hey people!! got chapter three up and running and i'm working on chapter four transfering it from paper and all, so i'm gonna get that up as soon as i can ]. i'm going to a summer camp like thing all next week til saturday so no updating until mid next week if all of us are lucky. and i'm good with plot and foreshadowing just to let you know. i start freshmen year in one month exactly (yay...) so its gonna be harder to update from then so bear with me. i think thats spelled right. ah well, anyway, i hope you guys R&R (sorry that sounds bad). i might broaden my horizons to other book series and all that, but i have to find one first. oh gotta go-angry stepsis not fun. bye *~*

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