What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.

**THIS STORY HAS BEEN REMOVED TO PURSUE AS AN ORIGINAL FICTION***

Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.

Ever wondered what might have happened if Bella had been the one to answer the phone to Edward? How different would the story have been if she had decided to move on with her life as Edward had told her to? Can she ever truly be free of the vampires if they haven't finished with her? The story starts shortly before Edwards call. J/B as always.

When Elena wakes up in transition after drowning, and the things she was compelled to forget are recovered, will she still be able to deny her feelings for Damon? Post season 3 finale. Rated M for language and lemons. *Complete*

Alice and Jasper are friends. She asks him a favor; to help socialize her nerdy brother, Edward. DRABBLE

Outtakes from The Groupie.

Sequel to "Little Red". Edward arrives home to find Jasper having very inappropriate thoughts about Bella.

We all know Casey and Derek want eachother. But they need to just get eachother. Starting as one-shot gimmie feed back if you want more ;

It all started when Sam fell into a pool, but ended with a kiss at a driveway. It's the summer, and everything might just go horribly...right when people drop their guards down and end in some tangled sheets. Completed.

Edward/Jasper Jasper is a misunderstood freak at his school, Edward is the Jock with a secret. JPOV

When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash

What happens when Jasper has to babysit Bella while the rest of the family is away? JasxB, short story, lemony.

Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.

The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.

It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.

For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.

Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.

::WINNER 1ST PLACE JUDGES VOTE IN THE DIRTY TALKING JASPER CONTEST:: Jasper wants Riley. Riley needs some convincing. AU/AH/OOC Warnings for perceived dub/non-con and a filthy filthy mouth.

Edward meets Jasper in a bar. Edward is a rough and tumble cowboy, and Jasper is shy and geeky. Will they be able to fall in love?

Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

Emmett and Bay's first time having sex. lemon. smut. fluff. oneshot. rated M for obvious reasons.

3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH

Best friends, roommates, they've known each other all their lives. What happens when one's boyfriend can't make their Valentine's date? Written for the No Stress Love Fest. Jasper/Peter, Jasper/Edward, AH. Slash. Rated M.

Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance

Harry spies on Draco aboard the Hogwarts Express, but what happens next does not result in a broken nose. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, HP/DM. Written for tuesdaymidnight's birthday.

Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.

Edward gets what's coming to him. Futuretake from Say Something Else. Slash, smut, spanking! Edward/Seth, AH, NC-17.

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. Entry for the NO BELLA ALLOWED contest. AH/AU/OOC/SLASH

One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.