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Joined 10-29-13, id: 5274651, Profile Updated: 12-01-18
Author has written 4 stories for Gallagher Girls, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Edgar Allan Poe.

Hey guys! Courtney here. If you were wondering(you probably weren't but...) here are some things to know about me, as written by me from 2-3 years ago, and subsequently edited by me from 2018 (who is hardcore procrastinating her essay.)


I love to write, and I absolutely LOVE to read. My friends joke that I read like I breathe.

I would list my favorite books, but it would be hard to stop adding things. There are so many other good books out there that I enjoy!!

Also, I'll probably add too many side comments cause I can never filter my incessant internal monologue.

Ehh...I'll list some anyways! ;-)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (My answer to everything...42!)

Les Miserables (The ENTIRE 1,463 page book. NOT the abridged 400-page version. In my book (no pun intended), you gotta go all the way or don't read it at all! It took me a month and a half, but it was sooooo worth it.)

Percy Jackson/The Lost Heroes Series (Kinda the same thing)

Harry Potter! (Still waiting for my letter. It's probably just lost in the mail or something.)

Lord of the Rings series...I'm including the Silmarillion here.

Dune (The first 2. The rest...go downhill from there)

Gallagher Girls (obviously. I've read every book at least 5 times.)

Trinity!!! (I'm like really into Irish history, and this historical fiction book is incredibly accurate in its portrayal of Irish Independence.)

Lucifer's Hammer (Hard science fiction is great to really get into...)

Ringworld (more sci-fi)

Wrinkle in Time series. (I always found tesseracts fascinating.)

Dragonriders of Pern series

Legend series

1984 & Brave New World ( 2/3 of ya classic dystopian bois because I kinda think Kelvin 724 is overrated)

Darkest Powers

Mortal Instruments

The Screwtape Letters

Anne of Green Gables

The Scarlet Letter ( Lowkey identify with Hawthorne's tendency to drone on for like 4 pages about the description of a single room.)

The Razorland Trilogy (I seriously recommend this one. Rare series that gets better with each book)

ETC! I'll probably add more as I remember ;)


Some boring little tidbits:

I'm a pretty driven person, although sometimes I lose motivation just like anyone else (read: I fluctuate between intense and annoying perfectionist, and stressed out procrastinator.)

Useless, random knowledge is my specialty, (math, however, is not.) My favorite subjects are probably Science, History, and English. Physics can kindly take a hike.

I also play soccer and am a Goalkeeper, am involved in student government, and like to occasionally venture back into the performing arts if I can. I actually was a dancer for 8 years before I had to give it up for HS soccer.

If you can't tell from the following, I'm really into music. I love alternative,(*sigh* a lost, meaningless genre nowadays...wow that sounded a lot less pretentious in my head...) some classic rock, pop punk, heavy rock/heavy metal, etc. Strangely, I also really like New Wave, and you know the late alt and synth stuff in the 80s and 90s that evolved from it. The Cure is one of my favorite bands, and seeing their concert was like one of the best experiences in my life haha.

I have an addiction to using far too many modifiers. Verbosity is the spice of life, and you can pry my adjectives from my cold, dead hands.

I'm great at proofreading other people's work, and awful at proofreading my own. 100% know I have already made at least 5 spelling mistakes somewhere in this mess of a bio.

I'm always far too busy with homework and activities ( and as much as I try not to, I complain about that far too much...typical stressed-out college kid).

I love winter. It's my favorite season. I get to ski, drink hot cocoa, apple cider, and there's SNOW! I LOOOOVE snow! I also love Christmas and New Years Eve.


So, now that all that stuff about me has been said...

I would love to hear from all of you! You can PM me if you have any advice, ideas, comments or anything else you want to share. I always try to get back to you as soon as I can, and would love to get to know my fellow golden trash bags a little bit better.

If any of y'all want to contact me feel free to PM me. You can follow me on Instagram if you'd like @courtkeeper1

Thanks for your continued support.

-Courtney

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The Unbecoming of Chloe Saunders by admonitio reviews
[AH] Chloe was like a ripped couch cushion. Insides falling out but you flip her the other way, she's fine and pretty and brand-new again. Rated for sensitive subject. (Final chapter, 18, up!)
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Chloe S., Derek S.] Royce B. - Complete
Taken by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are natural High School enemies. The History Nerd vs. The Popular Jock. During a Lockdown, they are kidnapped, and they only have each other. They need to work together, even if it's against everything they know, to escape. Will their pride be too much for them? Or will they be able to work together after all?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,274 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Savage Heart by VeraRain18 reviews
Chloe thought that she could go unnoticed in school, but when her father turns to the Triads for help Chloe soon finds out that being invisible will be impossible. Forced into marriage, stuck in a love triangle, trying to find a killer, and still only being 16 - how much can Chloe take? (No supernatural powers in this story, Rating might change, and everyone is one year older.)
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 234,570 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
The Journey Of Life by Whisper-of-Warning reviews
"Life is a precious thing; sometimes we forget that." With the help of the town Outcast, a prestigious boy will be thrown head first into a raging sea of life and love with nothing to hang onto but the idea of hope. This isn't your average love story. This is about a lost boy and the girl that guided him back home. "There's something about you, Jace Herondale, something special."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
New Girl by hashtagfanfiction reviews
After her mom get's a new job offer, Cammie finds herself moving out of her old private school in New York City to a small high school in the tiny town of Roseville. The only reason Cammie is okay with it? The infuriatingly charming Zach Goode is doing his best to make her feel welcome. Of course, things would be easier if Cammie actually knew what she was doing.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,249 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
A Crown of Golden Leaves by A Crownless Queen reviews
Annabeth, a Lady from the declining polis of Athens, must marry the Heir Apparent of Rome to save the rapidly expanding world from a threat even the gods couldn't foresee. [Cover created by shadowsleek.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,230 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Cinema Tonight by SoraMcMullins reviews
One rainy day, Clary meets the man of everyone's dreams. What begins as an improbable friendship soon becomes something far deeper. Each chapter, told in two parts, offers a look into their past and explores their present. AU, AH and definitely rated M. Of course, while the ideas are mine the characters are not.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 237,571 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Hurricane by SmurfZXC714 reviews
Cammie had become defiant. Something had snapped when she'd started her mission. She no longer listened to what she was told. She'd become strong willed and independent, to a point of concern. She was on the brink of ruining everything that her mother had worked for her entire life. And it was all because of Zach Goode.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,767 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Saudade by GreenNinja23 reviews
In the new apocalyptic world, Annabeth Chase wants nothing more to find her family. When she stumbles across Percy Jackson and his small group of survivors, she finds something she didn't know she was looking for. Follow this ragtag group, as they try to find a safe place to call home; fighting through the monsters knocking on their door. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 257,061 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., OC - Complete
When Tomorrow Comes by Catiegirl reviews
When Tomorrow Comes is the sequel to my AU, One More Day With You. It follows Anne and Gilbert after their engagement, until the summer after the two of them graduate. With prizes yet to be won and dreams to explore, Anne and Gilbert work together to prepare for whatever awaits them around the next bend in the road.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,591 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Complete
Smoulder by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
Marinette traced her fingers down the smooth lines of the magazine, a blush creeping to her face. It wasn't just his toned, muscular body that set her aflame, although that was certainly a bonus. It was his eyes. The way his body appeared, languid like a summers day. His body said relax but his eyes said devour. She'd seen those eyes before...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,700 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Captured by iLoveMeSomeCaptainAmerica reviews
Clary, daughter of Luke Garroway, leader of the Resistance, is captured by the Vampires. She is sold to the mysterious prince and forced to abide by his rules. Struggling to feel hatred towards the monster that is responsible for her mother's death, she must keep her identity a secret in order to protect her people and their cause. "You belong to me." AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 157,215 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. But when her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy," homophobic classmates try to tear them apart. A Hana-Kimi redux.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,150 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
City Girl, Country Boy by SoDeSi47 reviews
Actress Annabeth Chase wants desperately to get the part in an upcoming movie. The only problem is the character has to know how to ride horses, and Annabeth doesn't. So she goes to a ranch in Colorado for the summer to learn. However, when the rancher's son happens to be a sea-green eyed boy who could make supermodels drool, her plans—and her feelings—are thrown into disarray.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,256 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015
Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice by morallygreydesi reviews
/"Are you going to kill me, Cammie?" I hissed, not even hesitating to point the gun. My arms didn't shake. My heart didn't pound. I was eerily calm. And then I pulled the trigger./ Follow Cammie through Georgetown University, where her friends are spread across the world and her old enemies are getting closer. Post UWS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,945 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Blurs of Colors by ApricityinSnow12 reviews
Colors are beautiful. Colors are deadly. Colors are the world, he muses.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Percy J.
Expectations by Tweedledum13 reviews
Cammie has always had to deal with peoples expectations of her, after the events of last summer, her fragile mind can't take it anymore. What will happen when Zach finds her at her lowest point? Trigger warning: Cutting, Depression. It's all a little OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] [Grant, Bex B.] - Complete
Pretty Girls Have It Bad Too by LoveBooks14 reviews
AU story! This story is about relation ships, high school, and drama! Please give it a try and I hope you enjoy it! Zach, Grant, Nick, Jonas, Josh, Cammie, Macey, Bex, Liz! 3
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,735 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Josh A.
Just A Day In DC by Stronger-Than-Fear reviews
Zach's mission involves getting to know Cammie. And, more importantly, what she knows. Will the beginning of his mission give him answers, or just a new crush? And how about doing the Circle's dirty work on the side? Cammie won't put down her walls, so Zach will just have to break them down. *this story is super old and you don't need to read it to read the sequel*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,089 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Twelve Days of Zammie by wittykittylizzie reviews
ho ho ho! it's the twelve days of christmas with our favorite spies in the world, so this is truly going to be one for the history-er, shall i say christmas-books. who needs turtle doves and partridges in pear trees when there's something even better? continue on with their love journey as they experience the twelve days of chirstmas, starring zammie! mentions of b/g, l/j, m/p.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Burns by DanieLovesYou reviews
We don't know a lot about Zachary Goode or the Blackthorne Boys, but maybe there's a reason for that. The pulse of anger beats heavier where no love thrives, and so we never heal. No scars, no pain, just the burns. A preface to the Gallagher Girl Series, a story before the story, if you will. Read it, if you please. Completed.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,859 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Zach G., Matt M. - Complete
Backyard Summer Lovin' by Eletha Landon reviews
I hated him. I stalked him. I got to know him. I fell for him: When Derek Souza moves in next door and makes a bad first impression on his new neighbor Chloe Saunders, how is it that, after her father hires him for a bit of yard work, that he becomes the obsession of the movie fanatic and her complex personality? T for language. AU- no powers. Read and Review!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,682 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
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On the Precipice of Life and Death reviews
"Tell me…what do you think happens when we die?"/ In which an old man on the brink of death is visited by an even older friend...or in which two undeserving men ponder the consequences of their actions in life on what comes after their death./ One-shot. Crossover between Most Dangerous Game & Cask of Amontillado...yes, it's an odd mix, but there have been stranger things on here.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
No One Can Know reviews
Sometimes her life feels like...a nightmare,a dream, a game. Sometimes she hates...the worthlessness, the act, the lies. But no one can know this.../ In which Annabeth ponders the inescapable, endless whirlpool of her her life. **One-shot** Post BoO. All feedback welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Date Which Will Live in Infamy reviews
Cammie is bored out of her mind doing paperwork, when Zach and the gang come to tell her some shocking news! Join Cammie and her friends on one of their infamous group dates! Food fights will be waged, secrets will be revealed, and things might just get dangerous! It's certainly going to be interesting... Usual pairings. *Story is currently being edited*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Bex B., Macey M. - Complete
I'll Always Come Back reviews
"I will always come back to you, remember that." "I will... I'll never forget it"/ In which Zach has left on a long mission, and Cammie is left alone as she tries to cope with his absence. Two-shot. Fluff with a capital F, what can I say I'm a sap...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete