![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Name: Rogue Uno Sex: Female Hair: Brown Age: 18 Self-Promotion: add me on Snapchat @ as-hl33/follow me on IG @ OkPessimist *Insert your bio here* A Caffeine dependent life-form A human. Being. A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking Aggressively infancy and stuff All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them. Analogue at birth, digital by design Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again. Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan Bald. Often Unreliable. Easily distracted Born at a very young age Buddy, can you paradigm? Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire Camping is intents Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoe Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say Dream big (tiny font) Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it. Every storm runs out of rain Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking. God bless this hot mess Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper. Have lots of hair and like ugly things Here to serve…. the cat overlord I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags. I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies? I am an actor and a writer I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly. I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends. I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere. I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties. I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful. I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica. I only rap caucasionally I prefer my puns intended I put the hot in psychotic I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk! I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am. I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks. I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram now days. I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not always at the same time though. I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around I will go into survival mode if tickled I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week. I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures. I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor. I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking. I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook. I’m not smart. I just wear glasses. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too. I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire Insert pretentious stuff about myself here. It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin Just another paper cut survivor Just keep swimming Life is dumb and I want to sleep Living vicariously through myself Making the Snuggie look good since 2009. Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get Mermaids don’t do homework My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart My life was changed by a train. My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants Naturally and artificially flavored Nice guys finish lunch. Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you? OMG no one cares Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook. Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not. Please insert pretentious crap about myself here. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. Probably the best meat eater in the world Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’ Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things. Recovering ice cream addict S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me. Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. Spreading smiles like they’re herpes Stay classy Super Cali Swagilistic Sexy Hella Dopeness That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for. The bags under my eyes belong to kaya west The fat on my body is designer The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru. The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation. There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me. There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light To infinity and beyond Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. Where the hell am I, and how did I get here? White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless Winner of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging) Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays! You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it. You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth! You is kind, you is smart, you is important You know your in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. You’re too rad to be sad. You’re a 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz you’re basic Millennial and proud of it Things just ain’t the same for gangstas This is my simple Chipotle dependent life Car, house, or trip to Thailand? Let’s pack our bags The reason I like you is simple, love, laughter, and your smile How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life The best of me is yet to come Making history On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15 Math: Mental Abuse To Humans Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts? BAE means bacon and eggs Exercise, ex..er..cise, ex…ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON! When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still I only use Instagram to stalk… I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday I haven’t been myself ever since I was born This is my last Instagram bio ever I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching OITNB Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely |
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