
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
Hey, What's up, i'm 20 years old and I'm very outgoing, i'll talk to pretty much anyone. I'm an otaku and I love music. Metal, punk, pop punk, screamo, and jrock are my fav genres, but i'll listen to just about anything except rap. I also love to read and I love the Lord of the Rings books and movies. I also like video games when I can play them (i currently have no system of my own *sadface*) My fav games include DDR, Kingdom Hearts, COD, Assassins Creed, Bioshock, and of course, my all time fav, Pokemon. I also have a bunch of yu gi oh cards, and yes, I do still play =D I love going for walks as well, especially in really scenic areas. I hate spicy food and annoying neighbors that let their kids run around screaming at two in the morning. I have a phobia of thunderstorms and spiders. I just recently started writing, but if you'd ever like a oneshot written for you, i'm always willing to do that. Just message me what you'd like and your details and I'll see what I can do =] Like I said, i'll talk to pretty much anyone about anything so if you also like you can talk to me on my AIM (rawrninjamuffins)
1. Gaara
2. Deidara
3. Aki
4. Sasori
5. Shidonii
6. Sasuke
7. Itachi
8. Naruto
9. Neji
10. Kiba
11. Hinata
12. Lee
1) ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sasuke/Hinata, yes I have. and the one i did read was actually very good
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
very :D
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lee and Naruto o.o run. run far.
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
yeah quite a few
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
haha oohhh yeah XD i'm sure they would
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
hmmm I think Shidonii/Kiba would be better (but not as good as Shidonii/Deidara :D)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...that would be very...awkward. and i'm sure he would go let Shidonii know of this
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.
Aki and Kiba...hmm i think their personalities are pretty similar, so i think they whole fanfic would end up being Aki trying to steal Akamaru...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
yes..yes there is. i've seen it and i don't care for it
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Restoring Itachi's youth. though i think it'd end up more humor than hurt/comfort
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure XD Shidonii-kun is awesome like that
13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
hmmm i don't think so
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
ha! Shidonii/Deidara/Gaara that'd be awkward XD
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
woof?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Go the Distance from Hercules. perfect for naruto
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
There will be crack.
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
i have no clue im too tired to think
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
I'm sure she would be very confused and there would be a lot of stuttering
20) How emo is Seven?
very.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a BLONDE, so I must be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a Rebublcation, so I MUST not belivie in helping the poor.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
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Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. (Most the time... I do get dragged quite often...
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn. (I am a blonde!)
] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
] - I like it when it rains. (I frickin hate rain. it's wet. the feeling of water on my skin freaks me out)
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]
Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken. (Haha I wouldn't site model if I did)
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc. (Frickin water...)
[Konan Score: 2]
Itachi Uchiha
X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]
Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3 (Blood makes me sick...)
[X] - I dislike my own appearance
] - Underwater in the ocean is beautiful scenery. (Its too wet )
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. (I'm only 5'2 ;_;)
[ ] - I like water sports. (No!)
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]
Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient. (I'm a single mother. Impatience isn't an option)
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. (gross)
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (yeah but i love her)
[ X] - I'm the smallest of my friends. (*sad face*)
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 5 ]
Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. ( I'm almost the oldest)
[X] - I hate Tobi.
]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.
[Deidara Score: 5]
Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[ X] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off. ( only most teenagers who mess with the tvs in mah store)
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]
Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (I had a huge self harm issue i had to overcome)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents. (yeah i'm a huge klutz)
[Hidan Score: 5]
Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
{] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 3 ]
Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive. (
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 0]
Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated; nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. (
] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru Score: 2]
So apparently i'm Deidara, Sasori, or Hidan