible, so she can spend the next few days asleep. The adopted daughter of the Landlady, Shichi showed up out of the blue about a month ago, explaining that she needed a place to live until she could figure something out. She soon found out that her foster Mum had run off with her boyfriend half a year back, so is forced to become the new Landlady in her place. It all goes well, until Shichi hatches a devious plan to get the pretty boys out of her and Sunako's hair for a little while. That's why she sends them on an all expenses paid vacation to somewhere far, far away for a week and a half! In the end, Noi(Takenaga's girl) and Machiko(Yuki's girl) end up staying with Shichi and Sunako at the Nakahara manshion during the time the guys are away. Wacky hijinks ensure as the handsome and charming werewolf Rei appears, Eliza the ghost and collector of beautiful men returns for revenge, and the Christmas rapist comes back to finish what he started. You can't miss this!

And now here are the things I might put up here that have been on other Fanfiction sites. It's not likely that I'll put them here, but I still MIGHT.

~The Furies of Death~: In this reality, Death is a scary little girl as old as time itself. She's very consciences about the different things that happen in the human world, so she sends out her Furies on random occasions to correct the wrongs she decided need correcting! There's Urei, the eldest: Fury of Saddness and Grief who is a bit of a pervert and a Stag in disguise. Mitsune, the second eldest: Fury of Rage and Hatred who will one day destroy everything and who in reality is a big nine tailed fox with PMS. Watanuki, the second youngest: Fury of Confusion and Idiocy who will never get what you're talking about, remain an idiot when it comes to girls, and who is actualy a big putty tat. Then finally, the youngest, and most lovable of the group: Hana: Fury of Joy and Bubbles(Tee hee?) who can't stop smiling and giggling, and who on the side works as a honey colored Raccoon that comes in different sizes and makes flowers magically pop up on your head. And what do they go and do? Attempt assassination on a Barbarian Warlord and end up creating, then falling into a spinning vortex of doom that takes them, where? Into different universes, or "serieses". The universes, or "serieses" that belong to our favorite anime characters. And so, while the Furies are away, a large, crazy party is held till the end of time doth part the party goer's heads from their bodies. You may ask, "Who started all this?" Why, Rin. The girl who comitted suicide just a week ago, and who ended up becoming the new Ruler of Hell, after she unwittingly gave Lucifer amnesia. Death swears she had no part in it, while she crosses her fingers behind her back.

~The Art of Folding Paper~: An Avatar the Last Airbender Romance story. Don't kill me! The Miwa Twins: Rekki the Woman Chaser and his little sis Naru the mute Paper Master(Paper Bender), somehow get tangled up with the Avatar Party and Zukko when the Ministry of Foreign Affairs gets taken over by a greedy Corporate dog. So it's up to them to play rescuer when Naru gets Kidnapped for doing something no one else can do. And the swarms of purple wombats bent on destroying the world haven't even been mentioned yet!

~A Perfect Disguise~: An EdXEnvy fic! In attempts to get closer to his dear Chibi, Envy disguises himself as one of many passengers on a train. Meet Annie and Ude: the beautiful but quiet aspiring writer, and the handsome but talkative chef! Whilst sharing a Train compartment with Ed and Al, Ude convinces the Elric Duo to travel with him to see his enfeebled Granny in a place called Iron Town. Annie, who also shared the compartment, tags along, just for the heck of it. Could Envy be one of them? Or another Passenger, but in a different compartment? Only "I" really know! Well... and Kris. But she's not too interested in anything that doesn't involve Roy... well... whatever!

~Is this the end of our Love?~: The thrilling tale of two lovers, seperated and dragged to different worlds! The only way they can communicate is via text messaging, as they try to find a way back to each other!

~Hope to kill you soon!~: What happened after ~Is this the end of our Love?~. Tsutsuji and Karasu have been reunited! Saddly enough, Karasu has just found out that his girlfriend has a strange history of murdering the ones she loves. So! Now he has to run for his life, hoping she isn't around the next bend! Think he'll make it out alive?

Because I'm so nice, I've made a special guide to show you which Fanfics will have what(Not counting the ones on other sites). Like what Anime/Manga they take place in, if they aren't completely original.

Naruto Fics and characters making appearances:

~We're all Mad here~: Xin(Me), Spike(My friend), C(My friend), Jessi-cat(My friend), Rock Lee, Gaara, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Shino, Kankurou, Hinata-chan, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~A Peculiar Shade of White~: Hinata-chan, Henna the OC, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~The Master of Enjoying Life~: Shikamaru, Tsubame-chan the OC ghost, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~A Spider the Size of my Cat~: Shino, me, Spiders, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~The Swan and Crow~: Kankurou, Hakucho-chan the OC amnesiac, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~Running with Scissors~: Rock Lee, Anarchy-chan the OC and Demon of Children/Teenage Rebellion, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~I'LL be your Mother!~: Gaara, Uchi-chan the OC and Gaara's new Mom, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

Gundam Wing Fics and characters making appearances:

~Air Raid~: Nana the OC, Kein the OC, Amai the OC, Rico the OC, Jeremy the OC, The Gundam Boys, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~Painting Death~: Duo, Aste the OC, The Gundam Boys, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

Yu yu Hakusho Fics and characters making appearances:

~Death Space~: Watanuki the OC, Yajuu the OC, Natsuko the OC, Kinoko the OC, Jiu the OC, Ranna the OC, the Yuyu gang plus Jin.

The Wallflower Fics and characters making appearances:

~The Wallflower's Keeper~: Shichi the OC, Sunako, Noi, Machiko, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

Original Fics and characters making appearances:

~The Dark Wraiths~: Rin, The Paper Fox, Rei, Anarchy, Spike, Ree'ja, and any character that feels like making an appearance.

~The Litte Shop Otaku~: Uchi-chan, Rei, Jeremy the Security Guard, and any character, person, or creature that feels like making an appearance.

~MMORPG Heaven~(The RP character is first, then the person playing the character): Curry/Alex, Raum/Trent, Bandit/Jason, Borzola/Mike, Skylense/Lexi(Luffs!), Killjoy/Spike(Luffs!), Music/Nancy, Nenedhel/Amber, and any character that feels like making an appearance.