Me

Age:17

Favourite Animes: I have honestly lost track and I have so many that I love right now that I can't possibly write them all. But please reccomend me anime!

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (a bit late now . . .)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (REALLY? I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (Isn't that the purpose?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I wonder what they mean by "other uses" . . .)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY! REALLY?!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (hmm . . . why exactly does it say that?)

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Damnit! I bought if for nothing!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, omg.whoamiagain, xXx.Murakami.xXx, MariFerolla, Bakagirl101, The Original Natsuko, VelonicaSushi,chinesemidget

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (HELL YEAH!)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

So read!

I am currently working on The Alphabet Of Kirihara Akaya and I would like request please!

I am terrible at updating so I'll try but if you give me requests I wil be quicker ;D